5000, lazy ass — Forum Archive

23 Nov 2003, 18:37

Since Jeff is a f***ing (well actually not f***ing, he has not :sex: in quite a while), lazy bastard; I am celebrating his 5000+ posts. :evil4:

Now go get a life while you are still living, or have an enjoyable mid-life crisis to celebrate.

Instead of posting 5000 times you should have banged 5000 girls, made more than 5000 dollars a year for one time in your life , this list could go on forever....

Congrats Jeff

23 Nov 2003, 20:16

What language. :nonono:

23 Nov 2003, 20:26

Congrats, Jeff......you lazy f%$@ :D :laugh:

Speech! Speech!

23 Nov 2003, 20:27

Originally posted by Taboo # 7 Congrats, Jeff......you lazy f%$@ :D

:clap: that's the spirit

23 Nov 2003, 21:32

Originally posted by Tristan Jayol Since Jeff is a f***ing (well actually not f***ing, he has not :sex: in quite a while), lazy bastard; I am celebrating his 5000+ posts. Now go get a life while you are still living, or have an enjoyable mid-life crisis to celebrate.Instead of posting 5000 times you should have banged 5000 girls, made more than 5000 dollars a year for one time in your life , this list could go on forever....Congrats Jeff

Well, Tristan, you're 18 and you have about 1650 posts. So, does that mean you've banged about 1700 girls so far?

23 Nov 2003, 21:36

Originally posted by Androgynous kid with a camera that follows you > Originally posted by Tristan Jayol Since Jeff is a f***ing (well actually not f***ing, he has not :sex: in quite a while), lazy bastard; I am celebrating his 5000+ posts. Now go get a life while you are still living, or have an enjoyable mid-life crisis to celebrate.Instead of posting 5000 times you should have banged 5000 girls, made more than 5000 dollars a year for one time in your life , this list could go on forever....Congrats Jeff

Well, Tristan, you're 18 and you have about 1650 posts. So, does that mean you've banged about 1700 girls so far? absolutely...

have I even talked to that many people in my life.. probably not.

23 Nov 2003, 22:29

Congrats you feckin' lazy bastard....

5000 :beer: ?

23 Nov 2003, 23:57

Now, if only Jeff were here...

24 Nov 2003, 01:04

there´s a party and the one celebrating is not here.... :skeptic:

well, what the heck? :shrug:

:beer2:

24 Nov 2003, 01:51

well...it really wasn't nothing...I did a speech for 4000...and after seeing Jarvo go past 3000 without any fanfare...I didn't really see the need for me to go fawning about myself...

glad some of you noticed...and that's the extent of my speech...

but as far as getting a life...I don't see that one happening anytime soon...

and banging 5000 girls...well...only if I was Wilt Chamberlin...sorry!!!

24 Nov 2003, 02:08

Congrats, Jeff. You're an inspiration to us all and a disgrace to mankind. Now to be perfectly greedy, how's about hookin' me up with a copy of HATYM? :p

24 Nov 2003, 10:31

Originally posted by Grigori banging 5000 girls...well...only if I was Wilt Chamberlin...sorry!!!

Hey 5000 is only a small fraction of Wilt's repertoire