Bumperstickers

Spotted today:

Ask me about my vow of silence

On my best friend's car:

Jesus loves you, but I'm his favorite

Jesus is Coming: Everyone Look Busy

On mine......"I've got a cock like the M1".

"My Other Car is a Millenium Falcon"

"Give me ambiguity or give me something else"

Translated from greek (in my language it's a quite shorter phrase): "If your brakes fail you, crash on my rear left side. That's where my mother-in-law usually sits"

And "If you can read this, my wife just fell off" on the back of a biker's t-shirt... so I guess this qualifies too

"Proud Parents of an A Student at (Fill in Name) School"

always with the caveat "Sponsered by Burger King"

Animals and Plants were killed to make room for your Fat Ass!

There's always this perennial favorite:

Funny stuff!!

Originally posted by His Holiness, The Pope There's always this perennial favorite:

"Meat Is Murder...And Murder Tastes Good."

"Save The Unborn Gay Baby Whales For Jesus"

"Girls Suck. Throw Rocks At Them"

'somewhere in texas a village is missing it's idiot'

'pardon my driving, i'm reloading'

'dyslexics untie!'

on mine:

I LOVE INTERCOURSE

then underneath, in small print, it reads "intercourse, pennsylvania"

No One Died When Clinton Lied

Did see one the other day that said something like "My kid beat up your honor roll student".

Also, I swear I saw a personalized plate frame that said "I'd rather be riding my wife" about 3 weeks ago.

Your body is a temple Mine is an amusement park

I "heart" my wife

My other car sucks too

Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr On my best friend's car:Jesus loves you, but I'm his favorite

Jesus loves you,

everyone else thinks you're a cunt!

"Jesus saves!

Then passes to Moises, he kicks and it's goaaaaaaaallll..."