Originally posted by Old Blue I'm still waiting for Alex Best to talk.Or move...
That's down to the editing again...she has been talking (and smiling, Tim!) quite a lot but it hasn't been shown on the ITV1 broadcasts.
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McFadden hopefully. But only on the provision that her and Brighton's finest page 3 girl give each other an oily tit rub live on ITV1.
Hopefully the viewers will note that the Bond fiendess smuggled illegal privileges into the camp, and should therefore be expelled, closely followed by Diane Modahl.
Originally posted by Old Blue McFadden hopefully. But only on the provision that her and Brighton's finest page 3 girl give each other an oily tit rub live on ITV1.
Since it's the Great British Public voting, I don't think Kerry McFadden will be the first to go - as far as rubs go, Jennie Bond has just been rubbing insect bite cream into Kerry McFadden's legs but there's been no sign of any oily tits yet...unless you count Peter Andre (who was grossly exaggerating what was in those cases when he got back to the camp yesterday!)
Hot celebrity gossip from today's paper... The stand in contenstant, should anyone be tempted to do a Westbrook, is Timmy Mallet!!
There is a lot of fondling on tonight's episode! Lord Brockett can't keep his hands off bodies- Jordan's legs and ass, and bits of Peter Andre!! John of the Jungle is behaving like a gentleman - he was ever so nice to Jenny Bond when they had to go off and find the treasure chest.
John's been a lot calmer today from the bits I've seen - no kicking the camera in the Bush Telegraph room like Saturday, but he does go off by himself quite a bit now - presumably to get away from 'Jordan' (there's only one Jordan as far as I'm concerned, i.e. the one that used to work in McLaren's shop, not some silicone enhanced attention seeking bimbo). He was having a friendly little chat with Mike Read earlier about punk and Mike Read commented that punk was kind of a later version of skiffle with the 'anyone can do it' mentality and he called John 'the new Lonnie Donegan' which John found quite funny! Jennie Bond was surprised at how little time the Sex Pistols had been in existence for (tho' John also seems confused about the dates - he claims to have been 17 when he became famous and that the Pistols were only around for a year!). He's getting on very well with Alex Best and Charlie Brockett - he commented that Brockett 'was the sort of royalty I don't mind paying my taxes for'. The celebs all had letters yesterday and had to read each others' out - John got a very lovey-dovey one from Nora read out by Diane Modahl and in turn John read out Dianes' letter (wearing reading glasses!)...he said later that he was very glad his letter had been read out by Diane. Best bit so far has got to be the expression on John's face when Peter Andre was singing the latest compostion he's written in the jungle - a truly awful song and John's face said it all! Followed by the unintentionally hilarious Andre commen 'Perhaps I ought to get some singing lessons one day'. John did invite Peter over to his house in LA next time he's there tho'... First celeb to be voted out will be tonight...!
There's also just been a very interesting bit where Diane Modahl was talking about her positive drugs test, her reaction to it and how she set about proving her innocence. Unfortunately this type of thing is never shown on the main evening program - they're far keener to show 'Jordan' and Peter Andre with a bulge in his trousers presumably because it's 'better television'. The most disturbing aspect has to be the text messages they show - viewers are invited to send text messages (at 50p a shot plus the normal text message cost) in response to various questions that appear on the screen. Of course with the general intelligence of the Great British Public these texts usually end up as something like "I luv Jordon she is fit will u marry me" or "Razor 2 win coz he is da man" etc. etc. Still, the makers are laughing all the way to the bank!
But what about Jordan and McFadden having to eat the cockroaches and grubs. And fish eyes. Disguuuusting!
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Mike's been sent home, it was between him and Jenny Bond.
There has been even more fondling on the programme tonight -a blindfold 'feel the ass and guess whose it is' contest!! John of the Jungle is still being perfectly wonderful - feisty, bitchy but honest.
Bit of a shame to see him go...but he (like Diane Modahl) has been badly served by the editing that goes on for the main show on ITV1. Obviously the Great British Public is more interested in 'Jordan's' fake tits and Peter Andre's godawful songwriting. Dunno why they didn't show more of that Feel The Arse game 'cos that was quite funny...it changed to Feel the Nose a bit later on and they didn't show any of that...
Originally posted by Philip Collins Bit of a shame to see him go...but he (like Diane Modahl) has been badly served by the editing that goes on for the main show on ITV1. Obviously the Great British Public is more interested in 'Jordan's' fake tits and Peter Andre's godawful songwriting. Dunno why they didn't show more of that Feel The Arse game 'cos that was quite funny...it changed to Feel the Nose a bit later on and they didn't show any of that...
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It's one of those things that's difficult to describe but it's funny when you watch it! It's disappointing that they didn't show it 'cos then you'd see what I mean - but it was kind of a spontaneous uncontrived activity that never seems to get a look-in in the main programme. Suffice to say, there was much feeling of body parts and most (if not all!) guesses were somewhat wide of the mark. Peter Andre was convinced that he was feeling the same nose each time even tho' he clearly wasn't...unless Mike Read, Alex Best and Kerry McFadden all share the same nose but he guessed John's because it was running! They're all singing Happy Birthday to Kerry McFadden now and John's doing his impression of a birthday cake by wandering around with a small candle stuck on top of his head, singing like George Formby! His head's covered in melted and re-solidified wax and his verdict on the Treasure hunt thing was "Fuck that silver chest thing today" until one of the others pointed out that there may be some shampoo in one of them......and it's really pissing with rain on there now...!
Originally posted by Philip Collins It's one of those things that's difficult to describe but it's funny when you watch it! It's disappointing that they didn't show it 'cos then you'd see what I mean - but it was kind of a spontaneous uncontrived activity that never seems to get a look-in in the main programme. Suffice to say, there was much feeling of body parts and most (if not all!) guesses were somewhat wide of the mark. Peter Andre was convinced that he was feeling the same nose each time even tho' he clearly wasn't...unless Mike Read, Alex Best and Kerry McFadden all share the same nose but he guessed John's because it was running! They're all singing Happy Birthday to Kerry McFadden now and John's doing his impression of a birthday cake by wandering around with a small candle stuck on top of his head, singing like George Formby!
You evidently have your computer in the same room as your TV. Who do you think is playing a game to be the winner? I would guess it must be Jordan or Peter.....
Originally posted by Dee > Originally posted by Philip Collins> It's one of those things that's difficult to describe but it's funny when you watch it! It's disappointing that they didn't show it 'cos then you'd see what I mean - but it was kind of a spontaneous uncontrived activity that never seems to get a look-in in the main programme. Suffice to say, there was much feeling of body parts and most (if not all!) guesses were somewhat wide of the mark. Peter Andre was convinced that he was feeling the same nose each time even tho' he clearly wasn't...unless Mike Read, Alex Best and Kerry McFadden all share the same nose but he guessed John's because it was running! > They're all singing Happy Birthday to Kerry McFadden now and John's doing his impression of a birthday cake by wandering around with a small candle stuck on top of his head, singing like George Formby!
You evidently have your computer in the same room as your TV. Who do you think is playing a game to be the winner? I would guess it must be Jordan or Peter..... Nope, it's in a different room! I only add these messages during the ad breaks or when Tara Palmer-Tomkinson's on! 'Jordan' Is the one playing games to try and win whether it's doing that bush tucker trial in that bikini or creating a talking point with Peter Andre...I think he's too thick to be able to contrive a strategy.
Re.Peter Andre -He is being led by the 'nose' by Jordan but my feeling is that they are both publicity junkies and will do any thing to get max. coverage. PA is a very tasty specimen of manhood tho' (apart from his ego)!
For those that don't have access to this wonderful piece of television, John let fly with a volley of abuse when he learnt that he hadn't been voted out today..."Fucking cunts" was his verdict prompting all sorts of humble apologies by the presenters for the naughty language!
Diana has been voted out now - and she was upset when she was shown a clip of Jordan calling her two-faced. She's chosen Jordan to do the nasty stuff tomorrow to get herown back. John of the Jungle's outburst stopped everyone in their tracks - horrified silence!
Jordan talking about liposuction on her thighs just made me want to reach ... too graphic for these squeamish ears.
Originally posted by Al Jarvis Jordan talking about liposuction on her thighs just made me want to reach ... too graphic for these squeamish ears.
And John's claim that Steve Jones of the Pistols had liposuction on his stomach - the bruising allegedly spread downwards causing his testicles to swell to Buster Gonad like proportions!
Razor Ruddick is tonight's throw-out. He seemed very pleased - just kept on about the food -or lack of it. When he was asked about the others he said being around John of the Jungle was 'just like being married, really'!
Pete went off with Kerry on a treasure hunt, they were successful and very cheerful when they got back -the cameras showed that Jordan was really p....d off! she didn't cheer up until Pete gave her a lot of (on camera)kisses and smiles Uh oh!! Someone isn't the centre of attention.
Whoever's in charge of her PR has obviously told her to make herself the centre of attention (with a great deal of help from the programme's editors)...but she'll have trouble doing that if Peter Andre goes (here's hoping!)
It is starting to look more and more like the star players in this possibly massaged scenario are the balloon boobed one -Jordan, and the massive ego one - Pete. The rest are just there for effect. Fortunately John of the Jungle, Kerry and Milord Brockett are screwing up the plan. 'Conventional' anarchy or wot? Yes I know it's a contradiction in terms but it seems to fit!
