John Lydon .... Celebrity ? .... Jungle ? anyone else surprised ?

Originally posted by Old Blue Johnny's walked out!!!Boo hiss!

withdrawl symptoms..

Originally posted by Al Jarvis > Originally posted by Old Blue Johnny's walked out!!!Boo hiss!

I'm so in awe! He's such a rebel!

Is he fcuk.

Yeah. Call me cynical, but I'm sure it's all in the script...

Does this mean we are going to have to suffer Timothy Mallet now ?

Nah, they should put Jordan's boyfriend in. That would liven things up!

Either in the script or he is being a pussy.

But this is what John's done for the whole of his career - walking out on the Pistols when they could've become the biggest band on the planet, turning PiL into a cabaret band when they received (their rightful) recognition as a gifted, innovative band after initially being mercilessly slagged, etc. etc. It's a shame he's gone as it really was incredibly entertaining watching him but at the end of the day, who really cares? Let's just hope the monkeys of his chosen charity still get some benefit from this!

It won't be the same now that John's gone. He did turn up to do a post-mortem and was still just as scathing about certain elements of the group still in camp. He's gone off to look at great whites. No one else was voted off tonight, that pleasure comes tomorrow - if anyone can be bothered to watch.

GOD....you didn't save the queen.John the joke isn't funny anymore.77 was your year...15 mins of fame and now what? You are really intimidating...and as for the swearing... worse language in my CHURCH each time i get wed!

Geri - this is for you! I am sure that there will be no interest now that Johnnie's gone!
Alex Best has just been voted off. The camp is a total mess since John of the Jungle left -it seems that nobody else is good at cleaning! The leftovers are all bitching and whinging -Charlie Brockett is spreading discontent amongst the ladies -they all confide in him. THEY ALL MISS JOHN!! Oh yeah, The Jordan/Pete Andre affair has suddenly turned sour Anyone else -yes I know I'm sad, stil watching it but so what!!

Thanks Dee. Just read that they won't allow him back even if he wanted to, and there won't be a replacement either. Quite rightly so ! I think it was all part of the plan though, we didn't really expect him to do something according to the script, did we ?! :D

Gutted now the Best looking one in there has been voted off. What a cock old Brockett is turning out to be, and I have to laugh at Andre, Can't wait till he gets chinned next week by Jordan's fella. Twat.

Haven't bothered watching it since John went...don't really care who wins now 'cos it's no longer even worth watching! People can slate John as much as they like but he was the only person on there who commanded your attention! It just goes to show that even 20 years after he did anything (musically) of any worth he can still (deservedly!) make you watch him!

Cant be arsed now, Rocket deserves to get any voiceovers that Lesley Phillips does'nt want though

It's really fuckin' dull without Lydon. But at least the Page 3 Blow Up Ballon (TM) has now gone too, so poor old Peter will have to resort to:

(a) wanking (b) shagging Lord Brockett (c) writing another great song (cf "Insania").

Ho-hum.

Rocket the groper is out, a bit of a surprise. Sulking Pete is left in the camp with Kerry and Jennie, who have suddenly 'bonded'. I have to watch till the end now!

Originally posted by Dee Rocket the groper is out, a bit of a surprise. Sulking Pete is left in the camp with Kerry and Jennie, who have suddenly 'bonded'. I have to watch till the end now!

Now i have been called MANY things but really DEE please not this too............:D

Removing foot from mouth as I write, grovellingly apologetic RM!

Originally posted by Dee Removing foot from mouth as I write, grovellingly apologetic RM!

:D:D

Fuck me that Jennie Bond has got BALLS!

The end of this thread then. Kerry can go home and kiss her babies' toes, Jordan can enjoy her new status as teaser of the month, Pete will probably be on top of the Pops next week, no one will ever trust two-faced Rocket BROCKETT again, John of the Jungle will be nursing his injuries from Jordan's mum's (alleged) attack and the others will fade back into media oblivion.

Not quite...there's three programmes this week on ITV2 catching up with the celebs once they've come out of the jungle. Not sure whether the cameras were there for the alleged bust up but it'll be on tomorrow's programme if they were. We'll also be able to see whether Razor Ruddock really did chuck John and his mate Rambo out of Bryan McFadden's party after John had a go at Fatboy McFadden about boy bands and apparently swore and upset Ruddock's wimpy brats...'cos Ruddock never ever swears at all does he? Timmy Mallett was apparently only the stand in if one of the male celebs had walked early on and the producers had pulled out all the stops for the female stand in...the woman who played Tiffany's mum in EastEnders!

Thanks Philip, I think that you are now the BCD ace reporter for the rest of this thread I don't have ITV2 and Geri doesn't get anything so you must supply us with all the news for the next three days. Completely lost with reference to your Eastenders character Not quite the end of this thread then.

Atkins outed as a lardarse in todays times , still he made a few bob out of it

Originally posted by Al Jarvis I think Philip is referring to Carol Harrison. Shame she wasn't in it, for the 'older woman' she's a lot more pleasing on the eye than Jennie Bond. And her accent ain't as irritating. Wasn't she married to Jamie Foreman (son of Freddy) - could've had a few spicey tales to tell!!Bit unfair to call the McFadden lad 'fatboy' now Philip (or are you referring to Steve McFadden??!) cos Bryan's done a Jardel and lost 3st on the Atkins recently. Probably means he weighs less than his wife now!!! ;)

Anyone who loses weight that quickly only puts it straight back on again since it's fluid loss rather than lard loss! He'll be Fatboy again before long...

Just watched tonight's show and all I can say is if Fatboy McFadden has lost weight then he must've looked like Giant Haystacks' overweight brother beforehand! No sign of any violence at the McFadden barbecue and Jordan's mother didn't say anything about having given John a slap so maybe both stories were just tabloid bollocks.