major rules and habits

I was thinking about our funny rules and habits. F.e.: two men are talking next to the car - I am sure that they are kicking the wheels, mean tyres in the same time. Do you guys know some similar, funny and maybe a bit stupid?

As I get up and walk to the bathroom, I always scratch my balls. Don't ask me why, since they're not itchy (and they're free of any sort of animals).

I always salute when I see a single magpie (to ward off the bad luck, oh city dwellers). Should really say "Morning Captain" to it too, but this tends to get funny looks.

everytime i buy a ready made sandwich i always lift the top to see whats on it-even though its what it says on the label.

If I step on a crack on the sidewalk with my left foot, then my right foot must step on the next crack.

I never buy a copy of a newspaper or magazine that's on top of the pile, more than likely it's already been looked through and read and put back in the racks in a disorderly fashion. One time the seller looked at me as I reached for paper that was halfway in the stack, and he told me "Yes, we keep the fresher copies down there". Nodded and smiled at him with the words "Thanks for tip buddy I always knew that" ;)

The hell, I thought I was going to laugh over Major!!!!