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What is it with men and their x-boxes? Is is a secret desire men have to get out of their system ie maiming,killing,spilling blood,guns,knives etc? Its just a game! I can think of plenty other things two people can do!:scratch:

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Yes but do they involve joysticks...?

:\pimp3:

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would you rather we were really out maiming, killing...yadda yadda...

besides...my X-box let's me be a world class footie manager...something I could never do in real life!!!

especially after consuming large amounts of lager and ale!!!

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Its a size thing. when my missus first saw one she blurted out "Oh my god,its HUGE!",much to the amusement of the sales assisstant and several nearby shoppers.

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It's huge, it's powerful, and it has a huge controller. What else could a man want?

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hey, it's not just men!

my dream home (lindisfarne castle, with a partially-redesigned interior) will include a room filled with every game console available, and projectors and giant screens to play them on. the seats will be comfy first-class airplane seats. oh, and one hallway in the castle will have nooks carved into the stone walls, where i'll place arcade games, including tron, galaga, and tempest, so you can play one game and then move along to the next as you walk down the corridor! and don't forget the trampoline room with a twisty slide in the corner that leads down to the room filled with plastic balls (like at gymboree)!

ill keep the medieval look, of course, and hang big tapestries all about, and my guests and i will retire to the dining hall for a viking-style feast after a day of gaming (including an afternoon on my personal paintball course) and trampolining. we'll then end the evening in the lounge, complete with fully-stacked bar, kick-ass sound system, egg chairs, and revolving floor (the lounge will also have both arcade games and game consoles).

so, there! ;)

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Originally posted by Buffy What is it with men and their x-boxes? Is is a secret desire men have to get out of their system ie maiming,killing,spilling blood,guns,knives etc? Its just a game! I can think of plenty other things two people can do!:scratch:

Couldn't tell ya on that one, it's bad enough that I'm in front of the computer a couple of hours a day, I've no desire to spend any more of my time on that.

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Originally posted by Tristan Jayol It's huge, it's powerful, and it has a huge controller. What else could a man want?

flesh(of the warm kind)! Anyhow the said x-box is slime green,like slime with worms(which i did like in primary school)!;)

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Originally posted by AgentWood hey, it's not just men! my dream home (lindisfarne castle, with a partially-redesigned interior) will include a room filled with every game console available, and projectors and giant screens to play them on. the seats will be comfy first-class airplane seats. oh, and one hallway in the castle will have nooks carved into the stone walls, where i'll place arcade games, including tron, galaga, and tempest, so you can play one game and then move along to the next as you walk down the corridor! and don't forget the trampoline room with a twisty slide in the corner that leads down to the room filled with plastic balls (like at gymboree)!ill keep the medieval look, of course, and hang big tapestries all about, and my guests and i will retire to the dining hall for a viking-style feast after a day of gaming (including an afternoon on my personal paintball course) and trampolining. we'll then end the evening in the lounge, complete with fully-stacked bar, kick-ass sound system, egg chairs, and revolving floor (the lounge will also have both arcade games and game consoles).so, there! ;)

After writing this, i realised that i seemed a bit biased.(I just am not a games person) The later part of your ideal set up sounds fantastically great!:)

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So AgentWood, you are girl of every guys dream? :lol:

Do you watch hockey ? :p

Actually, I have a PS2 at home, but it's my wife's PS2 ;) She's playing more than I do.

I used to play a lot of computer games, but since I graduated, I play a lot less, I have no idea why!

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Originally posted by Spotnick So AgentWood, you are girl of every guys dream? :lol:Do you watch hockey ? :pActually, I have a PS2 at home, but it's my wife's PS2 ;) She's playing more than I do.I used to play a lot of computer games, but since I graduated, I play a lot less, I have no idea why!

You have a job and a wife, that's why!

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Originally posted by Spotnick So AgentWood, you are girl of every guys dream? :lol:

if so, where the hell are they then, hmmm?

married or gay, i suppose! :D

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Originally posted by Tristan Jayol > Originally posted by Spotnick> So AgentWood, you are girl of every guys dream? :lol:> > Do you watch hockey ? :p> > Actually, I have a PS2 at home, but it's my wife's PS2 ;) She's playing more than I do.> > I used to play a lot of computer games, but since I graduated, I play a lot less, I have no idea why!

You have a job and a wife, that's why!

I guess he always lost to his wife and found out he stinks, thats why!

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Thanks Andrei, sometimes you sound a little too much like Julio... :skeptic:

Actually the reason might be that when I graduated I started NOOL... :scratch:

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Originally posted by AgentWood > Originally posted by Spotnick> So AgentWood, you are girl of every guys dream? :lol:

if so, where the hell are they then, hmmm?

married or gay, i suppose! :D I'd like to nominate myself as belonging to neither the married nor gay categories. My phone number is yours, if you wish it. :D

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I wish it David, I so wish it.:love2:

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i played with my xs box a couple of times. not doing it again...

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Originally posted by Facthunt i played with my xs box a couple of times.not doing it again...

Got bored with it? Or just found the games frustratingly difficult?

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i think ill just stick to my Coleco Vision:laugh:

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Originally posted by Spike i think ill just stick to my Coleco Vision:laugh:

What's that?

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the coleco vision came out after the first atari console here in the States...seem to recall it being in the mid 80s...didn't do so well...

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Originally posted by #41 the coleco vision came out after the first atari console here in the States...seem to recall it being in the mid 80s...didn't do so well...

I remember having an atari back then, god it was boring.

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Originally posted by Spike i think ill just stick to my Coleco Vision:laugh:

aah, precious spike. colecovision may have been before your time, but to many of us it represented the future, back in the day! (see also, 'wargames')

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Originally posted by Buffer Low > Originally posted by Facthunt i played with my xs box a couple of times.not doing it again...

Got bored with it? Or just found the games frustratingly difficult? I believe you missunderstand me - re-read it as i played with my exes box etc...

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It seems to me he understood well enough.

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know you come to mention it, it does doesn't it!

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