Rivaldo to Qatar???

I think it was a case of him playing teams off of each other to see how much money he could get. To use a proper Corby phrase "Fuckim" one minute he's saying Glasgow is a "Temple of Football" the next he's saying he is relishing the challenge of the Premiership down South, and finally he's off to where the money is. Got to be honest, a Brazilian Star playing in the SPL? Fantasy stuff indeed.

And I want none of the smart arse England fans to mention Rafael Scheidt (yes SHITE:D )

You not seen this then, Shug?!

Originally posted by Detweiler 3.63 Thing is, Scheidt wasn't shite at all, he was a pretty useful defender, and an exponent of Futebol de Salao. Suspect he preferred beaches to cold wet and windy mornings training in Glasgow though.....and that probably influenced the management decsion not to pick him. We're used to it - must be a hell of a culture shock for someone not used to it though. Look at Branco when he went to Smogland !

Didn't Sheidt's passport claim he was, like, 23 though?!

Yeah, 23 about 15 years earlier perhaps.

Yeah - there are some cracking pictures of Celtic personalities on that site

Rafael? Where does one begin? He played 2 or 3 games and proved a worse signing for Celtic than Gary Gillespie, Carl Muggleton and Wayne Biggins put together. No mean feat that!

Rivaldo would have been a revelation at Parkheid, but such is life as they say in France. It'll certainly be interesting to see who MON goes for this summer. We need a boost on top of a cracking season. Robbie Keane is my personal choice, but whether the board will fork out the funds is another question

Not only did John Barnes manage Celtic he also sang on a neworder record. You'd have thought that was a good thing. How wrong can you be;)

You owe Frads a pint then Tim.

He simply wasnae good enough as a manager. Granted, he won his first Old Firm match in charge (a Brian O'neil header in injury time) but we simply drew too many games. We were foiled over them dark days by a certain lingerie wearing sex pest caravan loving pervert for a goalkeeper

Macari also took The Bunnet to court after his sacking. Macari lost and had to pay a 5 or 6 figure sum out to ole Fergus.

Originally posted by ShugZV© You owe Frads a pint then Tim.He simply wasnae good enough as a manager. Granted, he won his first Old Firm match in charge (a Brian O'neil header in injury time) but we simply drew too many games. We were foiled over them dark days by a certain lingerie wearing sex pest caravan loving pervert for a goalkeeper

There's only two Andy Gorams!

I was at Easter Road a couple of years back and p1ssed meself that people were standing up and crossing themselves whenever he got hold of the ball. Can't remember who he was playing for at the time but it was post Rangers.

Forgot about that bit - commuting to Glasgow when he could arsed INDEED.

And Al were you watching Hibs for? Glad to see you knew who I was talking about though

Originally posted by ShugZV© Forgot about that bit - commuting to Glasgow when he could arsed INDEED. And Al were you watching Hibs for? Glad to see you knew who I was talking about though

I was on a stag do, seemed like the intelligent thing to do at the time. It was about a week before Agathe signed for Sellick cos Hibs had him on a week to week contract and he'd excelled in about five games and there was talk of him jumping ship to join an English Prem side so everyone was hoping he'd stay.

Originally posted by Al Jarvis > Originally posted by ShugZV© Forgot about that bit - commuting to Glasgow when he could arsed INDEED. And Al were you watching Hibs for? Glad to see you knew who I was talking about though

I was on a stag do, seemed like the intelligent thing to do at the time. It was about a week before Agathe signed for Sellick cos Hibs had him on a week to week contract and he'd excelled in about five games and there was talk of him jumping ship to join an English Prem side so everyone was hoping he'd stay.

Intelligent? That explains that then. He did go through a magical spell - he wasn't at Raith too long before heading to The Hibee's, he's not done too bad for us seeing as we picked him up for basically nada;) And DoN. I hate the cunt. Remember the Celtic Barca game at Parkhead? Mourinhio came out and slagged Celtic to fuck cos of the incident in the tunnel, neverminding the fact it was a Barca player who raised his hands - and then Ronaldinhio trying to kick Thompson into Orbit. The guy is an arrogant tosser and I really hope he falls flat on his face. Apologies to the floating Chelsea fans who visit the site, but nothing will change my mind about Mourinhio. Bitter? You'd better believe it

Originally posted by ShugZV© > Originally posted by Al Jarvis > Originally posted by ShugZV© Forgot about that bit - commuting to Glasgow when he could arsed INDEED. And Al were you watching Hibs for? Glad to see you knew who I was talking about though

I was on a stag do, seemed like the intelligent thing to do at the time. It was about a week before Agathe signed for Sellick cos Hibs had him on a week to week contract and he'd excelled in about five games and there was talk of him jumping ship to join an English Prem side so everyone was hoping he'd stay.

Intelligent? That explains that then. He did go through a magical spell - he wasn't at Raith too long before heading to The Hibee's, he's not done too bad for us seeing as we picked him up for basically nada;) And DoN. I hate the cunt. Remember the Celtic Barca game at Parkhead? Mourinhio came out and slagged Celtic to fuck cos of the incident in the tunnel, neverminding the fact it was a Barca player who raised his hands - and then Ronaldinhio trying to kick Thompson into Orbit. The guy is an arrogant tosser and I really hope he falls flat on his face. Apologies to the floating Chelsea fans who visit the site, but nothing will change my mind about Mourinhio. Bitter? You'd better believe it

That would've been Saviola, Shug. Ronaldinho is short, black and ugly, Saviola is short, white and, er, ugly.

Ye's know what my memory is like.

Going back to Mourinhio (I am still bitter:D )- did you notice the Porto players dive, cheat and timewaste in the European Cup Final? NOPE! So why the fuck did they feel the need to do it against us last year? Welcome to the physical side of the game Mr Mourinhio ya fuckin wanker

Originally posted by ShugZV© Ye's know what my memory is like.Going back to Mourinhio (I am still bitter:D )- did you notice the Porto players dive, cheat and timewaste in the European Cup Final? NOPE! So why the fuck did they feel the need to do it against us last year? Welcome to the physical side of the game Mr Mourinhio ya fuckin wanker

You watching the same game, Shug? Vitor Baia went down TWICE in the last ten mins after being 'caught' going for the ball, despite the fact they were already 3-0 up. If that ain't timewasting, I don't know what is.

Originally posted by fac443 Rivaldo was officially faxed an offer from Celtic, but their manager asked him whether he could join the team for their US tour in july, so he could check whether Rivaldo was really the player they needed. Quite understandably, Rivaldo told him to fuck off..

Why 'quite understandably'? It's not like Rivaldo's inundated with offers, now is it? Bolton ain't exactly the creme de la creme of the Premiership and Qatar is just a retirement home. It's only right he should make the effort to meet his new team-mates, see if he fits into the Celtic gameplan at all. To be honest, I'm a bit dubious of the man's character after that outrageous faking he did in the World Cup to get the Turkish lad sent off. All that talent, and at the the end of the day he's just a cheating c---. You can bet O'Neill's thinking the same thing.

Can't see what he could've given Celtic anyways, bar shifting a load of replica shirts. He's no Larsson replacement and in Scottish football they'll score a lot more goals rolling out the twin battering rams of Sutton and Hartson for every game now.

Aye - he hasn't exactly been a prolific player in the last 2 or 3 years has he? That's exactly why MON wanted him on a trial run in the US. Plus the fact Rivaldo would have seen just how big the Celtic support is around the world. According to the Record today he's in Dubai signing for some donkey outfit, fair enough though - he'll be raking in £70,000 a week. Celtic certainly couldnae afford that!

As for Baia Al, they were already 4-0 up when he started his rolling about. It's not quite the same when yer getting beat 2-1;)