well, isn't this just exciting?

tonight, while sitting by the window at the bar in the club i frequent on the weekends, my friends and i noticed a white limo pull up to the curb. why, who should exit the limo and enter our little goth/retro '80s/new wave club? local orlando celebrity CARROT TOP, of course! he's even uglier in person, and hideously muscular. his curls don't bounce like they do in the '1-800-collect' ads (or whichever carrier he works for); they sit more tightly against his head. it's all smoke and mirrors, folks. smoke and mirrors.

Originally posted by AgentWood tonight, while sitting by the window at the bar in the club i frequent on the weekends, my friends and i noticed a white limo pull up to the curb. why, who should exit the limo and enter our little goth/retro '80s/new wave club? local orlando celebrity CARROT TOP, of course! he's even uglier in person, and hideously muscular. his curls don't bounce like they do in the '1-800-collect' ads (or whichever carrier he works for); they sit more tightly against his head. it's all smoke and mirrors, folks. smoke and mirrors.

This is an American thing im guessing!

Carrot Top??? Limo???? How much did he charge for the hand job in the limo??

Originally posted by SPone This is an American thing im guessing!

carrot top is some dude from commercials promoting 1-800 COLLECT, which is a collect calling service...

Shouldn't CT be driving the limo?

Originally posted by Taboo # 7 Shouldn't CT be driving the limo?

Yes. How that little fuckwit got a movie made is beyond me. Something tells me he did a lot of "favors."

Originally posted by His Holiness, The Pope > Originally posted by Taboo # 7> Shouldn't CT be driving the limo?

Yes. How that little fuckwit got a movie made is beyond me. Something tells me he did a lot of "favors." Carrot Top was in a movie?

Originally posted by This blue-eyed boy that wants to be > Originally posted by His Holiness, The Pope> > > > Originally posted by Taboo # 7> > Shouldn't CT be driving the limo? >

Yes. How that little fuckwit got a movie made is beyond me. Something tells me he did a lot of "favors." Carrot Top was in a movie?

Painful

hmm, 1st shug disappears, then some bloke called carrot top appears near agent wood.

coincidence?

Originally posted by AgentWood he's even uglier in person

it still all points to shug

Originally posted by AgentWood and hideously muscular.

this kind of ruins my theory though

I like Carrot Top, he's alright. Then again, I haven't seen enough of him for him to start irritating me, I guess that might come when I move Stateside later on this year...

Originally posted by James Stephen Barnes I like Carrot Top, he's alright. Then again, I haven't seen enough of him for him to start irritating me, I guess that might come when I move Stateside later on this year...

believe me, one or two viewings of carrot top's ads will make you hotfoot it back across the atlantic pretty damn quick.

Originally posted by Facthunt > Originally posted by AgentWood> he's even uglier in person

it still all points to shug

Originally posted by AgentWood and hideously muscular.

this kind of ruins my theory though

i'd tell shug about your unkind words, but he's sleeping like a baby and i don't have the heart to wake him. ;)