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man caught having sex with doll

Wed Sep 1, 9:34 AM ET

BERLIN (Reuters) - A man caught having sex with a blow-up doll in a busy public shopping arcade had to be physically parted from his rubber lover and escorted away, police in Stuttgart say.

The 38-year-old man was caught with his trousers down early on Monday evening after alarmed witnesses alerted the police.

"It was real, he was caught in mid-action with the doll," said a press spokeswoman on Wednesday. Police said that they had considerable difficulty separating the drunken man from his partner.

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Must've been a typo - Rocket Mick is 58

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Originally posted by Jeff Police said that they had considerable difficulty separating the drunken man from his partner.

Surely all they needed to do was prick it, and it would go down naturally ? I know, the woman of every man's dreams !! :rofl:

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:nono::nono::nono:

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Originally posted by Jeff man caught having sex with dollWed Sep 1, 9:34 AM ET BERLIN (Reuters) - A man caught having sex with a blow-up doll in a busy public shopping arcade had to be physically parted from his rubber lover and escorted away, police in Stuttgart say. The 38-year-old man was caught with his trousers down early on Monday evening after alarmed witnesses alerted the police. "It was real, he was caught in mid-action with the doll," said a press spokeswoman on Wednesday. Police said that they had considerable difficulty separating the drunken man from his partner.

You have a little problem here mate, Rocket Mick is 46, not 38 and Rocket Mick would not conduct himself in such a manner. :nod:

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Originally posted by Buffer Low > Originally posted by Jeff> man caught having sex with doll> > Wed Sep 1, 9:34 AM ET > > > BERLIN (Reuters) - A man caught having sex with a blow-up doll in a busy public shopping arcade had to be physically parted from his rubber lover and escorted away, police in Stuttgart say. > > > > The 38-year-old man was caught with his trousers down early on Monday evening after alarmed witnesses alerted the police. > > > "It was real, he was caught in mid-action with the doll," said a press spokeswoman on Wednesday. Police said that they had considerable difficulty separating the drunken man from his partner.

You have a little problem here mate, Rocket Mick is 46, not 38 and Rocket Mick would not conduct himself in such a manner. :nod:

And plus, Rocket is not a man.

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Originally posted by Rocket Mick :nono::nono::nono:

I knew YOU would love it...besides, I have poked too much fun at Brother Shuglet...so it was your turn!!!:nod:

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Originally posted by E.Costello > Originally posted by Jeff> > Police said that they had considerable difficulty separating the drunken man from his partner.

Surely all they needed to do was prick it, and it would go down naturally ? I know, the woman of every man's dreams !! :rofl:

He was pricking it.

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:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

stop it...I need to sleep soon...and laughing like this will only give me the hiccups!!!

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Wouldn't have been an inflatable skeleton called Ian would it? That would lead us to a totally different person. Where were scuMUFC playing that night?:D

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Didn't Ian burst a few years ago when a sideburn bristle got stuck in him ?

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Could have done, though I thought he was taken to Old Trafford and, as is the way, got a bit over inflated.....

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Originally posted by James Thomas Could have done, though I thought he was taken to Old Trafford and, as is the way, got a bit over inflated.....

Totally OFF TOPIC, but I am the moderator;) Got yer text message this morning JT, I expect a reply within the next 3 weeks:p

Hopefully when I get back from larging it in Rome, I will have enough money to get to one of the Pogues gigs......Hopefully:thumb:

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