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8 Nov 2004, 18:12

http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/beer_usa.htm

8 Nov 2004, 22:32

Barmaids with Big Tits weh hey, wah ho

9 Nov 2004, 11:31

I'd go for one that would give me a white Russian without checking my ID first.

9 Nov 2004, 12:54

As long as it doesn`t take half an hour to get served...

9 Nov 2004, 14:04

Nice tatoo..... :evil4: Yeah baby!

9 Nov 2004, 14:44

You have to key in words to get her to perform. "Kiss" is quite good. :wink:

9 Nov 2004, 15:30

The Perfect Kiss will NEVER have the same meaning!!!

9 Nov 2004, 15:32

But she doesn't seem to care that I've Got A Cock Like the M1!!!

9 Nov 2004, 15:54

At least she knew Stella Artois!

9 Nov 2004, 18:38

Originally posted by John Sludden You have to key in words to get her to perform."Kiss" is quite good.

As long as you don't ask Kiss to be played on the jukebox.

10 Nov 2004, 02:13

Try

FIGHT PILLOW FLICK YOUR BEAN NUTS JUGS

16 Nov 2004, 07:45

Originally posted by Hank Wiseass© TryFIGHTPILLOWFLICK YOUR BEANNUTSJUGS

BANANA has got to be the best! :D

16 Nov 2004, 07:51

No-one's tried "Wellies" yet?

:scratch:

16 Nov 2004, 08:05

Originally posted by Al Jarvis > Originally posted by Hank Wiseass© Try FIGHT PILLOW FLICK YOUR BEAN NUTS JUGS

BANANA has got to be the best! :D

Clean-up in produce... oops

16 Nov 2004, 08:50

SUCK is good too!

16 Nov 2004, 08:52

TOP's not bad too!! :eek:

18 Nov 2004, 01:57

I randomly came across this list a few minutes ago:

dance on bar banana yoga seduce pushup splits surf jump orgasm give bottle show butt shake butt spin breast toes gymnastics topless man can magic hoolahoop robot leimek box tickle karate handstand kiss jedi pillow hair beer riverdance joke tongue head macarena pour beer pour beer you tap strip cowboy headbang airguitar guitar magazine pitcher light cap sunshine number bow sleep math rap supermodel lick lick lollipop hummer blow me gun wave angry message kiss me muscle become man huh

I know some of these have already been done! But have a few minutes of fun with the others!

21 Nov 2004, 20:06

I dunno... She keeps wagging her finger at me. :shrug: