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So we'll se in 40-45 minutes if it's David Church!! :evil4:

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Ratzinger. The ex-Nazi.

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Out of curiousity, how will he be named in English?

Ben 16? :D

It's Benoît XVI in french, but I'm curious to know in english!

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No David has retired, for he has been dismayed by the late pope's passing, but I will be taking over for Pope Benedict XVI (aka Pope Benedict Arnold). I will also be reinstating the Hitler Youth :D

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So, Anthony Hopkins has been named pope? :lol:

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Pope Benedict XVI wrote: No David has retired, for he has been dismayed by the late pope's passing, but I will be taking over for Pope Benedict XVI (aka Pope Benedict Arnold). I will also be reinstating the Hitler Youth :D

Good for you, Pope!

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I wonder how long this one will live? 78 years old. Thye Inquistion returns!

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38 EE's wrote: Biggy in Oily , did you get the cheque

Yes. Emailed you at work and just got your message. Not posted them on yet - going to get pissed and pick up the other one now!

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MYOB wrote: Ratzinger. The ex-Nazi.

There is nothing "ex" about this Nazi.

What went wrong in there David? Why diddnt you win that damn vote?

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Clockwork C wrote:

MYOB wrote: Ratzinger. The ex-Nazi.

There is nothing "ex" about this Nazi.

What went wrong in there David? Why diddnt you win that damn vote?

Well... I didn't want to actually use the current libel, whereas we can prove he was in the Hilter Youth.

I'm glad I'm not a catholic. Don't have to revere the bastard.

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You all forgot Rudolf Hess

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Oh no another JOB i missed out on.Back to THE BLOB SHOP then!:D

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:sleep:

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MYOB wrote:

Clockwork C wrote:

MYOB wrote: Ratzinger. The ex-Nazi.

There is nothing "ex" about this Nazi.

What went wrong in there David? Why diddnt you win that damn vote?

Well... I didn't want to actually use the current libel, whereas we can prove he was in the Hilter Youth.

I'm glad I'm not a catholic. Don't have to revere the bastard.

Because you think we do? :skeptic:

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That's a little bit odd. Couldn't they find a decent Italian? Or Italians can't do it anymore?

Anyway, Germany is half-Catholic and half-Protestant. A well-kwon fact. Yet the population of Germany actually is not as religious as that of Poland or Italy. It's a quite modern country. :clap:

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Well, the previous pope beatified josemaria escriva, founder of opus dei, suspected anti-semite, fascist, and admirer of both Hitler and Franco - while it lasted anyhow.

This piece of scum could soon be a saint. Lovely.

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How long will it take this pope to be shot? Sooner than later I hope.

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|| | ||| 6217|| 8 || 3 wrote: That's a little bit odd. Couldn't they find a decent Italian? Or Italians can't do it anymore?

Anyway, Germany is half-Catholic and half-Protestant. A well-kwon fact. Yet the population of Germany actually is not as religious as that of Poland or Italy. It's a quite modern country. :clap:

As is most industrialized countries as far as I know.

Well, except JesusLand below of here :D

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Clockwork C wrote:

MYOB wrote: Ratzinger. The ex-Nazi.

There is nothing "ex" about this Nazi.

What went wrong in there David? Why diddnt you win that damn vote?

Not my fault, I assure you.

On one hand, you can't really blame the guy for being in the Hitler Youth. After all, children were indoctrinated into the Nazi mindset from the very start and knew no better. Look at someone like Gunther Grass who spent his whole life trying to live down the shame of being part of the Nazi party by writing anti-Nazi novels.

On the other hand (the one I prefer), he was a fucking Hitler Youth and that doesn't look good on anyone's resume. Bad enough that the Catholics were complacent during Hitler's rise to power after they and the Communists were kicked out of government after the Reichstag fire. Good taste for the Church to roll over for Mussolini and do nothing to condemn the holocaust.

And people wonder where my anti-Catholic, anti-religious bent comes from.

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Wait, Ratzinger the ultraconservative?

I knew they'd never choose South American :angry:

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Spotnick wrote:

|| | ||| 6217|| 8 || 3 wrote: That's a little bit odd. Couldn't they find a decent Italian? Or Italians can't do it anymore?

Anyway, Germany is half-Catholic and half-Protestant. A well-kwon fact. Yet the population of Germany actually is not as religious as that of Poland or Italy. It's a quite modern country. :clap:

As is most industrialized countries as far as I know.

Well, except JesusLand below of here :D

Damnit Nic, don't make us 'liberate' your people :p

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:sleep:

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Rian wrote: :sleep:

Stupid socialist, Lutheran. Wake your lazy, liberal arse and listen to this conversation about the newly elected deity.

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I cannot believe he used to be in the HITLER YOUTH, fucking hell at this rate his successor will be ROBERT MUGABE

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Spotnick wrote:

|| | ||| 6217|| 8 || 3 wrote: That's a little bit odd. Couldn't they find a decent Italian? Or Italians can't do it anymore?

Anyway, Germany is half-Catholic and half-Protestant. A well-kwon fact. Yet the population of Germany actually is not as religious as that of Poland or Italy. It's a quite modern country. :clap:

As is most industrialized countries as far as I know.

Well, except JesusLand below of here :D

:laugh: Except for the East Coast! We're alright here!:D

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38 EE's wrote: I cannot believe he used to be in the HITLER YOUTH

"Jawohl, mein Pope!":laugh:

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That's it. I resign. No point waiting for change. They want an irrelevant fascist shithole? It's all theirs.

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Conduct wrote:

Spotnick wrote:

|| | ||| 6217|| 8 || 3 wrote: That's a little bit odd. Couldn't they find a decent Italian? Or Italians can't do it anymore?

Anyway, Germany is half-Catholic and half-Protestant. A well-kwon fact. Yet the population of Germany actually is not as religious as that of Poland or Italy. It's a quite modern country. :clap:

As is most industrialized countries as far as I know.

Well, except JesusLand below of here :D

:laugh: Except for the East Coast! We're alright here!:D

And California...

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