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Can Jacko Resurrect His Career?

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Well, can he?

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  • Yes, of course 2 (10%)
  • Yes, if he drops the odd behaviour 0 (0%)
  • Maybe, if he stops sleeping with boys 0 (0%)
  • No, the times have passed him by 5 (25%)
  • No, the world thinks he's a freak 6 (30%)
  • Only in Europe :evil4: 7 (35%)

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BIGINOIL wrote:

mike powell wrote: the best line i ever heard that summed up jacko was on the simpsons. bart and millhouse are arguing about wether or not they each have a soul. at which point bart tells millhouse that a "soul" is something made up by grown ups to scare kids with. "like the boogey man and michael jackson"

class:clap:

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My favorite is from Chris Rock's "Never Scared" show, when he talks about how everyone would argue which was better (Prince or Michael) back in the Eighties. Chris said "I guess Prince won!" :rofl:

I think Jacko could have a future as a political pundit, on the conservative side. Think about it: what do conservatives bitch about more than the supposed "liberal" media that is "out to get" them? And who's been in the eye of a public-relations storm more in the past year than Jacko? He knows all about how the media targets folks it doesn't like, and he'd fit right in with the freaks at Fox News :evil4:

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Nobody will take this fruitcake seriously, I hope. I hope the Jacksons move out. Let them got to Thailand where he can fuck little boys all day long until he contracts HIV. Maybe then he will sell the Beatles music in order to find a cure.

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I heard he got an offer for a Las Vegas show for 50.000.000 $. Perhaps the whole thing was a big fraud, just for advertising...

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maybe he'll release ca omeback single

a new mix of smooth criminal with covers of "it wasn't me" & "i'm mad about the boy" on the b side...

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Jacko's first album back, "For the Boys"

  1. "He's So Shy"
  2. "Let's Hear It For the Boy"
  3. "My Boyfriend's Back"
  4. "Mandy"
  5. "I Touch Myself"
  6. "Puff The Magic Dragon"
  7. "The Boy From New York City"
  8. "He Touched Me"
  9. "Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow?"
  10. "MacArthur Park"
  11. "Johnny B Goode (The Molestation Mix)"

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Bere wrote:

Ironwill wrote: Europe loves the freak. He'll end up selling all his property assets here and move to France or Germany. He'll be huge over there just like David Hasselhoff from Knight Rider fame. Wacko Jacko indeed.

I haven't read that.

Link here and Here

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O.K.... But we love the freak as well as the US does... Not more not less... (Am I just speaking for myself? Europeans where are you?) And this Hasselhoff story... I think I apologized for my people doing that, recently somewhere around here. I didn't buy any of his records and I didn't even watch "Baywatch".

:blush: :uhoh:

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