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Digital Mike Binoche wrote: Do Chinese women have straight pubic hair?
You've got an internet connection and dont know 
I've had so much work lately that I couldn't find the time to post on the forum. Now that I must stay at home until my mouth has deflated (I look like a hamster), I should have more time for you honey ;)
Errrrm, life? How the hell should I know the answer to that question? All I ever do is sit here in front of my computer therefore no brightest future for me!!! 
Nick, your question reminds me of a very cheeeeesy DM song. 
Babe, why do men think about sex every 7 minutes?
Spotnick wrote: I'll repeat myself.
What's the meaning of life?
Birth, live, die
It's as simple as that.
Will I ever meet that one, true love, and will it be kosher when I serve it on Thanksgiving? 
I'm talking about sheep, of course :p
Ben wrote: Babe, why do men think about sex every 7 minutes?
Cause they spend the rest of the time thinking about football!
Taboo # 7 wrote: Will I ever meet that one, true love, and will it be kosher when I serve it on Thanksgiving?
What the fook is kosher? 
Boatraceface wrote: How often do women think about sex?? on average:D
Unlike men, I can think of sex whilst watching a football game, especially when Inter is playing. :p
NObabe wrote:
Taboo # 7 wrote: Will I ever meet that one, true love, and will it be kosher when I serve it on Thanksgiving?
What the fook is kosher?
Things that Jews are allowed to eat. IE: Not Ham. Not leavened bread(on a Sabbath) 
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NObabe wrote:
Taboo # 7 wrote: Will I ever meet that one, true love, and will it be kosher when I serve it on Thanksgiving?
What the fook is kosher?
Your supposed to know the ANSWERS or you get your THREADBARE closed! :D
We Are All On Drugs wrote: Maya....why does Fat Bob wear lipstick???
Trying to look like me!!! Bastard! HIM not YOU!!!
Sir: :CHUNKS wrote: Maya...where in the hell hava I been? What the fook happened!!??
Get on MSN now!!!
Ummm...Maya's gettin frisky.