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Kevin Smith wrote:

Spotnick wrote: I'll repeat myself.

What's the meaning of life?

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42

42 is the answer to life,the universe and everything...apparantly.

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bLuE oRdEr wrote: Mayer, what's the SECRET to FINDING Sir Chunks?

The Adult Channel

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Who is SEVERINA VUCKOVIC?

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Digital Mike Binoche wrote: A Busty Porn Star !!

Hello Maya!

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Digital Mike Binoche wrote: Have you slept with her MAYA?

No, but Rocket Mick has.

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Maya...will Jeff ever marry again???

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We Are All On Drugs wrote: Maya...will Jeff ever marry again???

Marry me, Jeff, and get my butt out of this crappy place. :evil4: Then again, I think Texas is also a silly place to live in. :scream:

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Will I ever find true love?:confused:

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I'll second that question. Cheevers, that could be a thread of its own...

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If you have loved and lost,can you find true love once more?

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Another ace question. :nod:

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Ronald Kirsch wrote: Will I ever find true love?:confused:

Yes, the second you stop paying for it :evil4:, you will find it and you'll be blessed. It's all about not being greedy. But I'm amazed that you still believe in that b/s about true love, Ron. And you too, Blue. :D :scream:

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Boatraceface wrote: If you have loved and lost,can you find true love once more?

Sure, but next time you find your true and one and only, make sure she doesn't find out that you've been cheating on her. :evil4: In the meantime, I suggest you listen to NO LOVE LOST at least 4 times a day. :thumb:

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NObabe wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote: Will I ever find true love?:confused:

Yes, the second you stop paying for it :evil4:, you will find it and you'll be blessed. It's all about not being greedy. But I'm amazed that you still believe in that b/s about true love, Ron. And you too, Blue. :D :scream:

Me pay for it. Never, at least not yet.

Ok let me rephrase, where can I find someone like you?

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NObabe wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote: But I'm amazed that you still believe in that b/s about true love, Ron. And you too, Blue. :D :scream:

But according to you, I'm one of the most romantic NOOLers. ;)

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NObabe wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: If you have loved and lost,can you find true love once more?

Sure, but next time you find your true and one and only, make sure she doesn't find out that you've been cheating on her. :evil4: In the meantime, I suggest you listen to NO LOVE LOST at least 4 times a day. :thumb:

I never cheated on anyone over anything,loyalty is my number 1 Virtue,and that which I admire most,between friends,families and lovers loyalty is the greatest of all virtues..and so say all of us.....So my next question would be how did a Belgrade Belle such as your nutty and lovely self get into New Order? and how many people in your town apprieciate The Order..Its wicked talking to fans around the world...With the dawn of the internet New Order are unlikely to ever die...Its WONDERFUL:thumb: And I am merry drunk.....spellings not too shite yet, is it?which reminds me...Fuck it anyway......Can you believe,someone who visits these forums personally emailed me to complain of my mispellings,frequent refusals to use capital letters,some critisms of America/Americans I may or may not have perpertrated, and sometimes perceived Anti-Jetstream fundimentalism tee hee..(I MUST STRESS AT THIS POINT IT WAS NOT THE LOVELY CRACKER MAYA:D )Then, said person, said she would to like to get jiggy with me...Then not telling her user name,despite me asking...I got this email a month ago..My next question would be who is she???? Cos i'm fooked if I know:shrug:Over to you Shirlock :shades:

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Ronald Kirsch wrote:

NObabe wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote: Will I ever find true love?:confused:

Yes, the second you stop paying for it :evil4:, you will find it and you'll be blessed. It's all about not being greedy. But I'm amazed that you still believe in that b/s about true love, Ron. And you too, Blue. :D :scream:

Me pay for it. Never, at least not yet.

Ok let me rephrase, where can I find someone like you?

Someone Like You is on Get Ready.

Sincerely,

His Holiness on someone else's account

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smiling downward wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote:

NObabe wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote: Will I ever find true love?:confused:

Yes, the second you stop paying for it :evil4:, you will find it and you'll be blessed. It's all about not being greedy. But I'm amazed that you still believe in that b/s about true love, Ron. And you too, Blue. :D :scream:

Me pay for it. Never, at least not yet.

Ok let me rephrase, where can I find someone like you?

Someone Like You is on Get Ready.

Sincerely,

His Holiness on someone else's account

Howdy Pontiff,Much more agreeable avatar you got:laugh: Away,fetch back the grenade head avatar man:clap:

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Someone like you can make me feel like I used to do Return my heart, yeah, make it feel like it does at the start Someone like you, Someone like you, yeah

You're everything to me The sweetest symphony All that I try to be You are my harmony I guess what I mean to say Is you keep the wolves at bay

Yeh someone like that.

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Boatraceface wrote:

NObabe wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: If you have loved and lost,can you find true love once more?

Sure, but next time you find your true and one and only, make sure she doesn't find out that you've been cheating on her. :evil4: In the meantime, I suggest you listen to NO LOVE LOST at least 4 times a day. :thumb:

I never cheated on anyone over anything,loyalty is my number 1 Virtue,and that which I admire most,between friends,families and lovers loyalty is the greatest of all virtues..and so say all of us.....So my next question would be how did a Belgrade Belle such as your nutty and lovely self get into New Order? and how many people in your town apprieciate The Order..Its wicked talking to fans around the world...With the dawn of the internet New Order are unlikely to ever die...Its WONDERFUL:thumb: And I am merry drunk.....spellings not too shite yet, is it?which reminds me...Fuck it anyway......Can you believe,someone who visits these forums personally emailed me to complain of my mispellings,frequent refusals to use capital letters,some critisms of America/Americans I may or may not have perpertrated, and sometimes perceived Anti-Jetstream fundimentalism tee hee..(I MUST STRESS AT THIS POINT IT WAS NOT THE LOVELY CRACKER MAYA:D )Then, said person, said she would to like to get jiggy with me...Then not telling her user name,despite me asking...I got this email a month ago..My next question would be who is she???? Cos i'm fooked if I know:shrug:Over to you Shirlock :shades:

It was in 1987 when I first became aware of a weird band (those were exactly my thoughts back then) called New Order. I think it was my brother (he’s 37 now) who introduced me to them without even knowing it himself. He didn’t have any of their records at that time but sure he had heard of them before. I still remember the first time he heard Pet Shop Boys “Love Comes Quickly” single on the radio, he ran straight to the shop and bought the album but he was very suprised to discover that it was actually a man singing although he was 100% sure that it was a woman’s vocal he heard on the radio. Then again I always thought Alison Moyet was a man util I saw her photo on the sleeve of her “Alf” album. Anyway, I read it somewhere in an interview with Neil Tennant that he mentioned his favourite band was New Order, so I just had to find out who they were. The funny thing is I thought they were something similar to PSB but when I first saw True Faith video on the telly and realized they were so much different than anything that MTV, Sky or whichever channell used to play. But it took me 6 years more to finally realize they were the best I’ve ever heard and it would remain so forever. I’m now talking about year 1993 but it has nothing to do with their Republic album really, which I find the weakest of them all, it’s just that it was then when I managed to get my copies of Technique, Substance, PC&L, BBC Radio 1 Live in Concert and Republic (among them all). So I started playing their records like crazy. And there was a really cool radio station here called Studio B, they used to play some excellent stuff and I thank God for that cause it was that year when it all became shite (I’m talking about Serbian music scene here but I’m afraid I couldn’t possibly use a word MUSIC for that crap). All of a sudden, everyone including young people like me (I was only 15 then), started to listen to some shite folk songs. Unfortunately it still exists here and it really pisses me off. So there was a small group of us who hated those people, both us and them were very easy to spot on the streets by the way we were dressing and stuff, and we really hated each other. So we were just listening to Studio B asking them people who worked there to play some songs for us and they always would do that and pretty soon I became very known there for my constant demanding for some NO stuff. It was only when I asked for JD songs and there was like a beatuiful and sunny day outside, they went: Oh God, please, don’t! How about some NO songs instead? So, one way or another they knew I’d always win. And because this country is all fucked up and people are seriously retarded , I’m afraid there are not many people who like the band. As a matter of fact, I think most of them bastards never heard of New Order. I guess I was the only Serb at their concert in HP and I really felt like home there.

As for the girl who emailed you a month ago, I don’t think it’s anyone of our regular ones. More like a lurker or something, so don’t worry, it’s probably not worth an attention. Well, if you gave your Shirlock more details, perhaps she could help a little bit more on this. :)

:thumb:

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smiling downward wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote:

NObabe wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote: Will I ever find true love?:confused:

Yes, the second you stop paying for it :evil4:, you will find it and you'll be blessed. It's all about not being greedy. But I'm amazed that you still believe in that b/s about true love, Ron. And you too, Blue. :D :scream:

Me pay for it. Never, at least not yet.

Ok let me rephrase, where can I find someone like you?

Someone Like You is on Get Ready.

Sincerely,

His Holiness on someone else's account

Also on:

Wet Wet Wet - Picture This Album Bridget Jones's Diary 2 Soundtrack (Van Morrison - Someone Like You) and UB40 - Labour Of Love III

:D

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Maya, Alison Moyet is a man, as far as I can tell from the pictures I have seen.

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Mike, Neil Tennant is a woman, as far as I can tell from the pictures I've seen. :D

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Maja, does size actually matter?

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Ben wrote: Maja, does size actually matter?

Wallet size is all that matters!

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NObabe wrote:

Ben wrote: Maja, does size actually matter?

Wallet size is all that matters!

Is this the real Maya? :nonono:

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