AgentWood wrote: why can't i find a decent man in this country? i know they must be out there.
*end of rant*
You're simply looking in the wrong country... 
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I don't know if it's of anyone's interest, but just for answering Trevor's question.
I just passed my 2nd wedding anniversary last month, and the 4th year with the same woman.
Anybody knowing me, I never managed to have a relationship that lasted more than 3 months before, so it's an ongoing record
And yes, I met her through the net, so it DOES work... ;)
Spotnick wrote:
AgentWood wrote: why can't i find a decent man in this country? i know they must be out there.
*end of rant*
You're simply looking in the wrong country...
American Males: Clueless Since 1966
That's the title of my new book, about how men can't tell women like them 
Spotnick wrote: I don't know if it's of anyone's interest, but just for answering Trevor's question.
I just passed my 2nd wedding anniversary last month, and the 4th year with the same woman.
Anybody knowing me, I never managed to have a relationship that lasted more than 3 months before, so it's an ongoing record
And yes, I met her through the net, so it DOES work... ;)
Ah, so you're the Canadian version of "You've Got Mail" (shitty Tom hanks-Meg Ryan romantic comedy)..."You've Got Mail, Eh!"
Well, I'm engaged to Dan (Danielle, aka the LadyBear) after a paltry 8 years of shacking up. We will be getting married next year, but we are essentially married in almost every way already 
CTB
I'll be celebrating my 5th wedding anniversary in two months, but our first kiss happened more than 8 years ago.
Our relationship went through serious difficulties lately (it started with my wife's pregnancy two years ago) and I nearly had an affair with my best friend who separated with her boyfriend two months ago. It did happen, she now has a new boyfriend, and I settled with my wife. We're a happy couple again.
Spotnick wrote:
AgentWood wrote: why can't i find a decent man in this country? i know they must be out there.
*end of rant*
You're simply looking in the wrong country...
yup.
bLuE oRdEr wrote:
AgentWood wrote: he's 24, thank you very much.
and i happen to like younger men.
The same rationale I'll be using when I'm dating a 24 year old woman. :D
you like younger men Richard???
Mrs. WenOrder and I just celebrated our 3rd anniversary on last may 18th.
Met her when I was 23. She was my piano teacher :P
Hooray! I'm Single, meaning i can do things such as going to the pub when i want, slobbing out in front of the tv, and going to whatever gigs i feel like.
Uncle Liam wrote: Hooray! I'm Single, meaning i can do things such as going to the pub when i want, slobbing out in front of the tv, and going to whatever gigs i feel like.
You jammy bastard...I remember them days well
Now everything has to be carefully planned (baby sitters etc) and sensitivly negotiated,with regards to solo jaunts
...You got it made in some ways, amigo
But do you get your nuts as regular tho?:D
Digital Mike Binoche wrote: 38ee's Natural English ones, not plastic American ones
who says all american 38EEs (or thereabouts) are plastic?
We Are All On Drugs wrote:
bLuE oRdEr wrote:
AgentWood wrote: he's 24, thank you very much.
and i happen to like younger men.
The same rationale I'll be using when I'm dating a 24 year old woman. :D
you like younger men Richard???
If I did, I'd probably be getting more action.
Hell, if I was into sheep, like tabbsy, I'd be getting more action. :D
Uncle Liam wrote: Hooray! I'm Single, meaning i can do things such as going to the pub when i want, slobbing out in front of the tv, and going to whatever gigs i feel like.
That's the spirit!
And congratulations to everybody above who's getting married and celebrating anniversaries.
AgentWood wrote: i met a guy a few months ago (through my roommate) who was interested in me--he would call me on the phone and tell me how intelligent and fascinating i was. we would talk for hours about string theory, the unification of general physics and quantum physics, and the moral and ethical implications of artificial intelligence. cool stuff like that.... then he found out i was moving to hawaii and i never heard from him again. turns out he started dating this girl from work who he had gone out on one date with which ended with him calling me up afterwards because 'she was so shallow and boring he needed someone interesting to speak with.' according to him, she had dragged him out on the date. so...he discovers i'm going to hawaii and suddenly she becomes interesting. according to my roommate, he just wanted 'someone around.'
well, guess what? i'm not moving to hawaii and i get a phone call on thursday from our other friend asking if i wanted to join them for coffee. i told him i was busy and said i'd love to join him for coffee at some point, but if the other chap was there then i would most likely be busy.
too bad, pal. you had your chance. we could have been friends, but you decided that i was expendable since i was moving. guess what--i have enough friends, i don't need any fairweather ones. go amuse yourself with your mind-numbing lady friend and think about treating people with a bit more respect next time.
why can't i find a decent man in this country? i know they must be out there.
*end of rant*
Here here!
WenOrder wrote: Mrs. WenOrder and I just celebrated our 3rd anniversary on last may 18th.
Met her when I was 23. She was my piano teacher :P
I hope you don't pay her now... 
April Berhow wrote:
AgentWood wrote: i met a guy a few months ago (through my roommate) who was interested in me--he would call me on the phone and tell me how intelligent and fascinating i was. we would talk for hours about string theory, the unification of general physics and quantum physics, and the moral and ethical implications of artificial intelligence. cool stuff like that.... then he found out i was moving to hawaii and i never heard from him again. turns out he started dating this girl from work who he had gone out on one date with which ended with him calling me up afterwards because 'she was so shallow and boring he needed someone interesting to speak with.' according to him, she had dragged him out on the date. so...he discovers i'm going to hawaii and suddenly she becomes interesting. according to my roommate, he just wanted 'someone around.'
well, guess what? i'm not moving to hawaii and i get a phone call on thursday from our other friend asking if i wanted to join them for coffee. i told him i was busy and said i'd love to join him for coffee at some point, but if the other chap was there then i would most likely be busy.
too bad, pal. you had your chance. we could have been friends, but you decided that i was expendable since i was moving. guess what--i have enough friends, i don't need any fairweather ones. go amuse yourself with your mind-numbing lady friend and think about treating people with a bit more respect next time.
why can't i find a decent man in this country? i know they must be out there.
*end of rant*
Here here!
Ladies, ladies...I can't be all over the country at once. One at a time! The Trev Love All-Star Romantic Tour has yet to leave Alabama, much less the Deep South yet.
Me and the missus celebrated our 4-month anniversary this week and we are giddy and happy and very much in love. How refreshing to finally have a woman in my life who is perfect for me. Oh, and she's an older woman with a career, so she's my sugar mamma.
Uncle Liam wrote: Hooray! I'm Single, meaning i can do things such as going to the pub when i want, slobbing out in front of the tv, and going to whatever gigs i feel like.
Great! And you can have sex whenever you want as well... with your right hand!
AgentWood wrote: why can't i find a decent man in this country? i know they must be out there.
*end of rant*
OK, I'm assuming you're looking for men, and you're currently in America..... So, I hope that answers your question. :D
Oh, but to join the thread in a non "misandrous" way...
I haven't shagged in about a decade. I messed around a bit when I was 26, but it didn't last long, and didn't include "full shag"...and...I'm shy, and don't get out as much as I should. But mainly, I'm shy, and I grew up in a really rural area, so I sometimes have trouble reading the signals women try....or DON'T try....to give me, and I tend to err on the side of "she didn't mean it like that," only to later discover she meant it like that... ...with handcuffs and Crisco.... ...but too late to do anything about it.
AgentWood wrote:
Digital Mike Binoche wrote: 38ee's Natural English ones, not plastic American ones
who says all american 38EEs (or thereabouts) are plastic?
Having trouble with the conversion from metric? :D
bLuE oRdEr wrote:
AgentWood wrote:
Digital Mike Binoche wrote: 38ee's Natural English ones, not plastic American ones
who says all american 38EEs (or thereabouts) are plastic?
Having trouble with the conversion from metric? :D
nope. the UK and US have the same bra sizes. *ahem*
I'm also single; haven't had time to look for men, plus all the ones I see when I go out are normally at least one of the following: (a) fucked, (b) unattractive and (c) complete sleazeballs. Where are all the nice guys?
Seems like I need to start a support group for guys with low signal-reading skills. I'm not only the president of said group, I'm also a client
Ladies, if you'll indulge me, what are some signs that you send off to attract a male that just doesn't pick up on the fact that you'd like to see him naked? 
I'll be taking notes 
I dunno, call me dense, but I'm wondering if that that "hands jammed down your pants" thing might be a signal?
bLuE oRdEr wrote: I dunno, call me dense, but I'm wondering if that that "hands jammed down your pants" thing might be a signal?
That was just a...metaphor? alliteration? oxymoron? double entendre? romen a clef? breakfast of champions? bi-curious? Winston Churchill? 867-5309? personality? stag party? What is the word?
Anyway, it's an example, not a real incident...though I wish it had been during my brief trsyt with Carmen Electra
