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bLuE oRdEr wrote: While you and "your friends" are having this little round-table discussion, she'll be accepting a date from some guy who's looking forward to stroking her soft, warm wool tonight.
Yes, but "50 Years of Sheep and Shagging" has yet to let me down :p
Taboo # 7 wrote:
bLuE oRdEr wrote: While you and "your friends" are having this little round-table discussion, she'll be accepting a date from some guy who's looking forward to stroking her soft, warm wool tonight.
Yes, but "50 Years of Sheep and Shagging" has yet to let me down :p
Well, if it hasn't let you down, it must be getting you up. :p
My apologies.
Here's the thing: she turned me down but I'm optimistic.
It all went down Wednesday night, as she was leaving for the night. We were talking and such (turns out she's going to work at the grocery store I've switched to after W-D shuts down), and I took the moment and ran with it.
I said that I'd like to take her out to dinner, or a movie, or both, or neither, or sky-diving. She didn't look at me like I was crazy, and she simply said after I asked if I was barking up the wrong tree, that she had a boyfriend. Not "no way, you disgusting freak!" or "Please, like I'd date you!". Perfectly nice about it, I then said "I can see where that would be a problem" and left it at that. No crying jags about "please dump him!" or "you led me on!". And what's more, it's now forty-eight hours since and I don't feel like doing any of those things at all (could have something to do with my purchase of Chappelle's Show Season One recently, which I'm working through and loving).
Anyway, the deed is done, I have been turned down but not harshly, and what's more she won't be dating this guy forever...because she can't date him if I've got the dude tied up downstairs, with no hope of rescue Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! 
I am more than willing to be "her guy on the rebound" 
Years ago, a friend of mine-- a very popular guy with "the ladies"-- asked a girl out. She said she had a boyfriend. He said "That's OK, I'm not the jealous type." She replied "But my boyfriend is." :D
One of the few times he heard the word "no."
bLuE oRdEr wrote: Years ago, a friend of mine-- a very popular guy with "the ladies"-- asked a girl out. She said she had a boyfriend. He said "That's OK, I'm not the jealous type." She replied "But my boyfriend is." :D
One of the few times he heard the word "no."
In one of those classic "things you could have said at the time, had you thought of it" moments. I thought up the following to the "I have a boyfriend":
"That's fine, I'm not really into threeways but I guess I could get used to it"
On second thought, probably a good idea that I didn't think of that at the time 
(the only reason I'm posting this in the morning is for some reason my new boss seems to think I'm a morning person. I'm not, and I'm even less a fan of working nine hours today)
Back to topic: Trust me, it sucks that she turned me down. But it's not something to get dramatic about. And I still really, really, really, really like her. Normally I curse the name of any girl I've invested time into who rejects me, but I guess that works fine when you're a teenager. When you're all grown up (supposedly), you roll with it and hope she remembers you the next time her boyfriend turns up "missing" :p
The security dude at work is 23 and is dating a 17 year old. Much to young but as I used to say "hit on 16, hold on 17."
Taboo # 7 wrote:
bLuE oRdEr wrote: Years ago, a friend of mine-- a very popular guy with "the ladies"-- asked a girl out. She said she had a boyfriend. He said "That's OK, I'm not the jealous type." She replied "But my boyfriend is." :D
One of the few times he heard the word "no."
In one of those classic "things you could have said at the time, had you thought of it" moments. I thought up the following to the "I have a boyfriend":
"That's fine, I'm not really into threeways but I guess I could get used to it"
On second thought, probably a good idea that I didn't think of that at the time
(the only reason I'm posting this in the morning is for some reason my new boss seems to think I'm a morning person. I'm not, and I'm even less a fan of working nine hours today)
Back to topic: Trust me, it sucks that she turned me down. But it's not something to get dramatic about. And I still really, really, really, really like her. Normally I curse the name of any girl I've invested time into who rejects me, but I guess that works fine when you're a teenager. When you're all grown up (supposedly), you roll with it and hope she remembers you the next time her boyfriend turns up "missing" :p
The important thing is you asked her out. 
Ya done me proud. 
Keep letting her know what a great SINGLE guy you are. Who knows, she might be single again one day, OR she might know some great SINGLE girls who'd appreciate being introduced to a great SINGLE guy. 
bLuE oRdEr wrote:
Taboo # 7 wrote:
bLuE oRdEr wrote: Years ago, a friend of mine-- a very popular guy with "the ladies"-- asked a girl out. She said she had a boyfriend. He said "That's OK, I'm not the jealous type." She replied "But my boyfriend is." :D
One of the few times he heard the word "no."
In one of those classic "things you could have said at the time, had you thought of it" moments. I thought up the following to the "I have a boyfriend":
"That's fine, I'm not really into threeways but I guess I could get used to it"
On second thought, probably a good idea that I didn't think of that at the time
(the only reason I'm posting this in the morning is for some reason my new boss seems to think I'm a morning person. I'm not, and I'm even less a fan of working nine hours today)
Back to topic: Trust me, it sucks that she turned me down. But it's not something to get dramatic about. And I still really, really, really, really like her. Normally I curse the name of any girl I've invested time into who rejects me, but I guess that works fine when you're a teenager. When you're all grown up (supposedly), you roll with it and hope she remembers you the next time her boyfriend turns up "missing" :p
The important thing is you asked her out.
Ya done me proud.
Keep letting her know what a great SINGLE guy you are. Who knows, she might be single again one day, OR she might know some great SINGLE girls who'd appreciate being introduced to a great SINGLE guy.
Ah, man, I was already for some casual sex with random strange women that I meet everyday, now that I'm at the main grocery store for the county. Oh, those are some "desperate housewives" alright...
One of my new co-workers is something of a "love guru", here, I think I have a picture of him
Apparently the only way he can get the ladies to have sex with him is to get them drunk. But if it works, it works... :beer2: :sex:
Taboo # 7 wrote: One of my new co-workers is something of a "love guru"
Apparently the only way he can get the ladies to have sex with him is to get them drunk. But if it works, it works... :beer2: :sex:
Lucky *£$%@!D
I can't get any to even look at me.:D
"Drink 'til you want me." That five-word phrase catapulted 34-year-old Portlander Phillip Ross from mild-mannered PSU student to a blogger's wet dream. Ross' online T-shirt shop (www.drinktilyouwantme.com) started off as a way to pay off college debt (he's made enough to cover a full term and then some) but has since taken on a life of its own. Ross started small, but when he shilled the shirts at local wine festivals, people went "nuts." "They never buy them for themselves. They always buy them for someone who they know will wear them," he says. "[Customers] are always totally thrashing whoever they're buying it for."
To quote Rick from the Young Ones. "Still Alone and Prostitute".
BTW ladies there are countries besides the UK and USA.
Ronald Kirsch wrote: To quote Neil from the Young Ones. "Still Alone and Prostitute".
BTW ladies there are countries besides the UK and USA.
i know. i've always thought the netherlands was a wonderful place. ;)
Yes the Netherlands, almost like home.
The trouble with the Dutch is that when the speak I can understand 80% of what they say(being from North Germany), but man do they spell weirdly.
