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i will have leftover BBQ chicken wings for dinner tonight.
my cat has a massive hairball and it won't come up. i tried to stick my finger down his throat yesterday to see if i could find it but he was very displeased. i don't want to give him too much hairball lubricant because it can cause diarrhea, so it's off to the vet.
is finding rupert grint (ron weasley) attractive sick and twisted, or is it no worse than the olsen twins thing?
AgentWood wrote: is finding rupert grint (ron weasley) attractive sick and twisted, or is it no worse than the olsen twins thing?
The lad is only 17. just. On the other hand, I was ready to drop trou well before the Olsen Twins countdown clock hit 18... 
AgentWood wrote: i will have leftover BBQ chicken wings for dinner tonight.
I sold the steering wheel lock for my wrecked Alfa last night, so now I have $10 to actually buy some food... I'll probably make pasta tonight (home-made noodles-- cheaper that way) using the last of my produce-- Zuchini, eggplant, and basil-- then hit the Saturday Market on....are you ready for it...Saturday for some farm-fresh produce.
Hmmmm. this seems to be a general mood all over the world tonight then?.I am not really in the mood for anything serious either.How odd.
Just watched the episode of Lost i videoed last night.I`m losing interest in that programme slightly i think.But the girl who is an escaped prisoner (or whatever she did/is) is always an absolute pleasure to behold.
bLuE oRdEr wrote:
AgentWood wrote: is finding rupert grint (ron weasley) attractive sick and twisted, or is it no worse than the olsen twins thing?
The lad is only 17. just. On the other hand, I was ready to drop trou well before the Olsen Twins countdown clock hit 18...
me 30, you.... *ahem*
I'm an expert at talking shite. Many a person has accused me of having verbal diarrhoea. Let me just regain my full sense of humor first.
Anyway what's the weather like. We are expecting 22 degrees C with a possible thunderstorm today. Looks like spring is finally here. Although winter is set to make a short and unwlcome return on the weekend.
I'd rather watch England play football than watch Lost. Anyway, I saw Rick Wakeman down London Street in Norwich the other day. He's very tall but has a very short wife/girlfiend.
AgentWood wrote:
bLuE oRdEr wrote:
AgentWood wrote: is finding rupert grint (ron weasley) attractive sick and twisted, or is it no worse than the olsen twins thing?
The lad is only 17. just. On the other hand, I was ready to drop trou well before the Olsen Twins countdown clock hit 18...
me 30, you.... *ahem*
And going strong! WOO-HOOO! :\party: Party on, bLuE oRdEr. Party on, Olsen girls.
I feel happy! I feel happy!
Rupert is just wrong. Hermonie on the other hand....
Is it time to go home yet. Only 5 and a hlaf hours to go until beer o'clock.
hey that is ok...not like you will do anything with Ron... and hey call him a "round up" if he looks that good to ya when you are 20-is cool and he is legal!
Hormones are primal and there are plenty of cases of "why the hell do I like him/her?"
Ronald Kirsch wrote: Rupert is just wrong. Hermonie on the other hand....
Is it time to go home yet. Only 5 and a hlaf hours to go until beer o'clock.
you know, you're not the first adult male i've heard say that....
AgentWood wrote:
Ronald Kirsch wrote: Rupert is just wrong. Hermonie on the other hand....
Is it time to go home yet. Only 5 and a hlaf hours to go until beer o'clock.
you know, you're not the first adult male i've heard say that....
Hey she wasn't chosen for the role because she's unattractive.
Kangaroos must be the only animal stupider than sheep. I just went out for lunch, and there they were again. Insted of just hopping of to the side, they went backwards, so that after a couple of meters they again were in my way, and had to hop back. So I had to go around them. No wonder so many of them get run over.
bLuE oRdEr wrote: You have kangaroos nearby?
They are in plague proportion numbers. My office actually borders on part of the Canberra Nature Park, so yes there's heaps of them out there. Sometimes they come and invade our carpark.
bLuE oRdEr wrote: No Tasmanian Tigers, though, I take it...
only on film. Some whitecoats had a plan to bring them back through dna cloning, but it came to nothing.
I've read that there may still be some in the wild. Every now and then someone claims to have spotted one. You never know. The Grizzly Bear is supposed to be extinct throughout much of the U.S., but a few years back, a hunter came crawling out of the Southern Rocky mountains after being mauled by one. A few survivors here and there. One can hope (for Grizzlies and Tasmanian Tigers)...
What agency do you work in, Ronald, being near the Canberra Nature Park and alll?
blue, you are diverting from shite into non-shite.
i shall monitor this thread accordingly.
i'm dying for a guinness extra cold right now.
bLuE oRdEr wrote: I've read that there may still be some in the wild. Every now and then someone claims to have spotted one. You never know. The Grizzly Bear is supposed to be extinct throughout much of the U.S., but a few years back, a hunter came crawling out of the Southern Rocky mountains after being mauled by one. A few survivors here and there. One can hope (for Grizzlies and Tasmanian Tigers)...
What agency do you work in, Ronald, being near the Canberra Nature Park and alll?
Yes there are persistant rumours of them being spotted every now and again. Just as there a rumours of big cats being seen in the bush in norhern NSW. The story goes something like that in WWII american troops stationed here had pumas or similar cats as mascots, and that they were then let go and bread. As with the tiger there's no film of either.
I work for Navy Training. I issue qualifications. The Canberra Nature Park is all around Canberra and also covers the hills within. So, we have lots of nature walking tracks etc.
Ronald Kirsch wrote: So, we have lots of nature walking tracks etc.
i enjoy nature as long as there isn't an ocean involved. there are creatures down there that we shouldn't mess with. big, nasty creatures.
plus, the ocean's flat; you can get the same effect from the prairie. what's the appeal? i don't get it. varied topography, that's the answer.
hairball still trying to come up.
bLuE oRdEr wrote: Tropical islands provide some variety in the topography...
I was going to mention something about oogeling scatily clad lasses.
And if you leave the ocean and head into the mountains of Tasmania, you might get to ogle a Tasmanian Tiger...
I ate kangaroo last week. It was at a music festival in Liverpool and it wasn't nice. Should have tried the ostrich instead.
In the mood for a rant about the invalid nature of the 'lets throw a shrimp on the barbie' statement people make in releation to Australia. WE DONT CALL THEM SHRIMP HERE - WE CALL THEM PRAWNS. THERE IS NOT SUCH THING AS SHRIMP IN AUSTRALIA - IT REALLY STARTING TO ANNOY ME.
On a side note, I have to choose a university course and decide what to do with my life. I would like to move to London. What type of employees do you need there? Any thoughts?
As I walked down the street the other day,this rat came out and tried to attack me with six inch fangs. However, I managed to stop it by drowning him in Jack Daniels. I was disappointed, as it made the Jack taste off. Thankfully, as Ozzy says, 'W**k for peace'.
mil wrote: In the mood for a rant about the invalid nature of the 'lets throw a shrimp on the barbie' statement people make in releation to Australia. WE DONT CALL THEM SHRIMP HERE - WE CALL THEM PRAWNS. THERE IS NOT SUCH THING AS SHRIMP IN AUSTRALIA - IT REALLY STARTING TO ANNOY ME.
On a side note, I have to choose a university course and decide what to do with my life. I would like to move to London. What type of employees do you need there? Any thoughts?
Plumbers..seriously,I need one right now..They earn big money and are in short supply..I've been waiting a week for one to come and fix my combi boiler and it does'nt look like one is coming today.Its costing me £400..Labour costs are £55 an hour alone..OUCH!
AgentWood wrote: my cat has a massive hairball and it won't come up. i tried to stick my finger down his throat yesterday to see if i could find it but he was very displeased. i don't want to give him too much hairball lubricant because it can cause diarrhea, so it's off to the vet.
Give your cat cat grass or a young papyrus pot plant. It's the best natural remedy to make it throw up the hairball.
The back cover of the second Gang Of Four album Solid Gold has always been one of my faves....a drawing of an unfortunate soul being beheaded (with a solid gold ax, natch) and a caption below the pic that says "I hope they keep down the price of gas".
Work sucked this week, spent the last four days trying to make up for the holiday on Monday.
Can't believe it started raining....
....and the Mets are truly finished for this year.......
[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote: The back cover of the second Gang Of Four album Solid Gold has always been one of my faves....a drawing of an unfortunate soul being beheaded (with a solid gold ax, natch) and a caption below the pic that says "I hope they keep down the price of gas".
i don't know why everyone pisses on that GO4 album, i think its quite great!
Not me Grell, I think it's quite good as well. Now, if we wanna dis on GO4 albums, look no further than the mislabeled Hard, which is anything but. Okay, I do like the song A Man With A Good Car, but that's about it.
Ben wrote:
AgentWood wrote: my cat has a massive hairball and it won't come up. i tried to stick my finger down his throat yesterday to see if i could find it but he was very displeased. i don't want to give him too much hairball lubricant because it can cause diarrhea, so it's off to the vet.
Give your cat cat grass or a young papyrus pot plant. It's the best natural remedy to make it throw up the hairball.
cheers. i'll see if he'll go for the grass.
Ronald Kirsch wrote:
bLuE oRdEr wrote: You have kangaroos nearby?
They are in plague proportion numbers. My office actually borders on part of the Canberra Nature Park, so yes there's heaps of them out there. Sometimes they come and invade our carpark.
Perhaps the roos are just tryin' their darnest to make it to the porn shops in Canberra. Isn't it strange Aussie's capital has the highest concentration of porn shops in the country? It's littered with porn and postitutes! There's a few good record shops, too.
Them Komodo dragons are mad though.
I was shit scared of them. I thought they were as big as a big dog.
So I faced my fear in the sanctuary of Singapore zoo and saw one.
It was a right little shit of a Komodo Dragon. Fookin tiny.
I must have had my Tv on widescreen, or the TV program made them out to be bigger than they are.
Either way, Komodo Dragons are shit.
Not as big as you think.
Barney Army wrote: Them Komodo dragons are mad though.
I was shit scared of them. I thought they were as big as a big dog.
So I faced my fear in the sanctuary of Singapore zoo and saw one.
It was a right little shit of a Komodo Dragon. Fookin tiny.
I must have had my Tv on widescreen, or the TV program made them out to be bigger than they are.
Either way, Komodo Dragons are shit.
Not as big as you think.
i hear you were well pissed this evening.
i'm on my way there. 
AgentWood wrote:
Barney Army wrote: Them Komodo dragons are mad though.
I was shit scared of them. I thought they were as big as a big dog.
So I faced my fear in the sanctuary of Singapore zoo and saw one.
It was a right little shit of a Komodo Dragon. Fookin tiny.
I must have had my Tv on widescreen, or the TV program made them out to be bigger than they are.
Either way, Komodo Dragons are shit.
Not as big as you think.
i hear you were well pissed this evening.
i'm on my way there.
You gossip bitch, haha! 
You have a cure for migraine? What causes them, anyway?
NObabe wrote:
AgentWood wrote:
Barney Army wrote: Them Komodo dragons are mad though.
I was shit scared of them. I thought they were as big as a big dog.
So I faced my fear in the sanctuary of Singapore zoo and saw one.
It was a right little shit of a Komodo Dragon. Fookin tiny.
I must have had my Tv on widescreen, or the TV program made them out to be bigger than they are.
Either way, Komodo Dragons are shit.
Not as big as you think.
i hear you were well pissed this evening.
i'm on my way there.
You gossip bitch, haha!
:D takes one to know one!
there are migraines and there are bad headaches; the two are very different. migraines are caused by a temporary loss of blood flow to arteries in the brain caused by spasming nerves; they can cause loss of vision, vomiting, partial paralysis and extreme sensitivity to light. the symptoms are similar to those of a stroke, but they are not permanent and take from a few hours to a few days to disappear. there is no way to get rid of them except to take a strong narcotic and sleep it off. i outgrew mine when i reached my late teens, thank god.
for a really bad headache, caused by tension and nerves (sometimes from HANGOVERS ;)--dehydration, in this case), take an over-the-counter painkiller (aspirin, etc.) and drink a lot of water. sometimes heat packs on the forehead or neck help, as well.
p.s. i will be online and pissed tonight if you are on IM, maya.
I fought a bear on the TV for a million dollars once. The bear beat me, but I still made off with the prize money and am typing this on my way to my new island home just off Mexico.
"Bob The Builder" just takes the credit for work that his off-camera crew has already done. So do most of the "This Old House" geezers.
George W. Bush? Born a woman, but Barb dressed her as a boy and forced her to switch genders when "George" wondered why "his penis" was split in two, and on "his" chest.
You want to see something? Fast-forward through Star Wars: A New Hope up until the Mos Eisley Cantina scene. Henry Kissinger is in there, I swear!
AgentWood wrote:
there are migraines and there are bad headaches; the two are very different. migraines are caused by a temporary loss of blood flow to arteries in the brain caused by spasming nerves; they can cause loss of vision, vomiting, partial paralysis and extreme sensitivity to light. the symptoms are similar to those of a stroke, but they are not permanent and take from a few hours to a few days to disappear. there is no way to get rid of them except to take a strong narcotic and sleep it off. i outgrew mine when i reached my late teens, thank god.
for a really bad headache, caused by tension and nerves (sometimes from HANGOVERS ;)--dehydration, in this case), take an over-the-counter painkiller (aspirin, etc.) and drink a lot of water. sometimes heat packs on the forehead or neck help, as well.
p.s. i will be online and pissed tonight if you are on IM, maya.
Cheers, Chris, had a Brufen 600 mg tablet this morning and the pain was gone. Can't see you online though, you silly drunkard! ;)
[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote: Not me Grell, I think it's quite good as well. Now, if we wanna dis on GO4 albums, look no further than the mislabeled Hard, which is anything but. Okay, I do like the song A Man With A Good Car, but that's about it.
haha! i was actually mixing up Solid Gold with Hard. oops. What i meant to say is i can't understand why people don't like Hard! the first three songs on said album are great, so great that I can look pass the other cheeze.--> ie : "woman town."
I fookin hate Komodo Dragons
"KOMODO DRAGON flicks his foot-long, yellow forked tongue to taste the air."
WHAT A TWAT
were you brutally attacked by one once? did one kill your cat? if one killed my cat i'd hate them.
bLuE oRdEr wrote: You're talking shite.
Hey, I don't imagine you like Christopher Walken anymore. Sob sob!
AgentWood wrote: were you brutally attacked by one once? did one kill your cat? if one killed my cat i'd hate them.
no, I just think they wander round thinking they are kings but they arent. They are just big fookin lizards. Who wants to be a big lizard?
When was the last time you saw a komodo dragon at a New Order gig???
Exactly....dickheads the lot of them. I bet they listen to Coldplay.
Barney Army wrote:
AgentWood wrote: were you brutally attacked by one once? did one kill your cat? if one killed my cat i'd hate them.
no, I just think they wander round thinking they are kings but they arent. They are just big fookin lizards. Who wants to be a big lizard?
godzilla.
and if he was wandering the streets in a coldplay t-shirt crushing your car like a child's toy you'd be praising chris martin, i bet.
AgentWood wrote:
Ben wrote:
AgentWood wrote: my cat has a massive hairball and it won't come up. i tried to stick my finger down his throat yesterday to see if i could find it but he was very displeased. i don't want to give him too much hairball lubricant because it can cause diarrhea, so it's off to the vet.
Give your cat cat grass or a young papyrus pot plant. It's the best natural remedy to make it throw up the hairball.
cheers. i'll see if he'll go for the grass.
He will. All cat do. Mine ates my orchids if there's no grass. Stupid she is, too. But lovely 
AgentWood wrote:
Barney Army wrote:
AgentWood wrote: were you brutally attacked by one once? did one kill your cat? if one killed my cat i'd hate them.
no, I just think they wander round thinking they are kings but they arent. They are just big fookin lizards. Who wants to be a big lizard?
godzilla.
and if he was wandering the streets in a coldplay t-shirt crushing your car like a child's toy you'd be praising chris martin, i bet.
and knobbin Gwyneth behind the scaley green fookers back.
David Icke had it right..Coldplay are shape shifting lizards to control the easily lead.
the reptilian people don't exist just outside of our physical senses. otherwise they would not be able to post on NOOL and talk with you.
there is nothing wrong with our DNA. erm, their DNA.
AgentWood wrote: the reptilian people don't exist just outside of our physical senses. otherwise they would not be able to post on NOOL and talk with you.
there is nothing wrong with our DNA. erm, their DNA.
Good
Still hate those Komodo twats though.
Heavyweight lizard shit.
Barney Army wrote:
AgentWood wrote: the reptilian people don't exist just outside of our physical senses. otherwise they would not be able to post on NOOL and talk with you.
there is nothing wrong with our DNA. erm, their DNA.
Good
Still hate those Komodo twats though.
Heavyweight lizard shit.
Careful, wouldn't want one to bite you now. That's what they do. Bite you, then wait for you to die from bacteriological infection. They follow the scent trail of your corpse to their next din-din.
bLuE oRdEr wrote:
Barney Army wrote:
AgentWood wrote: the reptilian people don't exist just outside of our physical senses. otherwise they would not be able to post on NOOL and talk with you.
there is nothing wrong with our DNA. erm, their DNA.
Good
Still hate those Komodo twats though.
Heavyweight lizard shit.
Careful, wouldn't want one to bite you now. That's what they do. Bite you, then wait for you to die from bacteriological infection. They follow the scent trail of your corpse to their next din-din.
You're talking about me now?? 
I'll get me coat .....................................
bLuE oRdEr wrote:
Barney Army wrote:
AgentWood wrote: the reptilian people don't exist just outside of our physical senses. otherwise they would not be able to post on NOOL and talk with you.
there is nothing wrong with our DNA. erm, their DNA.
Good
Still hate those Komodo twats though.
Heavyweight lizard shit.
Careful, wouldn't want one to bite you now. That's what they do. Bite you, then wait for you to die from bacteriological infection. They follow the scent trail of your corpse to their next din-din.
human bites are the most dangerous. we have the filthiest mouths, both literally and figuratively.
i don't see many komodo dragons around here. just lots and lots of geckos. they don't come after you and try to take you down.
Defo dont want to be bitten by one of the twats.
In fact I'm never goin Asia again.
Just in case.
I was pleasently pleased by the Tsunami, knowing they are shit at swimming.
Barney Army wrote: Defo dont want to be bitten by one of the twats.
In fact I'm never goin Asia again.
Just in case.
I was pleasently pleased by the Tsunami, knowing they are shit at swimming.
no komodos in thailand--go there. good food but watch for cholera. having cholera really sucks. or, should i say, blows.
Barney Army wrote: Defo dont want to be bitten by one of the twats.
In fact I'm never goin Asia again.
Just in case.
I was pleasently pleased by the Tsunami, knowing they are shit at swimming.
Has somebody told them?
bLuE oRdEr wrote: Why, do you want to bite Barney Army?
Barney Army wrote: Defo dont want to be bitten by one of the twats.
So I'm a twat now! 
Right, will fuck off in a minute, you guys are telling some serious shite here.
bLuE oRdEr wrote:
Barney Army wrote: Defo dont want to be bitten by one of the twats.
In fact I'm never goin Asia again.
Just in case.
I was pleasently pleased by the Tsunami, knowing they are shit at swimming.
Has somebody told them?
BASTARDS
AgentWood wrote:
Barney Army wrote: Defo dont want to be bitten by one of the twats.
In fact I'm never goin Asia again.
Just in case.
I was pleasently pleased by the Tsunami, knowing they are shit at swimming.
no komodos in thailand--go there. good food but watch for cholera. having cholera really sucks. or, should i say, blows.
So it's a good thing, this cholera?
NObabe wrote:
bLuE oRdEr wrote: Why, do you want to bite Barney Army?
Barney Army wrote: Defo dont want to be bitten by one of the twats.
So I'm a twat now!
Right, will fuck off in a minute, you guys are telling some serious shite here.
Where did this come from?
See, the fookin lizard twats are destroying NOOL.
I'm not gonna sleep well tonight
bLuE oRdEr wrote:
AgentWood wrote:
Barney Army wrote: Defo dont want to be bitten by one of the twats.
In fact I'm never goin Asia again.
Just in case.
I was pleasently pleased by the Tsunami, knowing they are shit at swimming.
no komodos in thailand--go there. good food but watch for cholera. having cholera really sucks. or, should i say, blows.
So it's a good thing, this cholera?
if you enjoy not being able to lift your head and having constant drainage from both ends (the nether region even while you're sleeping), then it's dandy! i had the 'you will die in 24-hours, knock you out, fuck off' type. good times.
although, if you want to lose weight it's an option. not a pleasant one, though.
10 pounds in 24 hours!
when i left manchester today about 5 p.m. there was loads of police,vans,horses in piccadilly.
i reckon they were waiting for you to come to pubs after the match barney!!!!
Fac 51 wrote:
Ronald Kirsch wrote:
bLuE oRdEr wrote: You have kangaroos nearby?
They are in plague proportion numbers. My office actually borders on part of the Canberra Nature Park, so yes there's heaps of them out there. Sometimes they come and invade our carpark.
Perhaps the roos are just tryin' their darnest to make it to the porn shops in Canberra. Isn't it strange Aussie's capital has the highest concentration of porn shops in the country? It's littered with porn and postitutes! There's a few good record shops, too.
We supply the rest of Oz voa mail order.
AgentWood wrote: although, if you want to lose weight it's an option. not a pleasant one, though.
10 pounds in 24 hours!
The world is better for you still being here.
Ronald Kirsch wrote:
AgentWood wrote: although, if you want to lose weight it's an option. not a pleasant one, though.
10 pounds in 24 hours!
The world is better for you still being here.
you're the best, ronald. :D
AgentWood wrote:
Ronald Kirsch wrote:
AgentWood wrote: although, if you want to lose weight it's an option. not a pleasant one, though.
10 pounds in 24 hours!
The world is better for you still being here.
you're the best, ronald. :D
TA :D
Bulbophyllum biflorum has flowers produced in pairs, to about 10 cm long, cream white overlaid with red spotting to varying degrees. The ends of the lateral sepals are slightly thickened and much paler in colour. Does well in most medias, a basket will allow it to grow into a specimen clump quickly. Lots of water and fertiliser when in active growth. Warm to intermediate growing.
You probably didn't know that, did you?
well yes i did know that,but DID YOU KNOW that planting them in a good firm compost in a tub with excellent western exposure will bring them on wonderfully. well it would if you sodding dog didnt keep weeing on them on his (rounds) in the garden. little bastard.
bLuE oRdEr wrote: Perhaps not quite as filthy literally as a Komodo's, though:
and this differs from the behaviour of most men how?
