the 'let's talk shite' thread

bLuE oRdEr wrote:

Barney Army wrote:

AgentWood wrote: the reptilian people don't exist just outside of our physical senses. otherwise they would not be able to post on NOOL and talk with you.

there is nothing wrong with our DNA. erm, their DNA.

Good

Still hate those Komodo twats though.

Heavyweight lizard shit.

Careful, wouldn't want one to bite you now. That's what they do. Bite you, then wait for you to die from bacteriological infection. They follow the scent trail of your corpse to their next din-din.

You're talking about me now??

I'll get me coat .....................................

Why, do you want to bite Barney Army?

bLuE oRdEr wrote:

Barney Army wrote:

AgentWood wrote: the reptilian people don't exist just outside of our physical senses. otherwise they would not be able to post on NOOL and talk with you.

there is nothing wrong with our DNA. erm, their DNA.

Good

Still hate those Komodo twats though.

Heavyweight lizard shit.

Careful, wouldn't want one to bite you now. That's what they do. Bite you, then wait for you to die from bacteriological infection. They follow the scent trail of your corpse to their next din-din.

human bites are the most dangerous. we have the filthiest mouths, both literally and figuratively.

i don't see many komodo dragons around here. just lots and lots of geckos. they don't come after you and try to take you down.

Perhaps not quite as filthy literally as a Komodo's, though:

Although the Komodo dragon doesn't breath fire, it's mouth contains death. The saliva of the dragon contains at least 4 types of toxic bacteria. The dragon's tooth serrations harbor bits of meat from the dragon's last meal. Komodo dragons also frequently bite through their own gums as they eat. The saliva and blood combination and the protein-rich residue in the teeth provide an ideal culture for the bacteria. These make the dragon's breath quite foul! A Komodo's bite causes profuse bleeding and are slow to heal. Although a dragon is not always successful in immediately bringing down a large animal, the bitten animal usually dies soon after, usually within a week. Infected by the bacteria, its wounds become infected and turn septic (septicemia). The Komodo dragon tracks the weakened animal, harassing it until the animal finally dies. However, if a Komodo is bitten by another Komodo, it doesn't suffer any ill effects. The anti-coagulating properties of the Komodo's saliva, and natural immunity to each other's saliva is being investigated for human medical applications.

Defo dont want to be bitten by one of the twats.

In fact I'm never goin Asia again.

Just in case.

I was pleasently pleased by the Tsunami, knowing they are shit at swimming.

They bite in the Balkans too. Or was that Transylvania?

bit in the Balkans?

ouch

Barney Army wrote: Defo dont want to be bitten by one of the twats.

In fact I'm never goin Asia again.

Just in case.

I was pleasently pleased by the Tsunami, knowing they are shit at swimming.

no komodos in thailand--go there. good food but watch for cholera. having cholera really sucks. or, should i say, blows.

Barney Army wrote: Defo dont want to be bitten by one of the twats.

In fact I'm never goin Asia again.

Just in case.

I was pleasently pleased by the Tsunami, knowing they are shit at swimming.

Has somebody told them?

Komodo dragons are excellent swimmers, and can swim from one island to another. The island of Komodo has many beautiful beaches where a visitor can play and swim, but the presence of Komodo dragon foot- and tail-prints in the sand warns the visitor to be cautious and watchful.

bLuE oRdEr wrote: Why, do you want to bite Barney Army?

Barney Army wrote: Defo dont want to be bitten by one of the twats.

So I'm a twat now!

Right, will fuck off in a minute, you guys are telling some serious shite here.

bLuE oRdEr wrote:

Barney Army wrote: Defo dont want to be bitten by one of the twats.

In fact I'm never goin Asia again.

Just in case.

I was pleasently pleased by the Tsunami, knowing they are shit at swimming.

Has somebody told them?

Komodo dragons are excellent swimmers, and can swim from one island to another. The island of Komodo has many beautiful beaches where a visitor can play and swim, but the presence of Komodo dragon foot- and tail-prints in the sand warns the visitor to be cautious and watchful.

BASTARDS

AgentWood wrote:

Barney Army wrote: Defo dont want to be bitten by one of the twats.

In fact I'm never goin Asia again.

Just in case.

I was pleasently pleased by the Tsunami, knowing they are shit at swimming.

no komodos in thailand--go there. good food but watch for cholera. having cholera really sucks. or, should i say, blows.

So it's a good thing, this cholera?

NObabe wrote:

bLuE oRdEr wrote: Why, do you want to bite Barney Army?

Barney Army wrote: Defo dont want to be bitten by one of the twats.

So I'm a twat now!

Right, will fuck off in a minute, you guys are telling some serious shite here.

Where did this come from?

See, the fookin lizard twats are destroying NOOL.

I'm not gonna sleep well tonight

bLuE oRdEr wrote:

AgentWood wrote:

Barney Army wrote: Defo dont want to be bitten by one of the twats.

In fact I'm never goin Asia again.

Just in case.

I was pleasently pleased by the Tsunami, knowing they are shit at swimming.

no komodos in thailand--go there. good food but watch for cholera. having cholera really sucks. or, should i say, blows.

So it's a good thing, this cholera?

if you enjoy not being able to lift your head and having constant drainage from both ends (the nether region even while you're sleeping), then it's dandy! i had the 'you will die in 24-hours, knock you out, fuck off' type. good times.

I've never been blown like that.

bLuE oRdEr wrote: I've never been blown like that.

it blows.

although, if you want to lose weight it's an option. not a pleasant one, though.

10 pounds in 24 hours!

when i left manchester today about 5 p.m. there was loads of police,vans,horses in piccadilly. i reckon they were waiting for you to come to pubs after the match barney!!!!

Fac 51 wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote:

bLuE oRdEr wrote: You have kangaroos nearby?

They are in plague proportion numbers. My office actually borders on part of the Canberra Nature Park, so yes there's heaps of them out there. Sometimes they come and invade our carpark.

Perhaps the roos are just tryin' their darnest to make it to the porn shops in Canberra. Isn't it strange Aussie's capital has the highest concentration of porn shops in the country? It's littered with porn and postitutes! There's a few good record shops, too.

We supply the rest of Oz voa mail order.

AgentWood wrote: although, if you want to lose weight it's an option. not a pleasant one, though.

10 pounds in 24 hours!

The world is better for you still being here.

Ronald Kirsch wrote:

AgentWood wrote: although, if you want to lose weight it's an option. not a pleasant one, though.

10 pounds in 24 hours!

The world is better for you still being here.

you're the best, ronald. :D

AgentWood wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote:

AgentWood wrote: although, if you want to lose weight it's an option. not a pleasant one, though.

10 pounds in 24 hours!

The world is better for you still being here.

you're the best, ronald. :D

TA :D

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You probably didn't know that, did you?

well yes i did know that,but DID YOU KNOW that planting them in a good firm compost in a tub with excellent western exposure will bring them on wonderfully. well it would if you sodding dog didnt keep weeing on them on his (rounds) in the garden. little bastard.

bLuE oRdEr wrote: Perhaps not quite as filthy literally as a Komodo's, though:

Although the Komodo dragon doesn't breath fire, it's mouth contains death. The saliva of the dragon contains at least 4 types of toxic bacteria. The dragon's tooth serrations harbor bits of meat from the dragon's last meal. Komodo dragons also frequently bite through their own gums as they eat. The saliva and blood combination and the protein-rich residue in the teeth provide an ideal culture for the bacteria. These make the dragon's breath quite foul! A Komodo's bite causes profuse bleeding and are slow to heal. Although a dragon is not always successful in immediately bringing down a large animal, the bitten animal usually dies soon after, usually within a week. Infected by the bacteria, its wounds become infected and turn septic (septicemia). The Komodo dragon tracks the weakened animal, harassing it until the animal finally dies.

and this differs from the behaviour of most men how?