the 'let's talk shite' thread

mil wrote: In the mood for a rant about the invalid nature of the 'lets throw a shrimp on the barbie' statement people make in releation to Australia. WE DONT CALL THEM SHRIMP HERE - WE CALL THEM PRAWNS. THERE IS NOT SUCH THING AS SHRIMP IN AUSTRALIA - IT REALLY STARTING TO ANNOY ME.

On a side note, I have to choose a university course and decide what to do with my life. I would like to move to London. What type of employees do you need there? Any thoughts?

Plumbers..seriously,I need one right now..They earn big money and are in short supply..I've been waiting a week for one to come and fix my combi boiler and it does'nt look like one is coming today.Its costing me £400..Labour costs are £55 an hour alone..OUCH!

AgentWood wrote: my cat has a massive hairball and it won't come up. i tried to stick my finger down his throat yesterday to see if i could find it but he was very displeased. i don't want to give him too much hairball lubricant because it can cause diarrhea, so it's off to the vet.

Give your cat cat grass or a young papyrus pot plant. It's the best natural remedy to make it throw up the hairball.

The back cover of the second Gang Of Four album Solid Gold has always been one of my faves....a drawing of an unfortunate soul being beheaded (with a solid gold ax, natch) and a caption below the pic that says "I hope they keep down the price of gas".

Work sucked this week, spent the last four days trying to make up for the holiday on Monday.

Can't believe it started raining....

....and the Mets are truly finished for this year.......

[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote: The back cover of the second Gang Of Four album Solid Gold has always been one of my faves....a drawing of an unfortunate soul being beheaded (with a solid gold ax, natch) and a caption below the pic that says "I hope they keep down the price of gas".

i don't know why everyone pisses on that GO4 album, i think its quite great!

Not me Grell, I think it's quite good as well. Now, if we wanna dis on GO4 albums, look no further than the mislabeled Hard, which is anything but. Okay, I do like the song A Man With A Good Car, but that's about it.

Ben wrote:

AgentWood wrote: my cat has a massive hairball and it won't come up. i tried to stick my finger down his throat yesterday to see if i could find it but he was very displeased. i don't want to give him too much hairball lubricant because it can cause diarrhea, so it's off to the vet.

Give your cat cat grass or a young papyrus pot plant. It's the best natural remedy to make it throw up the hairball.

cheers. i'll see if he'll go for the grass.

Ronald Kirsch wrote:

bLuE oRdEr wrote: You have kangaroos nearby?

They are in plague proportion numbers. My office actually borders on part of the Canberra Nature Park, so yes there's heaps of them out there. Sometimes they come and invade our carpark.

Perhaps the roos are just tryin' their darnest to make it to the porn shops in Canberra. Isn't it strange Aussie's capital has the highest concentration of porn shops in the country? It's littered with porn and postitutes! There's a few good record shops, too.

Them Komodo dragons are mad though.

I was shit scared of them. I thought they were as big as a big dog.

So I faced my fear in the sanctuary of Singapore zoo and saw one.

It was a right little shit of a Komodo Dragon. Fookin tiny.

I must have had my Tv on widescreen, or the TV program made them out to be bigger than they are.

Either way, Komodo Dragons are shit.

Not as big as you think.

Barney Army wrote: Them Komodo dragons are mad though.

I was shit scared of them. I thought they were as big as a big dog.

So I faced my fear in the sanctuary of Singapore zoo and saw one.

It was a right little shit of a Komodo Dragon. Fookin tiny.

I must have had my Tv on widescreen, or the TV program made them out to be bigger than they are.

Either way, Komodo Dragons are shit.

Not as big as you think.

i hear you were well pissed this evening.

i'm on my way there.

AgentWood wrote:

Barney Army wrote: Them Komodo dragons are mad though.

I was shit scared of them. I thought they were as big as a big dog.

So I faced my fear in the sanctuary of Singapore zoo and saw one.

It was a right little shit of a Komodo Dragon. Fookin tiny.

I must have had my Tv on widescreen, or the TV program made them out to be bigger than they are.

Either way, Komodo Dragons are shit.

Not as big as you think.

i hear you were well pissed this evening.

i'm on my way there.

You gossip bitch, haha! You have a cure for migraine? What causes them, anyway?

how the fuck can you tell??

ahhh

Jeez, do you ever sleep?

NObabe wrote:

AgentWood wrote:

Barney Army wrote: Them Komodo dragons are mad though.

I was shit scared of them. I thought they were as big as a big dog.

So I faced my fear in the sanctuary of Singapore zoo and saw one.

It was a right little shit of a Komodo Dragon. Fookin tiny.

I must have had my Tv on widescreen, or the TV program made them out to be bigger than they are.

Either way, Komodo Dragons are shit.

Not as big as you think.

i hear you were well pissed this evening.

i'm on my way there.

You gossip bitch, haha! You have a cure for migraine? What causes them, anyway?

:D takes one to know one!

there are migraines and there are bad headaches; the two are very different. migraines are caused by a temporary loss of blood flow to arteries in the brain caused by spasming nerves; they can cause loss of vision, vomiting, partial paralysis and extreme sensitivity to light. the symptoms are similar to those of a stroke, but they are not permanent and take from a few hours to a few days to disappear. there is no way to get rid of them except to take a strong narcotic and sleep it off. i outgrew mine when i reached my late teens, thank god.

for a really bad headache, caused by tension and nerves (sometimes from HANGOVERS ;)--dehydration, in this case), take an over-the-counter painkiller (aspirin, etc.) and drink a lot of water. sometimes heat packs on the forehead or neck help, as well.

p.s. i will be online and pissed tonight if you are on IM, maya.

I fought a bear on the TV for a million dollars once. The bear beat me, but I still made off with the prize money and am typing this on my way to my new island home just off Mexico.

"Bob The Builder" just takes the credit for work that his off-camera crew has already done. So do most of the "This Old House" geezers.

George W. Bush? Born a woman, but Barb dressed her as a boy and forced her to switch genders when "George" wondered why "his penis" was split in two, and on "his" chest.

You want to see something? Fast-forward through Star Wars: A New Hope up until the Mos Eisley Cantina scene. Henry Kissinger is in there, I swear!

AgentWood wrote:

there are migraines and there are bad headaches; the two are very different. migraines are caused by a temporary loss of blood flow to arteries in the brain caused by spasming nerves; they can cause loss of vision, vomiting, partial paralysis and extreme sensitivity to light. the symptoms are similar to those of a stroke, but they are not permanent and take from a few hours to a few days to disappear. there is no way to get rid of them except to take a strong narcotic and sleep it off. i outgrew mine when i reached my late teens, thank god.

for a really bad headache, caused by tension and nerves (sometimes from HANGOVERS ;)--dehydration, in this case), take an over-the-counter painkiller (aspirin, etc.) and drink a lot of water. sometimes heat packs on the forehead or neck help, as well.

p.s. i will be online and pissed tonight if you are on IM, maya.

Cheers, Chris, had a Brufen 600 mg tablet this morning and the pain was gone. Can't see you online though, you silly drunkard! ;)

[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote: Not me Grell, I think it's quite good as well. Now, if we wanna dis on GO4 albums, look no further than the mislabeled Hard, which is anything but. Okay, I do like the song A Man With A Good Car, but that's about it.

haha! i was actually mixing up Solid Gold with Hard. oops. What i meant to say is i can't understand why people don't like Hard! the first three songs on said album are great, so great that I can look pass the other cheeze.--> ie : "woman town."

Wankers

I fookin hate Komodo Dragons

"KOMODO DRAGON flicks his foot-long, yellow forked tongue to taste the air."

WHAT A TWAT

were you brutally attacked by one once? did one kill your cat? if one killed my cat i'd hate them.

You're talking shite.

:D

bLuE oRdEr wrote: You're talking shite.

Hey, I don't imagine you like Christopher Walken anymore. Sob sob!

AgentWood wrote: were you brutally attacked by one once? did one kill your cat? if one killed my cat i'd hate them.

no, I just think they wander round thinking they are kings but they arent. They are just big fookin lizards. Who wants to be a big lizard?

When was the last time you saw a komodo dragon at a New Order gig???

Exactly....dickheads the lot of them. I bet they listen to Coldplay.

Barney Army wrote:

AgentWood wrote: were you brutally attacked by one once? did one kill your cat? if one killed my cat i'd hate them.

no, I just think they wander round thinking they are kings but they arent. They are just big fookin lizards. Who wants to be a big lizard?

godzilla.

and if he was wandering the streets in a coldplay t-shirt crushing your car like a child's toy you'd be praising chris martin, i bet.

AgentWood wrote:

Ben wrote:

AgentWood wrote: my cat has a massive hairball and it won't come up. i tried to stick my finger down his throat yesterday to see if i could find it but he was very displeased. i don't want to give him too much hairball lubricant because it can cause diarrhea, so it's off to the vet.

Give your cat cat grass or a young papyrus pot plant. It's the best natural remedy to make it throw up the hairball.

cheers. i'll see if he'll go for the grass.

He will. All cat do. Mine ates my orchids if there's no grass. Stupid she is, too. But lovely

AgentWood wrote:

Barney Army wrote:

AgentWood wrote: were you brutally attacked by one once? did one kill your cat? if one killed my cat i'd hate them.

no, I just think they wander round thinking they are kings but they arent. They are just big fookin lizards. Who wants to be a big lizard?

godzilla.

and if he was wandering the streets in a coldplay t-shirt crushing your car like a child's toy you'd be praising chris martin, i bet.

and knobbin Gwyneth behind the scaley green fookers back.

David Icke had it right..Coldplay are shape shifting lizards to control the easily lead.

Weird

the reptilian people don't exist just outside of our physical senses. otherwise they would not be able to post on NOOL and talk with you.

there is nothing wrong with our DNA. erm, their DNA.

AgentWood wrote: the reptilian people don't exist just outside of our physical senses. otherwise they would not be able to post on NOOL and talk with you.

there is nothing wrong with our DNA. erm, their DNA.

Good

Still hate those Komodo twats though.

Heavyweight lizard shit.

NObabe wrote: Jeez, do you ever sleep?

Barney Army wrote:

AgentWood wrote: the reptilian people don't exist just outside of our physical senses. otherwise they would not be able to post on NOOL and talk with you.

there is nothing wrong with our DNA. erm, their DNA.

Good

Still hate those Komodo twats though.

Heavyweight lizard shit.

Careful, wouldn't want one to bite you now. That's what they do. Bite you, then wait for you to die from bacteriological infection. They follow the scent trail of your corpse to their next din-din.