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i will have leftover BBQ chicken wings for dinner tonight.

my cat has a massive hairball and it won't come up. i tried to stick my finger down his throat yesterday to see if i could find it but he was very displeased. i don't want to give him too much hairball lubricant because it can cause diarrhea, so it's off to the vet.

is finding rupert grint (ron weasley) attractive sick and twisted, or is it no worse than the olsen twins thing?

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Poor cat. Take good care of him.

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AgentWood wrote: is finding rupert grint (ron weasley) attractive sick and twisted, or is it no worse than the olsen twins thing?

:nono:

The lad is only 17. just. On the other hand, I was ready to drop trou well before the Olsen Twins countdown clock hit 18... :faint:

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AgentWood wrote: i will have leftover BBQ chicken wings for dinner tonight.

I sold the steering wheel lock for my wrecked Alfa last night, so now I have $10 to actually buy some food... I'll probably make pasta tonight (home-made noodles-- cheaper that way) using the last of my produce-- Zuchini, eggplant, and basil-- then hit the Saturday Market on....are you ready for it...Saturday for some farm-fresh produce.

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Hmmmm. this seems to be a general mood all over the world tonight then?.I am not really in the mood for anything serious either.How odd.

Just watched the episode of Lost i videoed last night.I`m losing interest in that programme slightly i think.But the girl who is an escaped prisoner (or whatever she did/is) is always an absolute pleasure to behold.

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bLuE oRdEr wrote:

AgentWood wrote: is finding rupert grint (ron weasley) attractive sick and twisted, or is it no worse than the olsen twins thing?

:nono:

The lad is only 17. just. On the other hand, I was ready to drop trou well before the Olsen Twins countdown clock hit 18... :faint:

me 30, you.... *ahem*

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I'm an expert at talking shite. Many a person has accused me of having verbal diarrhoea. Let me just regain my full sense of humor first.

Anyway what's the weather like. We are expecting 22 degrees C with a possible thunderstorm today. Looks like spring is finally here. Although winter is set to make a short and unwlcome return on the weekend.

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I'd rather watch England play football than watch Lost. Anyway, I saw Rick Wakeman down London Street in Norwich the other day. He's very tall but has a very short wife/girlfiend.

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AgentWood wrote:

bLuE oRdEr wrote:

AgentWood wrote: is finding rupert grint (ron weasley) attractive sick and twisted, or is it no worse than the olsen twins thing?

:nono:

The lad is only 17. just. On the other hand, I was ready to drop trou well before the Olsen Twins countdown clock hit 18... :faint:

me 30, you.... *ahem*

And going strong! WOO-HOOO! :\party: Party on, bLuE oRdEr. Party on, Olsen girls.

I feel happy! I feel happy!

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Rupert is just wrong. Hermonie on the other hand....

Is it time to go home yet. Only 5 and a hlaf hours to go until beer o'clock.

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hey that is ok...not like you will do anything with Ron... and hey call him a "round up" if he looks that good to ya when you are 20-is cool and he is legal!

Hormones are primal and there are plenty of cases of "why the hell do I like him/her?"

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Ronald Kirsch wrote: Rupert is just wrong. Hermonie on the other hand....

Is it time to go home yet. Only 5 and a hlaf hours to go until beer o'clock.

you know, you're not the first adult male i've heard say that....

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AgentWood wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote: Rupert is just wrong. Hermonie on the other hand....

Is it time to go home yet. Only 5 and a hlaf hours to go until beer o'clock.

you know, you're not the first adult male i've heard say that....

Hey she wasn't chosen for the role because she's unattractive.

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Kangaroos must be the only animal stupider than sheep. I just went out for lunch, and there they were again. Insted of just hopping of to the side, they went backwards, so that after a couple of meters they again were in my way, and had to hop back. So I had to go around them. No wonder so many of them get run over.

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You have kangaroos nearby?

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bLuE oRdEr wrote: You have kangaroos nearby?

They are in plague proportion numbers. My office actually borders on part of the Canberra Nature Park, so yes there's heaps of them out there. Sometimes they come and invade our carpark.

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No Tasmanian Tigers, though, I take it...

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ew...hairball

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bLuE oRdEr wrote: No Tasmanian Tigers, though, I take it...

only on film. Some whitecoats had a plan to bring them back through dna cloning, but it came to nothing.

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I've read that there may still be some in the wild. Every now and then someone claims to have spotted one. You never know. The Grizzly Bear is supposed to be extinct throughout much of the U.S., but a few years back, a hunter came crawling out of the Southern Rocky mountains after being mauled by one. A few survivors here and there. One can hope (for Grizzlies and Tasmanian Tigers)...

What agency do you work in, Ronald, being near the Canberra Nature Park and alll?

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blue, you are diverting from shite into non-shite.

i shall monitor this thread accordingly.

i'm dying for a guinness extra cold right now.

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bLuE oRdEr wrote: I've read that there may still be some in the wild. Every now and then someone claims to have spotted one. You never know. The Grizzly Bear is supposed to be extinct throughout much of the U.S., but a few years back, a hunter came crawling out of the Southern Rocky mountains after being mauled by one. A few survivors here and there. One can hope (for Grizzlies and Tasmanian Tigers)...

What agency do you work in, Ronald, being near the Canberra Nature Park and alll?

Yes there are persistant rumours of them being spotted every now and again. Just as there a rumours of big cats being seen in the bush in norhern NSW. The story goes something like that in WWII american troops stationed here had pumas or similar cats as mascots, and that they were then let go and bread. As with the tiger there's no film of either.

I work for Navy Training. I issue qualifications. The Canberra Nature Park is all around Canberra and also covers the hills within. So, we have lots of nature walking tracks etc.

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Ronald Kirsch wrote: So, we have lots of nature walking tracks etc.

i enjoy nature as long as there isn't an ocean involved. there are creatures down there that we shouldn't mess with. big, nasty creatures.

plus, the ocean's flat; you can get the same effect from the prairie. what's the appeal? i don't get it. varied topography, that's the answer.

hairball still trying to come up.

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Tropical islands provide some variety in the topography...

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bLuE oRdEr wrote: Tropical islands provide some variety in the topography...

I was going to mention something about oogeling scatily clad lasses.

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And if you leave the ocean and head into the mountains of Tasmania, you might get to ogle a Tasmanian Tiger...

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I ate kangaroo last week. It was at a music festival in Liverpool and it wasn't nice. Should have tried the ostrich instead.

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In the mood for a rant about the invalid nature of the 'lets throw a shrimp on the barbie' statement people make in releation to Australia. WE DONT CALL THEM SHRIMP HERE - WE CALL THEM PRAWNS. THERE IS NOT SUCH THING AS SHRIMP IN AUSTRALIA - IT REALLY STARTING TO ANNOY ME.

On a side note, I have to choose a university course and decide what to do with my life. I would like to move to London. What type of employees do you need there? Any thoughts?

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As I walked down the street the other day,this rat came out and tried to attack me with six inch fangs. However, I managed to stop it by drowning him in Jack Daniels. I was disappointed, as it made the Jack taste off. Thankfully, as Ozzy says, 'W**k for peace'.

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