Tesco

Can we start talking about Tesco again instead of Depeche Mode, for fucks sake !

i am getting to like those self service tills they have now.seem to whizz through them.on the downside you don`t get to meet and chat to so many delightful till girls:\ohwell:

Johnny wrote: i am getting to like those self service tills they have now.seem to whizz through them.on the downside you don`t get to meet and chat to so many delightful till girls:\ohwell:

Hell yeah, they're class, up north they're not that advanced yet, but when i go home to my parents its class 24hrs and self service.

A new complete FIRST FLOOR has been added to my local TESCO with a rather nice RAMP.I was STOPPED from venturing up this with an ILLEGAL type trolley due to HEALTH and SAFETY measures when we went to purchase a new MICROWAVE.Eventually security let me up there with a TROLLEY that was LEGAL(can you believe this?),i thought they just had a grudge against good SHOPLIFTERS. May i just say how thrilled i am to see a PROPER subject on NOOL again.Glad winter is approaching.Can't wait for DIGGY MIKE's 10 GIFTS to buy people you HATE for XMAS thread.LAsty year he sent out 12 BLUE MONDAYS,11 CURE lipsticks,10 SHUGZV videos..........

I've started getting my shopping from tesco online. A man called brian delivers it. Lovely chap.

But do they remember the yoghurt?.Sounds like you want some of Brian`s own special brand actually

No Tesco's here in the US, so we'll take this opportunity to talk about the crazy man, whose name rhymes with the store, and whose ads on how to get free money from the government for seemingly every purpose under the sun are all over the place. The man himself, Matthew Lesko!!!

It can't be that easy, can it?

tesco's the best. somerfield can kiss my ass--the worst supermarket in britain.

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This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote: Sorry to interrupt the thread...

Did you buy that at Tesco?

Ronald Kirsch wrote:

This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote: Sorry to interrupt the thread...

Did you buy that at Tesco?

They're in the bargain bin at most reputable outlets. Not their CDs, but the band themselves

This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote: Sorry to interrupt the thread...

Take your hair hiiiigher

AgentWood wrote: tesco's the best. somerfield can kiss my ass--the worst supermarket in britain.

I used to agree with that, back when I lived in a town where Somerfield was the only supermarket (and it was _rubbish_).

But my local Morrisons/Safeways seems to be even worse. Went there last week with a list of items and not one of them was in stock. No tinned green beans, no beef other than mince, no cox's apples, no pitta bread, no budget range soup, no own brand tinned tomatoes etc.. just yards of empty shelves - curious to see a capitalist corporation doing a good impersonation of communist Poland. Though they had no shortage of crappy microwavable ready-meals.

Had to walk 3 miles to another supermarket to get my shopping. I reckon any supermarket with no nearby competitor simply stops trying. And only the wealthier areas seem to be able to support more than one supermarket.

asda for me.i was get loads of sell-offs. i can hear that pricing gun go off from 100 yards

We have two somerfields in our town. only been in one mind. The one i go in is a bit shitty. Ugly staff. very ugly.

you can actually be a mystery shopper. the company send you an assignment.you have to ask advise from staff,check toilets.etc they give you ten pound towards your shopping.fantastic

the e-mail to register is mysteryshopping@grg.com

OOOO IVE NEVER DONE IT MYSELF,HONESTLY !!!!

Co-op, Spar and Asda forever!

404 error wrote:

AgentWood wrote: tesco's the best. somerfield can kiss my ass--the worst supermarket in britain.

I used to agree with that, back when I lived in a town where Somerfield was the only supermarket (and it was _rubbish_).

But my local Morrisons/Safeways seems to be even worse.

I go to Cookstown a lot & they have a good Morrisons/Safeways there - I always get the shopping in for the week while i'm up there - except for the last time i was up there a couple of weeks ago, when the bloody place was closed for a month for renovations. So, I went to the nearest TESCOS instead:D Microwaves for only £24 !!! thats like €36 - nothing! Cant go wrong

Yes but cookstown is quite possibly the WORST place on earth!

Uncle Liam wrote: Yes but cookstown is quite possibly the WORST place on earth!

So, what you're saying is - next time use the Tescos in Dungannon

I do all my shopping at ICA.

I wouldnt recommend it. In fact, I would stay out of all the tesco's in county tyrone. No, just stay out of tyrone in general, especially cookstown

craig's digitalwaters wrote: Co-op, Spar

You havin' a laugh?

Uncle Liam wrote: I wouldnt recommend it. In fact, I would stay out of all the tesco's in county tyrone. No, just stay out of tyrone in general, especially cookstown

OK . . . but why?

You've been, so surely the reasons must be obvious?

I find the women at Tesco are fitter in general than other Supermarkets, have any other NOOlers made the same observation?

good point actually. All the women at asda are really old.

The bird who does the lottery sales at Tesco in Ilkeston is Top Quality - worth a visit if you are ever in the area!

I'm banned from the Northwich branch.