schlong
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In the past 3 days the most popular topic in the forums has been "schlong"..Proves cocks never go out of fashion... bet your donger on it..
bLuE oRdEr wrote: Now the most popular thread on NOOL...And the ladies have yet to weigh in.
Too Vulgar?
Boatraceface wrote:
bLuE oRdEr wrote: Now the most popular thread on NOOL...And the ladies have yet to weigh in.
Too Vulgar?
All I know is, it's the most popular thread, but it's all guys posting. Not that we're obssessed with schlongs. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
I bet my schlong could take your schlong in a fair fight!
Right, you have insulted my honor, sir! We shall duel on this point!
Schlongs at dawn, it is!
Maybe I should go to bed 
Boatraceface wrote: What could be wrong in a schlong?
Nothing, I reckon. We men all seem to be pretty pleased to have one. :D
Taboo # 7 wrote: I bet my schlong could take your schlong in a fair fight!
Right, you have insulted my honor, sir! We shall duel on this point!
Schlongs at dawn, it is!
Maybe I should go to bed
My schlong ain't going anywhere near your schlong.
Maybe you should go to bed. With a, you know, woman. The kind without an air valve. 
It would'nt be a fair fight,you don't beshlong in Dongsville... go with your pee tail tucked between your legs 
Edit:in Response to Tabbsy's attempt to cross pork with me:dead:
bLuE oRdEr wrote: Now the most popular thread on NOOL...And the ladies have yet to weigh in.
Considering that there are about 3 other ladies aside from Agent Wood on NOOL, I'm not surprised it's mostly guys posting on this thread.
bLuE oRdEr wrote:
Boatraceface wrote: What could be wrong in a schlong?
Nothing, I reckon. We men all seem to be pretty pleased to have one. :D
One of my bosses, years ago, had a cartoon on the wall in his office--it would probably be illegal today-- but it went like this (bear with me, it's been a long time since I've seen it, so I may have some of the details off):
A little boy and a little girl are comparing themselves...
Little Boy: "I have a marble."
Little Girl: "I have two marbles."
Little Boy: "Well, I have a tricycle."
Little Girl: "I have a bicycle with training wheels."
Little Boy: (pointing to his schlong) "Well, I have one of these; do you?"
Little Girl: "No, I don't have one of those, but with one of these (pointing to her own "equipment"), I can have as many of those as I want."
Boatraceface wrote:
|| | ||| 6217|| 8 || 3 wrote: It's not schlong. It's [orange]Schwanz[/orange]!
Its not
Please... don't freaking start me to study German again...
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I see your schwartz is as big as mine
Mein Schwanz ist nicht schwarz 
This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote:
bLuE oRdEr wrote: Now the most popular thread on NOOL...And the ladies have yet to weigh in.
Considering that there are about 3 other ladies aside from Agent Wood on NOOL, I'm not surprised it's mostly guys posting on this thread.
Speaking of drunken hussies, where are those girls?
Tristan Jayol wrote: I have big hands and feet =o
Pity the rest of you doesn't measure up.
No, but seriously girls, you can't tell anything by the size of a man's feet. Or hands, apparently. Or height. It's all misinformation that teenage girls who are not in the know pass around.
Nah, still waiting for my Rogaine. Hair loss-- now there's a clue, ladies-- it comes from an overabundance of testosterone. 
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Rian wrote:
can't do that, there are children here.....
Name them :)
Amanda, Adrian, Samuel. That's my kids.
Hugo, Emil, Rasmus. That's my friends kids.
We had a little party last night, so no such pics.
Were did I put my digital camera.... 
well...all I can say is that mine has never failed to please...
well...I always get mine...can't say the same for my lady friends!!! hope they bring their toys
Boatraceface wrote: My mate Donkey Dave's cock is so long,he actually snorts his own loads, to save on tissue..I don't condone it,I deplore cum snorters,its a disgusting pursuit in my opinion.It sets a bad example
:barf::dead:
