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I think Martin probably does, but I've never seen him with his pants down. At least you can see his tits.
AgentWood wrote:
bLuE oRdEr wrote: It's Friday night, innit?
it's ladies night, oh what a night.
[Oh what a night]
bLuE oRdEr wrote:
AgentWood wrote:
bLuE oRdEr wrote: It's Friday night, innit?
it's ladies night, oh what a night.
[Oh what a night]
indeed...
Careful Miss Frisky Lady...Conversation will be going 'round, people talking 'bout the girl who's come to town
AgentWood wrote: tit-for-tat: who's got the best cock on NOOL?
no avian jokes please.
Rocket Mick - no contest!
NObabe wrote:
AgentWood wrote: tit-for-tat: who's got the best cock on NOOL?
no avian jokes please.
Rocket Mick - no contest!
You haven't seen mine yet :D
I'm hung like a sparrow...oh yeah! 
Here's a quick and easy suggestion to see if your schlong is long: get out a tape measure or a ruler of some kind, and measure how long it is before you realize that you've just been dupped into measuring your own pathetic excuse for a penis! Oodles of fun! 
Rian wrote:
NObabe wrote:
AgentWood wrote: tit-for-tat: who's got the best cock on NOOL?
no avian jokes please.
Rocket Mick - no contest!
You haven't seen mine yet :D
c'mon. you must have a digital camera.
Taboo # 7 wrote: I'm hung like a sparrow...oh yeah!
Here's a quick and easy suggestion to see if your schlong is long: get out a tape measure or a ruler of some kind, and measure how long it is before you realize that you've just been dupped into measuring your own pathetic excuse for a penis! Oodles of fun!
Don't forget the width as well...
craig's digitalwaters wrote:
Taboo # 7 wrote: I'm hung like a sparrow...oh yeah!
Here's a quick and easy suggestion to see if your schlong is long: get out a tape measure or a ruler of some kind, and measure how long it is before you realize that you've just been dupped into measuring your own pathetic excuse for a penis! Oodles of fun!
Don't forget the width as well...
Is that the comment of a connoisseur?
AgentWood wrote: tit-for-tat: who's got the best cock on NOOL?
no avian jokes please.
so what makes the "best" cock...?
Rian wrote:
NObabe wrote:
AgentWood wrote: tit-for-tat: who's got the best cock on NOOL?
no avian jokes please.
Rocket Mick - no contest!
You haven't seen mine yet :D
Use your digital camera and post them here!
AgentWood wrote:
Rian wrote:
NObabe wrote:
AgentWood wrote: tit-for-tat: who's got the best cock on NOOL?
no avian jokes please.
Rocket Mick - no contest!
You haven't seen mine yet :D
c'mon. you must have a digital camera.
of course. why?
oh. you want a pic of it?
can't do that, there are children here.....
pumped full of drugs wrote:
AgentWood wrote: tit-for-tat: who's got the best cock on NOOL?
no avian jokes please.
so what makes the "best" cock...?
One that all the hens dig, and get damp-ons for
Note: Cock=Rooster.. if you don't speak propers Ingerlish
Boatraceface wrote:
pumped full of drugs wrote:
AgentWood wrote: tit-for-tat: who's got the best cock on NOOL?
no avian jokes please.
so what makes the "best" cock...?
One that all the hens dig, and get damp-ons for
That would be mine then.
My mate Donkey Dave's cock is so long,he actually snorts his own loads, to save on tissue..I don't condone it,I deplore cum snorters,its a disgusting pursuit in my opinion.It sets a bad example 
bLuE oRdEr wrote:
Boatraceface wrote: Hens not sheep
Don't let Trev hear you, it would break his heart.
He will have got the flock out of here
Boatraceface wrote:
bLuE oRdEr wrote:
Boatraceface wrote: Hens not sheep
He will have got the flock out of here
Surely you can't be serious...
I am. And don't call me Shirley...:p
