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Tristan Jayol wrote: I have big hands and feet =o

|| | ||| 6217|| 8 || 3 wrote: One's big nose hints at one's big schwanz.

Myths passed around by virgins. Ladies, here's the real truth about schlong. A man's equipment grows throughout his life. Have you ever noticed a baby boy? He's got a wee little package. By the time he enters puberty, that wee little package has begun to grow into a manly member. A young-man's member, but a manly member nonetheless. He continues to add girth and length throughout his life, so that when he's in his twenties he's more, erm, "manly" than he was in his teens, when he's in his thirties, he's more studly than when he was in his twenties, and when he's in his forties, he's quite well hung. By the time he's nearing his prime (i.e., as he's entering his fifties), he's hung like a bull elephant.

It's true; don't just take my word for it-- ask the guys. Ask Trev or Popesy if they're more well-hung than the teenage boys. Ask Boatraceface or Barney Army if they're more well-hung than the twenty-somethings. Ask Diggy or Twist if they're more well-hung than the thirty-somethings.

And that's the truth about schlong. :smoking:

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I`ve never had any complaints.

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bLuE oRdEr wrote: as he's entering his fifties), he's hung like a bull elephant.

if it makes you feel better about yourself go ahead and think that, dear. :p

note: lots of posts from men, but no photos yet. i think you are all chicken.

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:rofl:

I'm just sayin'.

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And 'bout time one of you drunken hussies showed up; this thread's been a little cock-heavy.

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Show me yours and i`ll show you mine.

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bLuE oRdEr wrote: this thread's been a little cock-heavy.

prove it.

and johnny: you first!

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Johnny wrote: I`ve never had any complaints.

Oh yeah?

NObabe wrote: Has got a small penis!

Beat that! :evil4:

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:nono: No beating!

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AgentWood wrote:

bLuE oRdEr wrote: this thread's been a little cock-heavy.

prove it.

and johnny: you first!

here you go then..

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Over Here its called a 'langer' - at least in the County Cork area. Which explains why so many Irish (& mainly Corkies) went to America - think of Bernhart Langer - in America they pronounce him Bernard Longer - so, if in america your langer becomes longer - then that's the place to be!:D

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Johnny wrote:

AgentWood wrote:

bLuE oRdEr wrote: this thread's been a little cock-heavy.

prove it.

and johnny: you first!

here you go then..

all i see is a box with the word 'image' inside of it. :scratch:

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AgentWood wrote:

Johnny wrote:

AgentWood wrote:

bLuE oRdEr wrote: this thread's been a little cock-heavy.

prove it.

and johnny: you first!

here you go then..

all i see is a box with the word 'image' inside of it. :scratch:

i suck at the internet:evil4:

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Trying to hide something, my friend?

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AgentWood wrote:

bLuE oRdEr wrote: this thread's been a little cock-heavy.

prove it.

You want to see some dick? OK, you're on....

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Here's more:

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The biggest one of them all

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Christopher Owens wrote: The biggest cock of them all

I beg to differ....

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Do you like Kerry King?

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one girl said mine looks like a baby's arm.

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Johnny wrote:

AgentWood wrote:

Johnny wrote:

AgentWood wrote:

bLuE oRdEr wrote: this thread's been a little cock-heavy.

prove it.

and johnny: you first!

here you go then..

all i see is a box with the word 'image' inside of it. :scratch:

i suck at the internet:evil4:

Where have I heard that before?

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john kershaw wrote: one girl said mine looks like a baby's arm.

Was that Jerremy Beadle's arm as a baby?:p

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modesty prevents me from going on

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