Top 3 "Put Downs"

Its all down to where you live really!

1. Your mums bedroom ceiling could do with a paint.

2. Jog on.

3. Your a good turn,but your on too long-fuck off!.

This place stinks like a pair of armoured trousers after the Hundred Years War. Baldrick, have you been eating dung again?

I find his films about as funny as getting an arrow through the neck and discovering there's a gas bill tied to it.

Shut up, Balders. You'd laugh at a Shakespeare comedy.

All Blackadder.

I didn't come here to be insulted.

Where do you usually go then?

pull yer bottom lip over yer head and swallow

Don't worry, it's only a bit of head growing through your hair.

Al Jarvis wrote: From the Business.

Has someone ordered a cunt?! Cos one's just turned up.

:D

Alistair wrote: From Withnail & I... Withnail responding to Danny's offer of a pill:

"You can shove it up your arse and fuck off while you're doing it!"

Withnail:Right you fucker - I'm going to do the washing up!

I:No no you can't. It's impossible I swear it. I've looked into in.Listen to me listen to me. There are things in there, there's a tea-bag growing. You haven't slept in sixty hours you're in no state to tackle it. Wait till the morning we'll go in together.

Withnail:This is the morning. Stand aside!

I:You don't understand. I think there may be something alive.

Withnail:What do you mean? a rat?

I:It's possible, it's possible.

Withnail [brandishing his comb]:Then the fucker will rue the day!