Why it sucks to be a man

cause you can't fake orgasms, tee hee!!

women moan at the slightest thing..:D

NObabe wrote: cause you can't fake orgasms, tee hee!!

You can you know:D

NObabe wrote: cause you can't fake orgasms, tee hee!!

course you can,shag a bird from behind let out a moan and spit and drool on her back.

cause you can't fake orgasms

From my experience I tend to view that as a plus.

mike powell wrote:

NObabe wrote: cause you can't fake orgasms, tee hee!!

course you can,shag a bird from behind let out a moan and spit and drool on her back.

B****rd

Because you get laughed at when you complain of having the flu.

Flu? That sounds about right. Women get a cold right? And still go to work. Wash. Iron. Cook Dinner and then if there's time, take a paracetamol. I do quite a bit of heavy lifting, so I get backache; the guys get twisted spines. I'd rather be a woman any day. Wimps the lot of you.

Wino wrote: Flu? That sounds about right. Women get a cold right? And still go to work. Wash. Iron. Cook Dinner and then if there's time, take a paracetamol. I do quite a bit of heavy lifting, so I get backache; the guys get twisted spines. I'd rather be a woman any day. Wimps the lot of you.

can you come and do my ironing and washing for me, love.I`ve got flu and a twisted spine tonight.

Johnny wrote:

Wino wrote: Flu? That sounds about right. Women get a cold right? And still go to work. Wash. Iron. Cook Dinner and then if there's time, take a paracetamol. I do quite a bit of heavy lifting, so I get backache; the guys get twisted spines. I'd rather be a woman any day. Wimps the lot of you.

can you come and do my ironing and washing for me, love.I`ve got flu and a twisted spine tonight.

'OK love, course I can' (don't forget though - there's always a price!)

Wino wrote: Flu? That sounds about right. Women get a cold right? And still go to work. Wash. Iron. Cook Dinner and then if there's time, take a paracetamol. I do quite a bit of heavy lifting, so I get backache; the guys get twisted spines. I'd rather be a woman any day. Wimps the lot of you.

men can't tolerate pain as much as women can because they don't have to go through the most painful experience on earth: childbirth!

And there was me thinking women have the raw deal...

Mrs M

Why do women live longer than men?

Because they're not married to women!

:rip:

AgentWood wrote:

Wino wrote: Flu? That sounds about right. Women get a cold right? And still go to work. Wash. Iron. Cook Dinner and then if there's time, take a paracetamol. I do quite a bit of heavy lifting, so I get backache; the guys get twisted spines. I'd rather be a woman any day. Wimps the lot of you.

men can't tolerate pain as much as women can because they don't have to go through the most painful experience on earth: childbirth!

I would imagine listening to Shellshock must be more painful than childbirth?

Johnny wrote:

AgentWood wrote:

Wino wrote: Flu? That sounds about right. Women get a cold right? And still go to work. Wash. Iron. Cook Dinner and then if there's time, take a paracetamol. I do quite a bit of heavy lifting, so I get backache; the guys get twisted spines. I'd rather be a woman any day. Wimps the lot of you.

men can't tolerate pain as much as women can because they don't have to go through the most painful experience on earth: childbirth!

I would imagine listening to Shellshock must be more painful than childbirth?

expel a golf ball through your schlong, then listen to shellshock and find out. ;)

AgentWood wrote:

Wino wrote: Flu? That sounds about right. Women get a cold right? And still go to work. Wash. Iron. Cook Dinner and then if there's time, take a paracetamol. I do quite a bit of heavy lifting, so I get backache; the guys get twisted spines. I'd rather be a woman any day. Wimps the lot of you.

men can't tolerate pain as much as women can because they don't have to go through the most painful experience on earth: childbirth!

I read it somewhere that if by any chance men could give a birth they would probably die in pains.

I read it somewhere that if by any chance men could give a birth they would probably die in pains.

Yeah, new medical research reveals that we're not really set up for that sort of thing.

AgentWood wrote:

Johnny wrote:

AgentWood wrote:

Wino wrote: Flu? That sounds about right. Women get a cold right? And still go to work. Wash. Iron. Cook Dinner and then if there's time, take a paracetamol. I do quite a bit of heavy lifting, so I get backache; the guys get twisted spines. I'd rather be a woman any day. Wimps the lot of you.

men can't tolerate pain as much as women can because they don't have to go through the most painful experience on earth: childbirth!

I would imagine listening to Shellshock must be more painful than childbirth?

expel a golf ball through your schlong, then listen to shellshock and find out. ;)

Will try that at the weekend.I`ve got nothing else planned at the moment

Fore!

LE Roberts wrote:

I read it somewhere that if by any chance men could give a birth they would probably die in pains.

Yeah, new medical research reveals that we're not really set up for that sort of thing.

Teaser! I'm only telling the amount of pain you'd never be able to deal with.

Teaser! I'm only telling the amount of pain you'd never be able to deal with.

I got ya, Maya. Perhaps the promise of a cesarean would be an incentive.

AgentWood wrote:

Johnny wrote:

AgentWood wrote:

Wino wrote: Flu? That sounds about right. Women get a cold right? And still go to work. Wash. Iron. Cook Dinner and then if there's time, take a paracetamol. I do quite a bit of heavy lifting, so I get backache; the guys get twisted spines. I'd rather be a woman any day. Wimps the lot of you.

men can't tolerate pain as much as women can because they don't have to go through the most painful experience on earth: childbirth!

I would imagine listening to Shellshock must be more painful than childbirth?

expel a golf ball through your schlong, then listen to shellshock and find out. ;)

Oh my god. What a horrifying prospect.

I had to have a brief procedure done where a doctor had to snake a tube as thick as a pinky finger through my cock to look inside my bladder. I thought THAT was bad.

You thought right

Don't forget Kramer's bit of info from that classic episode of Seinfeld:

KRAMER: You know, I faked it.

JERRY: What?!

KRAMER: Yeah.

JERRY: You faked it? Why would you do that?

KRAMER: Well you know, if it's enough already and I just wanna get some sleep.

Spotnick wrote:

NObabe wrote: cause you can't fake orgasms, tee hee!!

Which means you actually get one!

Why we'd prefer getting one to faking one:

Miss Mustache

[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote: Don't forget Kramer's bit of info from that classic episode of Seinfeld:

KRAMER: You know, I faked it.

JERRY: What?!

KRAMER: Yeah.

JERRY: You faked it? Why would you do that?

KRAMER: Well you know, if it's enough already and I just wanna get some sleep.

absolute classic!!!

AgentWood wrote:

Wino wrote: Flu? That sounds about right. Women get a cold right? And still go to work. Wash. Iron. Cook Dinner and then if there's time, take a paracetamol. I do quite a bit of heavy lifting, so I get backache; the guys get twisted spines. I'd rather be a woman any day. Wimps the lot of you.

men can't tolerate pain as much as women can because they don't have to go through the most painful experience on earth: childbirth!

You have kids?

if anyone really needs science to tell them that women are the stronger of the sexes??? has obviously never tried to pull their share of the duvet back at 3am.