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Who was the biggest dick in the history of mankind?

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  • Attila the Hun 0 (0%)
  • Ivan The Terrible 1 (5%)
  • The Spanish Inquisition 0 (0%)
  • Andrew Jackson 0 (0%)
  • Whoever Founded the KKK 3 (15%)
  • Adolph Hitler 8 (40%)
  • Joe Stalin 0 (0%)
  • Huey Long 0 (0%)
  • Joe McCarthy 2 (10%)
  • Richard Nixon 0 (0%)
  • The East German Border Patrol 0 (0%)
  • The NASA guys who pushed the Challenger, Columbia 0 (0%)
  • All computer hackers 0 (0%)
  • Bin Laden 2 (10%)
  • Other? 4 (20%)

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You know, as long as there has been history, there have been assholes to mess it up. So let's take some time to mark the biggest assholes in the history of mankind. I've selected my picks, feel free to offer your own if you find my list lacking. :thumb:

an explanation of some:

The Inquisition was certainly not one person (but a very funny MP sketch), it inspired ever more horrendous religious persecution under the guise of official sanction. Thus it trumps the Salem Witch Trials, all the religious wars, George W' Bush's administration, etc. :p

Andrew Jackson was rabidly anti-Indian, and forced the migration of thousands of Cherokees along the Trail of Tears. Somewhere in hell, he's sharing a pineapple up the ass with Stalin and Hitler.

I don't recall the guy who founded the KKK, but he was a Confederate veteran in Tennessee around 1866 who really didn't get it that the war was over. He also didn't get it that murdering former slaves is just as wrong as having them as slaves in the first place.

Huey Long was the governor of Louisiana who could very well have been a tyrant in the making had he not been gunned down in 1935. There may be efforts to revise his legacy and hold him up as a good man. But the facts speak for themself. Certainly not a fascist dictator on the scale of Hitler or even Mussolini, but he could've been...

The EG Border Patrol, specifically the one that guarded the Wall, killed countless individuals seeking freedom from Commie oppression. However many threads there are now about Communisium :p

The dicks at NASA who pushed the Challenger mission even though there was evidence of potential danger are assholes, no question about it. But they obviously aren't as dense as whoever pushed the Columbia mission as well. Twenty years pass and NASA still doesn't get it: if you send people up in faulty aircraft, they die.

I fucking hate hackers. Fucking hate all of them. They need to be neutered and spayed, and given the old "Johnny Got His Gun" treatment (no arms, no legs). Also, whoever invented spam, email viruses, and all pop-ups just needs to die.

I almost put Bush, but he never ordered thirteen guys to fly some planes into buildings full of people. Only one guy did that, and he's an asshole more than Bush.

Anyway, feel free to reply with your own "asshole" if my list does not suffice.

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that's tough--hitler or stalin. i'm going with hitler because of his plan to exterminate the jews. yes, stalin may be responsible for the deaths of more people, but hitler was so clinical and prepared when he focused on his targets. not to mention, i don't think stalin was really an international threat (despite being a national nightmare). hitler wanted to take over the world.

by the way, nathan bedford forrest founded the ku klux klan.

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Taboo # 7 wrote:

I don't recall the guy who founded the KKK, but he was a Confederate veteran in Tennessee around 1866 who really didn't get it that the war was over. He also didn't get it that murdering former slaves is just as wrong as having them as slaves in the first place.

Nathan Bedford Forrest.

Erm, not my pick, just the cunt who was the first grand Wizard.

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Michelle, a girl i work with

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Taboo # 7 wrote: Communisium

Is that the new high-tech people's metal?

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pumped full of drugs wrote: Michelle, a girl i work with

But in all of history?...well, women can be assholes too (Mary Queen of Scots, Marie Antionette, Katie Couric, etc). I guess I'm showing my chavinist side by not including a few females on the list...hmm, perhaps a "bitches of history"...nah, I've started too many threads lately. I need to go into hibernation :sleep:

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Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Taboo # 7 wrote: Communisium

Is that the new high-tech people's metal?

yeah. it's what the hammer and sickle are made of.

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Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Taboo # 7 wrote: Communisium

Is that the new high-tech people's metal?

I wasn't sure if it was that or "Communisim"..."Communisum"? :wtf:

Shet, Eye Kan'te Speel Wurth A Fark 2Nite :shrug:

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It's OK, Woodsy set us straight. :thumb:

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Taboo # 7 wrote:

pumped full of drugs wrote: Michelle, a girl i work with

But in all of history?...well, women can be assholes too (Mary Queen of Scots, Marie Antionette, Katie Couric, etc). I guess I'm showing my chavinist side by not including a few females on the list...hmm, perhaps a "bitches of history"...nah, I've started too many threads lately. I need to go into hibernation :sleep:

well, i'm pissed at her right now... and Richard nixon is looking pretty good now in hindsight

what about the Roman Emperors...? maybe Nero...

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got to be Hitler.

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pumped full of drugs wrote:

Taboo # 7 wrote:

pumped full of drugs wrote: Michelle, a girl i work with

But in all of history?...well, women can be assholes too (Mary Queen of Scots, Marie Antionette, Katie Couric, etc). I guess I'm showing my chavinist side by not including a few females on the list...hmm, perhaps a "bitches of history"...nah, I've started too many threads lately. I need to go into hibernation :sleep:

well, i'm pissed at her right now... and Richard nixon is looking pretty good now in hindsight

what about the Roman Emperors...? maybe Nero...

Nah, those fall under "Jackasses of History", along with:

Napoleon Dick Clark General George Pickett Mussolini David Copperfield (the magician, not the book) LBJ William Jennings Bryan Pat Robertson Comrade Shampanyov :p

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Comrade Shampanyov wrote: It's OK, Woodsy set us straight. :thumb:

КОММУНИЗМ.

(communism)

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Taboo # 7 wrote: Comrade Shampanyov

:brow: :skeptic:

:rofl:

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AgentWood wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: It's OK, Woodsy set us straight. :thumb:

КОММУНИЗМ.

(communism)

Perhaps it's time.....to invest in some Hooked-On-Phonics :toothless:

I learnt to spake gud den! :crazy:

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Ian Paisley.

Fanned the flames of the Troubles, then claimed it had nothing to do with him.

Here he is in smiley form:

:angry2:

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KKK geezer and Hitler joint 1st.

Bush wins for the 21st Century- just how many innocent civilians have died in Iraq because of him? Far more than would have died under Saddam (although he is pure evil) and far more than Osama has killed (again pure evil).

Bush is as bad as Osama in my eyes!

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geldof, bono & Elton John

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George "Anti-Christ Incarnate" W. Bush :banghead: :violent:

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W

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Hitler. No contest IMO.

Followed by my ex!

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Kathy Lee Gifford

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john kershaw wrote: geldof, bono & Elton John

That's a bit harsh on Elton John. Oh no it isn't. I've just heard his bit on the cover of Ever Fallen in Love.

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twist wrote: I always wanted to pentrate Kathy Lee's asshole:blush:

Can I nominate the above post as Best Way to Kill a Thread in 2005?

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DIGGY MIKE:abovelol:

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Robbie Williams

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Count Von Staufenberg for not shoving his briefcase up Hitlers arse and doing the job properly.

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lavrenti beria

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