Stupidest films you've seen
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hands down it was "Pootie Tang" i couldnt watch it for mor than 10 Minutes and have been mad at Chris Rock Ever Since
Manos: Hands of Fate just may very well surpass Plan 9 From Outer Space as 'Worst Film of All-Time'
Church of the KLF wrote: Two Moon Junction. Anyone ever seen this?
no but its sounds Increadibly Stupid, just from the Title
oh " Love Story" was a pretty Stupid Movie too
Cradle of Fear
The no-budget horror movie featuring Dani Filth of Cradle of Filth. 90 minutes of my life I will never get back. They should have called it Cradle of Crap!
frank smarra wrote:
Church of the KLF wrote: Two Moon Junction. Anyone ever seen this?
no but its sounds Increadibly Stupid, just from the Title
oh " Love Story" was a pretty Stupid Movie too
TWO MOON JUNCTION was so bad that I even lost interest in Sherilyn Fenn's body. Now THAT'S an accomplishment!
House of 1000 Corpses
John Carpenter's Vampires
Spaceballs (nevermind the revisionist theory that it's a "lost masterpiece", it should've stayed lost)
Hurlyburly
Legally Blonde
Every movie ever shown on "Lifetime" Television
i'm with bere on van helsing.
also: conspiracy theory malibu's most wanted a night in the life of jimmy reardon the league of extraordinary gentlemen battlefield earth caligula the avengers showgirls
Ronald Kirsch wrote: hey showgirls may have been stupid, but for some reason i could actually watch it.
hmmm...wonder why.... 
Church of the KLF wrote:
frank smarra wrote:
Church of the KLF wrote: Two Moon Junction. Anyone ever seen this?
no but its sounds Increadibly Stupid, just from the Title
oh " Love Story" was a pretty Stupid Movie too
TWO MOON JUNCTION was so bad that I even lost interest in Sherilyn Fenn's body. Now THAT'S an accomplishment!
Oh, that's why it sounds familiar. I remember seeing nude pics of her in that. Hmm...I've said too much.
twist wrote: Any film staring Tom Cruise.
WHATEVER!!!
ok his recent films are abit poor, but minortiy report, mission impossible,jerry maguire. The guy HAS done some pretty good stuff.
AgentWood wrote:
conspiracy theory
please leave all references to his lordship sir patrick stewart out of this!!
AgentWood wrote:
Ronald Kirsch wrote: hey showgirls may have been stupid, but for some reason i could actually watch it.
hmmm...wonder why....
I think it was the dancing.
For a film that won so many critics over, I thought Magnolia was cinema pretentiousness on a grand and increasingly tedious scale. I've seen better film on the back of teeth.
People actually walked away making Tom Cruise out to be some sort of great character actor and deserving of an Oscar. I think they were serious.
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Blah Blah Blah wrote: Napoleon Frigging Dynamite!!!
Bit close to home?
Thought it was gold.
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Church of the KLF wrote: Two Moon Junction. Anyone ever seen this?
The only things I can remember are the ponytailed cro-magnon who played the male lead and the fact that Sherilyn's rug didn't match the drapes.
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Church of the KLF wrote: Two Moon Junction. Anyone ever seen this?
JIM CAREY films, especially the Pet Ventura ones. started watchin the first one. turned it off after about 10 mins, and thought - what the fuck is goin on there. Carey isn't even funny imo.
don't even get me started on STEVE MARTIN's films. the fuckwit!
Church of the KLF wrote: Two Moon Junction. Anyone ever seen this?
daft film, but for Sherilyn Fenns wet pillow like tits in the shower. Whatever happened to that gorgeous babe anyway?
Taboo # 7 wrote: House of 1000 Corpses John Carpenter's Vampires Spaceballs (nevermind the revisionist theory that it's a "lost masterpiece", it should've stayed lost) Hurlyburly Legally Blonde Every movie ever shown on "Lifetime" Television
Oh yeah... How could I forget "House of 1000 corpses"? OK I certainly forgot it because I erased it totally from my memory.
"Vampires" and "Spaceballs" are OK for me.
And there's one movie with my favourite old boy David McCallum. I try to collect stuff he made for some years now. I found some hilarious bad stuff... The winner is a film called: "King Solomon's treasure" (bad bad bad)
If you ever plan a trash-film-night this should be the featured movie.
Now let's see....
Battlefield Earth (WANK) The Ninth Gate (WANK) The Astronaut's Wife (WANK) Lost Souls (WANK) Blair Witch 2 (WANK)
I actually liked Napoleon Dynamite! Everytime I'll hear "Canned Heat" by Jamiroquai,I'll always remember the dance!
the first Star Wars one with Jar Jar Binks.
loads of us went along to the Pictures in great anticipation. we filled the back row. after 10 mins or so, our kid (who's never even seen E.T by the way) walked out, shaking his head. when jar jar appeared and started talkin shit, i left too. we went the bowling alley, had a few games and a few beers, and then the rest of the mob came in to the bowling after the film. because of that jar jar experience, i didn't bother with the next two films.
depthcharge wrote:
Blah Blah Blah wrote: Napoleon Frigging Dynamite!!!
Bit close to home?
Thought it was gold.
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Me too. I actually think it's a beautiful movie and one of the best movies of the decade.
"Dude, where's my car?" is probably the stupidest movie I have ever seen.
BTW, The Matrix was an awesome movie, I can't believe Bere you put that on your list. I'm not saying 2 and 3 were the same level, but it's one of the few movies that blew me away in the last few years.
Spotnick wrote: "Dude, where's my car?" is probably the stupidest movie I have ever seen.
BTW, The Matrix was an awesome movie, I can't believe Bere you put that on your list. I'm not saying 2 and 3 were the same level, but it's one of the few movies that blew me away in the last few years.
The first Matrix was excellent(aside from Carrie-Anne Moss in leather) and the second wasn't bad, although not as good. Never saw the last because I heard that there wasn't enough of Trinity and Neo in it (and who cares about the characters introduced in the second one, anyway?).
I think some of the stupidest films I've had to sit through were "chic flicks." Especially those staring Julia Roberts. One summer, I think she had 2 of her movies in the theaters and I had to sit through both out of some sick punishment because I had my sister watch the Sixth Sense and the first Blair Witch Project. Quite frankly, I'd rather sit through a B-movie marathon or Friday the 13th marathon than watch 2 Julia Roberts movies.
john kershaw wrote:
Church of the KLF wrote: Two Moon Junction. Anyone ever seen this?
JIM CAREY films, especially the Pet Ventura ones. started watchin the first one. turned it off after about 10 mins, and thought - what the fuck is goin on there. Carey isn't even funny imo.
what about man on the moon, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind and the truman show? jim carrey was wonderful in those.
AgentWood wrote:
john kershaw wrote:
Church of the KLF wrote: Two Moon Junction. Anyone ever seen this?
JIM CAREY films, especially the Pet Ventura ones. started watchin the first one. turned it off after about 10 mins, and thought - what the fuck is goin on there. Carey isn't even funny imo.
what about man on the moon, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind and the truman show? jim carrey was wonderful in those.
really?? only eternal sunshine is worthwhile. Truman Show has to be the most annoying, and man on the moon was poorly done i thought.
Johnny wrote: Chjristopher,
Who?
Johnny wrote: would you please stop posting pics of turds!!
But it sums up Star Wars and Star Trek better than words ever could.
LE Roberts wrote: Is that a review of the latest Depeche album?
No that's a couple of threads down, I think.
LE Roberts wrote: What's that guy going to do with that thing? Throw it over his shoulder and burp it?
Let's hope not!!!
Spotnick wrote: "Dude, where's my car?" is probably the stupidest movie I have ever seen.
BTW, The Matrix was an awesome movie, I can't believe Bere you put that on your list. I'm not saying 2 and 3 were the same level, but it's one of the few movies that blew me away in the last few years.
No honest... Special effects alone do not make a good movie. The idea was nice, but there were a lot of movies before and after that were a lot better than "Matrix".
The Batman movie with George Clooney has irritated the hell out of me for a long time (couldn't be bothered to see it in the cinema, it's bad enough trying to get through 15 minutes of that when it's on TV)
Most Jim Carrey movies, the only two I care for are Eternal Sunshine and Man On The Moon, thought he did Andy quite well.
Most Adam Sandler movies, though Waterboy is a bit of a guilty pleasure, it's the others in the movie that I enjoy the most.
Garden State left me nonplussed at the end, didn't think it was particularly original or insightful.
i've seen a lot of stupid movies like glitter and honey. But, none more stoopid than...ok...i admit it, i rented 'gigli'!!! :barf: although, j lo was a looker!!!
[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote: The Batman movie with George Clooney has irritated the hell out of me for a long time (couldn't be bothered to see it in the cinema, it's bad enough trying to get through 15 minutes of that when it's on TV)
Most Jim Carrey movies, the only two I care for are Eternal Sunshine and Man On The Moon, thought he did Andy quite well.
Most Adam Sandler movies, though Waterboy is a bit of a guilty pleasure, it's the others in the movie that I enjoy the most.
Garden State left me nonplussed at the end, didn't think it was particularly original or insightful.
Aww,give Batman & Robin a wide berth! [white]WANK of the highest order[/white] How many times can you have them falling,POW,a safety Bat-cable,whoops we're falling,POW,another Bat-cable.And possibly the worst performance by both Arnie,Uma and George.
monty wrote:
[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote: The Batman movie with George Clooney has irritated the hell out of me for a long time (couldn't be bothered to see it in the cinema, it's bad enough trying to get through 15 minutes of that when it's on TV)
Most Jim Carrey movies, the only two I care for are Eternal Sunshine and Man On The Moon, thought he did Andy quite well.
Most Adam Sandler movies, though Waterboy is a bit of a guilty pleasure, it's the others in the movie that I enjoy the most.
Garden State left me nonplussed at the end, didn't think it was particularly original or insightful.
Aww,give Batman & Robin a wide berth! [white]WANK of the highest order[/white] How many times can you have them falling,POW,a safety Bat-cable,whoops we're falling,POW,another Bat-cable.And possibly the worst performance by both Arnie,Uma and George.
The only good part of that movie is the Smashing Pumpkins songs on the soundtrack.
Glass bottle- so bad, and I heart tony leung so much too!
Bridget Jones Diary 2- unspeakable.
Land of the Dead was pretty rancid, so was Spiderman 2, though we only saw that because Farenheight 9/11 was sold out at the time.
Bere wrote:
Spotnick wrote: "Dude, where's my car?" is probably the stupidest movie I have ever seen.
BTW, The Matrix was an awesome movie, I can't believe Bere you put that on your list. I'm not saying 2 and 3 were the same level, but it's one of the few movies that blew me away in the last few years.
No honest... Special effects alone do not make a good movie. The idea was nice, but there were a lot of movies before and after that were a lot better than "Matrix".
the matrix actually provides a good explanation of hinduism. a friend of mine who is a devout hindu brought this up, and i used it to simplify the idea of moksha to my students when i taught world religions.
Anything starring Burt Reynolds post-Smokey and The Bandit...
Come to think of it, include Burt Reynolds movies pre-Smokey and you've got just about the worst career in film history :p
monty wrote:
[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote: The Batman movie with George Clooney has irritated the hell out of me for a long time (couldn't be bothered to see it in the cinema, it's bad enough trying to get through 15 minutes of that when it's on TV)
Most Jim Carrey movies, the only two I care for are Eternal Sunshine and Man On The Moon, thought he did Andy quite well.
Most Adam Sandler movies, though Waterboy is a bit of a guilty pleasure, it's the others in the movie that I enjoy the most.
Garden State left me nonplussed at the end, didn't think it was particularly original or insightful.
Aww,give Batman & Robin a wide berth! [white]WANK of the highest order[/white] How many times can you have them falling,POW,a safety Bat-cable,whoops we're falling,POW,another Bat-cable.And possibly the worst performance by both Arnie,Uma and George.
Well, when you put it that way........
AgentWood wrote:
john kershaw wrote:
Church of the KLF wrote: Two Moon Junction. Anyone ever seen this?
JIM CAREY films, especially the Pet Ventura ones. started watchin the first one. turned it off after about 10 mins, and thought - what the fuck is goin on there. Carey isn't even funny imo.
what about man on the moon, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind and the truman show? jim carrey was wonderful in those.
don't like Carey AT ALL. but i stuck with Cable Guy longer thab i have with any of his others.
Anything starring Ashley Judd is just about guarenteed to suck the life out of you while you watch it. Anytime she's on a talk show like Conan, I have to turn it because I fear that she's reaching out through the television screen and slowly robbing me of my soul 
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That, and she is a terrible actress 
Taboo # 7 wrote: Anything starring Ashley Judd is just about guarenteed to suck the life out of you while you watch it. Anytime she's on a talk show like Conan, I have to turn it because I fear that she's reaching out through the television screen and slowly robbing me of my soul
That, and she is a terrible actress
Judd was in Michael Mann's Heat, a fine film.
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depthcharge wrote:
Taboo # 7 wrote: Anything starring Ashley Judd is just about guarenteed to suck the life out of you while you watch it. Anytime she's on a talk show like Conan, I have to turn it because I fear that she's reaching out through the television screen and slowly robbing me of my soul
That, and she is a terrible actress
Judd was in Michael Mann's Heat, a fine film.
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Yes, but she was horrible in it :p
She's an attractive woman and a decent actress, don't get me wrong. But anytime I see her on screen, I suddenly lose energy and can't move. Bit like Malcolm McDowell in the famous movie theater scene in "Clockwork Orange" 
If terrorists were shown one of her films, they'd lose the energy to even think about blowing up a bus or taking out an American patrol. They'd be questioning whether there is a God who would allow such a succubus on the earth 
Taboo # 7 wrote:
depthcharge wrote:
Taboo # 7 wrote: Anything starring Ashley Judd is just about guarenteed to suck the life out of you while you watch it. Anytime she's on a talk show like Conan, I have to turn it because I fear that she's reaching out through the television screen and slowly robbing me of my soul
That, and she is a terrible actress
Judd was in Michael Mann's Heat, a fine film.
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Yes, but she was horrible in it :p
She's an attractive woman and a decent actress, don't get me wrong. But anytime I see her on screen, I suddenly lose energy and can't move. Bit like Malcolm McDowell in the famous movie theater scene in "Clockwork Orange"
If terrorists were shown one of her films, they'd lose the energy to even think about blowing up a bus or taking out an American patrol. They'd be questioning whether there is a God who would allow such a succubus on the earth
"..she is a terrible actress."
"She's an attractive woman and a decent actress.."
If we keep going, you'll have her winning an Oscar by the end of the page.
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depthcharge wrote:
Taboo # 7 wrote:
depthcharge wrote:
Taboo # 7 wrote: Anything starring Ashley Judd is just about guarenteed to suck the life out of you while you watch it. Anytime she's on a talk show like Conan, I have to turn it because I fear that she's reaching out through the television screen and slowly robbing me of my soul
That, and she is a terrible actress
Judd was in Michael Mann's Heat, a fine film.
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Yes, but she was horrible in it :p
She's an attractive woman and a decent actress, don't get me wrong. But anytime I see her on screen, I suddenly lose energy and can't move. Bit like Malcolm McDowell in the famous movie theater scene in "Clockwork Orange"
If terrorists were shown one of her films, they'd lose the energy to even think about blowing up a bus or taking out an American patrol. They'd be questioning whether there is a God who would allow such a succubus on the earth
"..she is a terrible actress."
"She's an attractive woman and a decent actress.."
If we keep going, you'll have her winning an Oscar by the end of the page.
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Resistance is futile....she should have won an Oscar for that movie where she was falsly accused of killing her husband! How could the academy ignore her performance?
See what you've made me do...the Dark Side has won
(speaking of stupid movies, anyone going to go rent/buy Episode III today? :p )
Hannett of the Apes wrote: Land of the Dead was pretty rancid, so was Spiderman 2, though we only saw that because Farenheight 9/11 was sold out at the time.
Sounds like you got lucky.
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This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote:
monty wrote:
[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote: The Batman movie with George Clooney has irritated the hell out of me for a long time (couldn't be bothered to see it in the cinema, it's bad enough trying to get through 15 minutes of that when it's on TV)
Most Jim Carrey movies, the only two I care for are Eternal Sunshine and Man On The Moon, thought he did Andy quite well.
Most Adam Sandler movies, though Waterboy is a bit of a guilty pleasure, it's the others in the movie that I enjoy the most.
Garden State left me nonplussed at the end, didn't think it was particularly original or insightful.
Aww,give Batman & Robin a wide berth! [white]WANK of the highest order[/white] How many times can you have them falling,POW,a safety Bat-cable,whoops we're falling,POW,another Bat-cable.And possibly the worst performance by both Arnie,Uma and George.
The only good part of that movie is the Smashing Pumpkins songs on the soundtrack.
I missed that! I like the Pumpkins,mind you I'd probably Fcuked off by then!!
that humongous turd called SPEED with reeves and bullock,what a bag of shite that was.
the list of daftness in this film is endless,its a long time since i watched it but i do remember the police turning up with a skate board on a rope to get under the bus as it was travelling at 50mph
,when u consider they tie up a motorway for fuckin hours just for a minor crash???? wel u do the math eh.
then the bus is at an airport and the line "there is no diesel for 50 miles " comes over the radio???
they are at a fuckin airport for christs sake what else do the vehicles run on??
ill give up now before i have a thrombo.
Yeah, like, "Happy Gilmore". Imagine that there was a connection between Ice Hockey and Golf!
