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I regret to have watched the following: Van Helsing Independence Day Matrix

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Napoleon Frigging Dynamite!!!

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rrrRRRR!

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twist wrote: Any film staring Tom Cruise.

Oh yeah I forgot that...

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hands down it was "Pootie Tang" i couldnt watch it for mor than 10 Minutes and have been mad at Chris Rock Ever Since

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Manos: Hands of Fate just may very well surpass Plan 9 From Outer Space as 'Worst Film of All-Time'

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Yentl, all 8 times.

Did I really mean to post that?

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i'm Going To Get You Sucker,stupid and a good film,i bought it not that long ago on DVD.

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Two Moon Junction. Anyone ever seen this?

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Church of the KLF wrote: Two Moon Junction. Anyone ever seen this?

no but its sounds Increadibly Stupid, just from the Title:laugh:

oh " Love Story" was a pretty Stupid Movie too

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American pie

:nuts:

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Cradle of Fear

The no-budget horror movie featuring Dani Filth of Cradle of Filth. 90 minutes of my life I will never get back. They should have called it Cradle of Crap!

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frank smarra wrote:

Church of the KLF wrote: Two Moon Junction. Anyone ever seen this?

no but its sounds Increadibly Stupid, just from the Title:laugh:

oh " Love Story" was a pretty Stupid Movie too

TWO MOON JUNCTION was so bad that I even lost interest in Sherilyn Fenn's body. Now THAT'S an accomplishment!:uhoh:

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House of 1000 Corpses John Carpenter's Vampires Spaceballs (nevermind the revisionist theory that it's a "lost masterpiece", it should've stayed lost) Hurlyburly Legally Blonde Every movie ever shown on "Lifetime" Television :nonono:

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adam sandler. need i say more.

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Anything with Pauly Shore in it.

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i'm with bere on van helsing.

also: conspiracy theory malibu's most wanted a night in the life of jimmy reardon the league of extraordinary gentlemen battlefield earth caligula the avengers showgirls

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hey showgirls may have been stupid, but for some reason i could actually watch it.

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Ronald Kirsch wrote: hey showgirls may have been stupid, but for some reason i could actually watch it.

hmmm...wonder why.... :evil4:

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Church of the KLF wrote:

frank smarra wrote:

Church of the KLF wrote: Two Moon Junction. Anyone ever seen this?

no but its sounds Increadibly Stupid, just from the Title:laugh:

oh " Love Story" was a pretty Stupid Movie too

TWO MOON JUNCTION was so bad that I even lost interest in Sherilyn Fenn's body. Now THAT'S an accomplishment!:uhoh:

Oh, that's why it sounds familiar. I remember seeing nude pics of her in that. Hmm...I've said too much.

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The third Austin Powers film (Goldmember). There was really no need for that, seriously :nonono:

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twist wrote: Any film staring Tom Cruise.

WHATEVER!!!

ok his recent films are abit poor, but minortiy report, mission impossible,jerry maguire. The guy HAS done some pretty good stuff.

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AgentWood wrote:

conspiracy theory

please leave all references to his lordship sir patrick stewart out of this!!:nono:

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AgentWood wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote: hey showgirls may have been stupid, but for some reason i could actually watch it.

hmmm...wonder why.... :evil4:

I think it was the dancing. :evil4:

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For a film that won so many critics over, I thought Magnolia was cinema pretentiousness on a grand and increasingly tedious scale. I've seen better film on the back of teeth.

People actually walked away making Tom Cruise out to be some sort of great character actor and deserving of an Oscar. I think they were serious.

:\pimp3:

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Blah Blah Blah wrote: Napoleon Frigging Dynamite!!!

Bit close to home?

Thought it was gold.

:\pimp3:

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Church of the KLF wrote: Two Moon Junction. Anyone ever seen this?

The only things I can remember are the ponytailed cro-magnon who played the male lead and the fact that Sherilyn's rug didn't match the drapes.

:\pimp3:

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Church of the KLF wrote: Two Moon Junction. Anyone ever seen this?

JIM CAREY films, especially the Pet Ventura ones. started watchin the first one. turned it off after about 10 mins, and thought - what the fuck is goin on there. Carey isn't even funny imo.

don't even get me started on STEVE MARTIN's films. the fuckwit!

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Church of the KLF wrote: Two Moon Junction. Anyone ever seen this?

daft film, but for Sherilyn Fenns wet pillow like tits in the shower. Whatever happened to that gorgeous babe anyway?

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