Stupidest films you've seen

AgentWood wrote:

john kershaw wrote:

Church of the KLF wrote: Two Moon Junction. Anyone ever seen this?

JIM CAREY films, especially the Pet Ventura ones. started watchin the first one. turned it off after about 10 mins, and thought - what the fuck is goin on there. Carey isn't even funny imo.

what about man on the moon, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind and the truman show? jim carrey was wonderful in those.

don't like Carey AT ALL. but i stuck with Cable Guy longer thab i have with any of his others.

Anything starring Ashley Judd is just about guarenteed to suck the life out of you while you watch it. Anytime she's on a talk show like Conan, I have to turn it because I fear that she's reaching out through the television screen and slowly robbing me of my soul :dead:

That, and she is a terrible actress

Taboo # 7 wrote: Anything starring Ashley Judd is just about guarenteed to suck the life out of you while you watch it. Anytime she's on a talk show like Conan, I have to turn it because I fear that she's reaching out through the television screen and slowly robbing me of my soul :dead:

That, and she is a terrible actress

Judd was in Michael Mann's Heat, a fine film.

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depthcharge wrote:

Taboo # 7 wrote: Anything starring Ashley Judd is just about guarenteed to suck the life out of you while you watch it. Anytime she's on a talk show like Conan, I have to turn it because I fear that she's reaching out through the television screen and slowly robbing me of my soul :dead:

That, and she is a terrible actress

Judd was in Michael Mann's Heat, a fine film.

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Yes, but she was horrible in it :p

She's an attractive woman and a decent actress, don't get me wrong. But anytime I see her on screen, I suddenly lose energy and can't move. Bit like Malcolm McDowell in the famous movie theater scene in "Clockwork Orange"

If terrorists were shown one of her films, they'd lose the energy to even think about blowing up a bus or taking out an American patrol. They'd be questioning whether there is a God who would allow such a succubus on the earth

Taboo # 7 wrote:

depthcharge wrote:

Taboo # 7 wrote: Anything starring Ashley Judd is just about guarenteed to suck the life out of you while you watch it. Anytime she's on a talk show like Conan, I have to turn it because I fear that she's reaching out through the television screen and slowly robbing me of my soul :dead:

That, and she is a terrible actress

Judd was in Michael Mann's Heat, a fine film.

:\pimp3:

Yes, but she was horrible in it :p

She's an attractive woman and a decent actress, don't get me wrong. But anytime I see her on screen, I suddenly lose energy and can't move. Bit like Malcolm McDowell in the famous movie theater scene in "Clockwork Orange"

If terrorists were shown one of her films, they'd lose the energy to even think about blowing up a bus or taking out an American patrol. They'd be questioning whether there is a God who would allow such a succubus on the earth

"..she is a terrible actress."

"She's an attractive woman and a decent actress.."

If we keep going, you'll have her winning an Oscar by the end of the page.

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depthcharge wrote:

Taboo # 7 wrote:

depthcharge wrote:

Taboo # 7 wrote: Anything starring Ashley Judd is just about guarenteed to suck the life out of you while you watch it. Anytime she's on a talk show like Conan, I have to turn it because I fear that she's reaching out through the television screen and slowly robbing me of my soul :dead:

That, and she is a terrible actress

Judd was in Michael Mann's Heat, a fine film.

:\pimp3:

Yes, but she was horrible in it :p

She's an attractive woman and a decent actress, don't get me wrong. But anytime I see her on screen, I suddenly lose energy and can't move. Bit like Malcolm McDowell in the famous movie theater scene in "Clockwork Orange"

If terrorists were shown one of her films, they'd lose the energy to even think about blowing up a bus or taking out an American patrol. They'd be questioning whether there is a God who would allow such a succubus on the earth

"..she is a terrible actress."

"She's an attractive woman and a decent actress.."

If we keep going, you'll have her winning an Oscar by the end of the page.

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Resistance is futile....she should have won an Oscar for that movie where she was falsly accused of killing her husband! How could the academy ignore her performance?

See what you've made me do...the Dark Side has won

(speaking of stupid movies, anyone going to go rent/buy Episode III today? :p )

Heh heh.

Episode III's in the mail, about 12 parsecs away.

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Hannett of the Apes wrote: Land of the Dead was pretty rancid, so was Spiderman 2, though we only saw that because Farenheight 9/11 was sold out at the time.

Sounds like you got lucky.

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This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote:

monty wrote:

[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote: The Batman movie with George Clooney has irritated the hell out of me for a long time (couldn't be bothered to see it in the cinema, it's bad enough trying to get through 15 minutes of that when it's on TV)

Most Jim Carrey movies, the only two I care for are Eternal Sunshine and Man On The Moon, thought he did Andy quite well.

Most Adam Sandler movies, though Waterboy is a bit of a guilty pleasure, it's the others in the movie that I enjoy the most.

Garden State left me nonplussed at the end, didn't think it was particularly original or insightful.

Aww,give Batman & Robin a wide berth! [white]WANK of the highest order[/white] How many times can you have them falling,POW,a safety Bat-cable,whoops we're falling,POW,another Bat-cable.And possibly the worst performance by both Arnie,Uma and George.

The only good part of that movie is the Smashing Pumpkins songs on the soundtrack.

I missed that! I like the Pumpkins,mind you I'd probably Fcuked off by then!!

that humongous turd called SPEED with reeves and bullock,what a bag of shite that was. the list of daftness in this film is endless,its a long time since i watched it but i do remember the police turning up with a skate board on a rope to get under the bus as it was travelling at 50mph ,when u consider they tie up a motorway for fuckin hours just for a minor crash???? wel u do the math eh. then the bus is at an airport and the line "there is no diesel for 50 miles " comes over the radio??? they are at a fuckin airport for christs sake what else do the vehicles run on?? ill give up now before i have a thrombo.

Yeah, like, "Happy Gilmore". Imagine that there was a connection between Ice Hockey and Golf!

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