TALK NEW YEAR BOLLOCKS
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First bollocks post:
Luton Town to beat Liverpool in the third round of the FA Cup...
Oops - the missus will kill me for saying that...!
BIGINOIL wrote: But at least one person here will defend you against her.
Ahhh sport
kerclick....."PULL!"
BIGINOIL wrote: Why would a professional CAT RIMMER get sacked for doing that?
Feline anal encrouchment is sadly going the way of the slide tackle in the modern game..Bosses have no option but to give a straight Red within the laws of the rim.....
I had spinach for dinner tonight. Will shit green tomorrow. Just thought you'd like to know.
digital mike binoche wrote: Well Hello Sailor
Seaman Stains reporting for duty CAPTAIN MikeUnwashed
digital mike binoche wrote: Now that is Bollocks, good cyre for insomnia though :)
Someone should tell Steve Campbell...
On a separate note of bollocks; The bottoms of all my breakfast bananas were rotten today.
since I am unclear as to the precise deliniation twixed breakfast and standard bananas, I feel ill prepaed to adequately respond to the above bout of bollox.
Howver, snooker doesn't work on me nothing does BUT, I DID sleep last night, that will mean that even if it all goes wrong again, I'll be able to actually put up with it til at least Sunday :)
digital mike binoche wrote: Drinking Stella, Having a Curry and watching New Order
So this is REAL LIFE -that is what MAGAZINE once asked.Have a great night then MIKE.I am MOVING my DVDs and CDs around in PLANET ROCKET.Then i am having BEANS on TOAST,listening to NEW ORDER and drinking CARLING.Saturday i am on the piss and SUNDAY will take care of itself.Sometimes i even BORE myself.
WON'T GET FOOLED AGAIN 
My names Mike, Digital Mike - Stella - Bottle not Can !
My names MICK,Rocket Mick -TAKEAWAY not take off.
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The crux of the problem, Diggy me old china, is that you talk such unmitigated bollox with such alacritous aplomb, that the rest of us are left, dazed, dazzled ad indeed quite ill prepared to follow such a fine act.
This thread is the WORST THREAD IN THE WORLD.........EVER.Apart from 43 TESCO threads and one about WORKING IN A WIGAN CASINO!
Rocket Mick wrote: This thread is the WORST THREAD IN THE WORLD.........EVER.Apart from 43 TESCO threads and one about WORKING IN A WIGAN CASINO!
whats someone from wigan's idea of a balanced diet?
a pie in each hand 
Wino wrote: I've been with Barristers all night. Very nice decent sort of people don't you think?
that depends, Do you still get a fiver for their heads at the post office?
( I hope you weren't working for them)
Steve Campbell wrote:
Wino wrote: I've been with Barristers all night. Very nice decent sort of people don't you think?
that depends, Do you still get a fiver for their heads at the post office?
( I hope you weren't working for them)
Well, sort of working for them!
No, they were defending me in the case of stalking. No, I cooked for them actually, a very nice civil evening was had by all.........
Wino wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote:
Wino wrote: I've been with Barristers all night. Very nice decent sort of people don't you think?
that depends, Do you still get a fiver for their heads at the post office?
( I hope you weren't working for them)
Well, sort of working for them!
No, they were defending me in the case of stalking. No, I cooked for them actually, a very nice civil evening was had by all.........
Where you called to the BAR?
