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digital mike binoche wrote: lol nice one Steve, but do u know the true identity of santa ?
I'm guessing Alan Wise, he can't make a living doing 40 seconds of work for NO 3 times a year.
CLASSIC!
The Channel Four presenter has just introduced a film about the First World War by warning "this contains scenes of violence".
digital mike binoche wrote: I got 2 x Lindemans for £9.00 at Tesco
They saw you coming - I got 3 for £10.00!
BIGINOIL wrote: CLASSIC!
The Channel Four presenter has just introduced a film about the First World War by warning "this contains scenes of violence".
WANTED: Handbasket, heatproof. Must be in good condition, and able to hold entire Human race and/or planet.
digital mike binoche wrote: My son is well pissed off
Did you hear about the fly on the toilet seat?
Wino wrote:
digital mike binoche wrote: I got 2 x Lindemans for £9.00 at Tesco
They saw you coming - I got 3 for £10.00!
No, they CHARGED him a tenner for 3, but he loves Tesco so much he made a donation, in the hope they'd stay open on christmas day.
He might love Tesco; I do; I've got a bottle of Pouilly Fuisse awaiting opening............ nice vintage too - Mike?
Single, Double or clotted? Oh, then there's whipping... mind you, it does take a bit of sugar to get the peaks!
<--- I really like this smiley. Sometimes I find myself doing that UH OH thing with my eyes in my real life. Must look a right twat.
NObabe wrote:
No it's fine; as long as it's not connected to my cream comment? - cos you know, single is always the best bet!
So you're thinking natural remedies then? Dirty Sod, ugh! Natural yoghurty stuff; good germs and all that? Crap.
Steve Campbell wrote: Hey Maya.... There's no pot plant in your pot plant plant pot
<- NOT that I'm able to do such a thing with my mouth when offline, don't get too excited 
NObabe wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote: Hey Maya.... There's no pot plant in your pot plant plant pot
If you could do that with your actual mouth I'd have you rounded up and shot for being Jade fuckin Goodie (goody?)(chav?)
She'll be prime minister at the rate our Govt is being taken over by the lowest form of life [1](media studies students).
[1] more accurately, the lowest form of *Human* life, we can't be coutning, drummers, roadfilth, bassplayers, guit.....the entire music industry from the musicians, right down through the caterers (bless them) roadfilth, toilet scrubbers, bouncers and pit gorrillas, all the way past the weird guy who's so into the band you have to chase him away from licking the wedge monitors in search of sweat...Right down through the ninth level of hell where the A+R men writhe in their own smugness, down even to the lowest creature in the business, the label lawyer. None of these can be included, all being, as they are, subhuman.
( I just checked, and that list of "the order of things" is almost identical to the one Chris Owens posted here a while ago from the sisters' site. Since mine came from the heart, i must offer my life to the Gods for agreeing with the twat Andrew Elderberry about something.
digital mike binoche wrote: Sorry Steve, it's Francis Wilson from sky news
How do I tell my kids,Santa is really a smug boring twat?:( it'll shatter their dreams:(
MIKE will be a little late tonight as he cannot park his car at TESCO due to a famous person visiting the store!
digital mike binoche wrote: Did see her but didn't get an autograph
was it jane horrocks with that daft old mum of her's ?
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Steve Campbell wrote: Mrs Owens, chris is doing that thing with the cat and his keyboard again!!!!
How would you be aware of the effects of this?
