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I was thinking some posts can upset people. So to avoid this in future, I have created a thread called TALK BOLLOCKS. Here the insane can post to thier heatrs content.
All I ask is if you don't like talking bollocks don't read the threads and don't moan.
This thread is for Talking Bollocks.
Plans for the thread include;
Caption Competitions Record Collection reading's The answer is Blue Monday Whats your vegetable? where do you shop?
Other contributions welcome
Regards
DMB
Well I've subscribed, I mean if there's offensive and insane going about, I want a bit of that.
Shame you didn;t mean "talk bollox" like "talk shit", I thought I was finally being given explicit license to describe the state of the war in me gonks.
NObabe wrote: Watermelon is vegetable so fuck you if you think I'm bullshiting!!!!!
And tomatoes are fruit, you wanna make something of this bitch?
:D
I LOVE work. I am GREAT with women. And i come here to see if UNCLE LIAM really did think that LOST has been found!
well i was wondering.
if i was in my car and traveling at the speed of light(at night) and put my headlights on,would anything happen??.
sign me up , seems the sorta thing I'd be up fer .
The fathom thread has been mentioned once already tonight , which upset and enthralled in equal measure and in indeed moved from ' what is the collective height of NO in fathoms ? ' to can an American rutebega veg be used as a unit of height and if so ' what is the collective height of NO in rutebegas ? '
incidentaly DigiMiK , if NO had a Stacia back in the day, would the NME have been so fawning in those pc times ? In short would a pair of 38dd's scuppered the whole Hall of Fame , living legends etc ?
Steve Campbell wrote:
NObabe wrote: Watermelon is vegetable so fuck you if you think I'm bullshiting!!!!!
And tomatoes are fruit, you wanna make something of this bitch?
:D
ARE NOT!! Serious about watermelon though. I was taught that in school for fuck sake and we used to learn a lot of crap there. You might want to google it just a little bit as it grooves, oops. 
digital mike binoche wrote: Welcome aboard fellow nutters
GaryMac signin on the good ship Venus , the figurehead's a whore in bed .....
sorry friggin in the riggin sashayed into me thoughts .
Master Bates and Roger the cabin boy , they missin this trip DM ?
Rocket Mick wrote: IS GARYMAC on THE CREST OF A SLUMP?
Garymac's reinvigorated after his sabbatical at the Priory , Kate Mousse sends the ROCKET hugs and a styrofoam cup with the faintest trace of her crimson lipstick .... dont ebay it ROCKET !
CHORLEY DONT SURF
digital mike binoche wrote: I am thinking of doing a monthly newsletter
BOLLOCK BRAIN
and, er why i am i in trouble ?
The TRAIN crash you caused wearing that SHIRT at Piccadilly.
MIKE-having a GOOD RUN OF BAD LUCK!
mike powell wrote: well i was wondering. if i was in my car and traveling at the speed of light(at night) and put my headlights on,would anything happen??.
You'd miss your exit for sure :)
As long as we're talking bollox,
Mark King from Level 42 is a much better bassplayer than Hooky, and much cooler and much less gay looking with his bass mounted nice and high like a real man's should be.
i asked this one on the talk shite thread a while ago but i'll say it again.
why do people spend something like a grand on a fancy coutch and then buy a throw to put over it ?
spend about £1,000 then hide it under a fucking blanket like they are fucking ashamed of the thing !!! 
bansheeman wrote: i asked this one on the talk shite thread a while ago but i'll say it again. why do people spend something like a grand on a fancy coutch and then buy a throw to put over it ? spend about £1,000 then hide it under a fucking blanket like they are fucking ashamed of the thing !!!
I was ONLY hiding it from the DFS security staff.
ive always thought sunita off coronation st looks just like an anteater with that konk
sunita the fucking anteater i call her 
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