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Bet Depeche wear em

Barney Army wrote: those little net bags you get with washing powder tablets make great vests for gay mice.

How exactly do you know that, and I mean exactly?

Barney Army wrote: those little net bags you get with washing powder tablets make great vests for gay mice.

Only if you use OMO!:D

Back's to the wall at Depeche gigs lol

Barney Army wrote: those little net bags you get with washing powder tablets make great vests for gay mice.

if you dye the net black you can make a goth mouse.

Welcome back Christy !

digital mike binoche wrote: Welcome back Christy !

And your front is pretty welcoming too!

digital mike binoche wrote: Welcome back Christy !

i'll only return for good if you buy me a very expensive dyson.

HAPPY 8000 MIKE

Here y'go you NO freaks - work this one out:

Well I don't like the work, but true, I need the money My life is like a joke, but to me it isn't funny People all around telling me what to do And all I wanna do is stay home with you.............

Day after day becomes more of a grind

Sorry - the computer threw a weird one..........

so,

Bills pile up moneys harder to find Trying to get ahead, getting further behind If I dont give it up gonna lose my mind Wish I was on an island in the sun.,..... then I wouldn't have to worry how to get things done....

Who wrote it? Who sang it? Who cares?

I hereby proclaim this thread as..

I HAVE 50 JOY DIVISION'S CONCERTS!!

Plz to excuse my engrish

Cheers Chris ya bastard, I've to eat after seein those ! :)

Is that FAT BOB

Christopher Owens wrote:

Or is it comebacking heavy-weight boxer Prince Nasseem Hamed Burger king...disguised as a christian Drag Artist,as the fight with Ricky Hatton offer comes in.Prince Naz,armed with an excuse of "I will never fight a fellow christian,but I reserve the right to have a paint brush beard, and 12 double whoppers with cheese, fries and all the trimmings"While cashing in with publicity, getting the recently vacated Rimmel model contract in the satchel here,at the expense of his dignity

ChrissMari wrote: I HAVE 50 JOY DIVISION'S CONCERTS!!

Plz to excuse my engrish

What is it about magenta that makes your eyes want to bleed...? Must be the hyperthermic qualities of photons at the excitable extreme of the UV spectrum...

Wheres my chip and pin gone?

I was thinking the same

Getting Away With It?

I can get 400 extra Tesco clubcard points if I spend more than £30 on DVDs, but only 50 points for spending more than £2 on deodourants or 'body sprays'.

You need to get a dvd about Deoderants then !

There's a DVD film out about all those smelly 70's punks, maybe that's one to go for... Maybe Nirvana, the smelly grungists will also have something out... and perhaps I could get a Michael Palin DVD; all that travelling must have made him niffy. Add in a couple of vaseline BO cream roll ons and bingo 450 point heaven!

Thank goodness it is nearly FRIDAY! Anything exciting happening your way? DENTIST for me.Then i am going to go XMAS shoplifting.Hope it snows soon aswell.I just love seeing where i have PISSED.Do you think it will be lonely this XMAS? Well at least i will get a few days off work.Then i am RETIRING again for the deep winter. GREAT when you're STRAIGHT

Pissing in the snow is ace

Snow

Barney Army wrote: Pissing in the snow is ace

Snow

Huh? Photoshop surely?

nope.

Here's your chance to piss like a bloke Maya

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