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in an not entirely unrelated matter. channel 10 has cancelled aerobics oz style. which means that my morning tv will be either today (aus), or sunrise. ah crap.

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Once again, Hacienda has found the choicest bird

The blonde stunner near the top of this thread is BBC London's Emily Maitliss. Not only is she a corker but she's incredibly bright, speaking fluent Cantonese as she lived and worked in Hong Kong before coming to the capital. She's on our local news most days but...

She can't hold a candle to my favourite: Gillian Joseph.

This was taken a few years ago, I'd say, but she's a real stunner and very intelligent too. She's a married mum of two and lives south of the Thames...near me (sort of)! She hasn't been on-screen for a while which is a real shame, although I can't always concentrate on what she's saying during a broadcast because I'm just tripping on her beauty. Yes, I would very much...

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BIGINOIL wrote:

patrick stewart appreciation society wrote: Why has no one mentioned natasha kaplinkski?

'cos she's a lezza.

and a moose.

check out the whopping big bags under her eyes, covered up partially by shit loads of warpaint. she's on the gear i'd say.

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john kershaw wrote:

BIGINOIL wrote:

patrick stewart appreciation society wrote: Why has no one mentioned natasha kaplinkski?

'cos she's a lezza.

and a moose.

check out the whopping big bags under her eyes, covered up partially by shit loads of warpaint. she's on the gear i'd say.

Yay, men who actually aren't that keen on Miss "I'm so up my arse its untrue" Kaplinsky.

I could do her job easy. Although my Bowton accent may mean an interpreter. It's a strong accent tha knows.

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tell me about it.

there's a boreelton brass, sorry lass sitting diagnoly (sp?) behind me. season ticket missing in action she is. she misses more games than Dioufy. can't understand a frikkin word she says half the time. tries to do a scouse accent, but ends up saying "Awrite" in a brummy accent.

(boss arse though incidentally) :p

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john kershaw wrote: tell me about it.

there's a boreelton brass, sorry lass sitting diagnoly (sp?) behind me. season ticket missing in action she is. she misses more games than Dioufy. can't understand a frikkin word she says half the time. tries to do a scouse accent, but ends up saying "Awrite" in a brummy accent.

(boss arse though incidentally) :p

All Bolton girls have good arses! Pinch it next time you see her, go on, i dare you! She might kick fook outta ya but at least you'll have had a grope.

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Should Anna Ford retire right now?

I gather she's offski from the Beeb soon as she must be about ninety but, up against the spring chickens with their firm chests and tight faces, she looks well ropey these days. Check the scraggy neck and the hairstyle that hasn't changed in about thirty years. Not a good look.

Ps Some channels have two newsreaders sitting very close together. Do you think they errmmm...touch each other under the desks live on air for that extra adrenaline rush?

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Chemical wrote: Should Anna Ford retire right now?

I gather she's offski from the Beeb soon as she must be about ninety but, up against the spring chickens with their firm chests and tight faces, she looks well ropey these days. Check the scraggy neck and the hairstyle that hasn't changed in about thirty years. Not a good look.

Ps Some channels have two newsreaders sitting very close together. Do you think they errmmm...touch each other under the desks live on air for that extra adrenaline rush?

Ha ha, you're wrong wrong wrong. But i will definitely enjoy watching the news more now, looking for signs!

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Very nice! Melissa seems happy in her work .Which is important.

I still prefer Fiona Bruce though.

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Never watch news. It's all lies and propaganda.

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If you never watch it how do you know?

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Anderson Cooper

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