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NObabe wrote: Rupa je rupa!!
Get out Maya, I'm waiting for someone!
Oh alright then - you'll do!
well Maya's taken (she aint protested BIG's wonderful proposal, you old romantic rogue you) and the rest of us on this thread seem to be big hairy blokes. So i'd say we're either gonna have to radically rethink our lives, or this is a non starter.
Assuming there are any ladies arond... I'm Steve, 34 My star sign is: I kill people who believe in astrology. I have a psuedo-girlfriend already; think of her as a best friend who's got no interest at all in men she actually fancies, she hangs out with me, or no one, I may not be getting any, but the company's awesome. But I'm allowed, in fact encouraged, to go play with other girls too (how sick does that sound????). Personally I feel this is merely a female logic ploy which works like this: She's nuts about me but doesn't fancy me one dot. If she says I can go off and do what I like, she knows that it aint gonna happen cos other chicks wont go for me any more than she does in a physical way, BUT in doing so, she pre-empts me ever being a wanker if she phones me up to tell what she did to some poor bastard last night (and she actually DID once!). Funny sort of relationship really.
Anyway, now you know chicks, I'm on the market for hire at least. Actually to be honest if I started telling her "I met this girl", she'd proabably start briefing me on how not to be a fucktard bloke and wish me luck :)
my interests include stoat baiting rabbit buggering puppy strangling baby boiling being George W. Bush at weekends and holidays running over kittens quite slowly so they live a while (it's an art) I have a 4mm penis with 3 inch genital warts my breath smells of rotting mackerel I wear socks til they fall off through decomposition and then allow their corpses to pile up in my woman's bedroom Boxers are cheaper than cleanex Oh, and love me, love my 3000 strong leech circus.
So, girls..... Let's fuck?
(as I read that back to myself, I wonder what it says about y pschological condition that I could be honest about Leanne and the fact that we are just cosmic twins but no touchy.....but couldn't keep a straight keyboard when it came to actually saying "hey chicks, steve's cool") Sigmund, what ya think mate
Your a real catch for some lucky lass.. mackerel breath sends em weak..and Sigmund will see you on his couch now Steve..
Good night
My name is Trevor, I'm a direct descendant of the Hohenzolleran line from Germany, and wouldn't you know I'm loaded from my uncle Rudolph's investments in Eastern Europe? 
Well, you never said we had to be honest...
Money, good plan, always a good plan.
Women always say "sens eof humour is the most imprtant thing"
which is why all those rich, well hung and astonishingly stupd people on TV have babes hanging on every limb.
I'm funny, aren't I, people here laught at me.....women here laugh at me... I was TWENTY SODDING SIX WHEN I GOT LAID!!!!!!! all lies I tell ya. 3 truth of nature water is wet the sky is blue chicks lie
:)
(there that should make even ones that liked the idea of mackerel breath dislike me now)
not that i'm necessarily looking for someone new.
I have a good personality. A fine if sometimes a bit sarcastic sense of humour. I am interested in current affairs history etc. I enjoy a drink. i enjoy long walks on a deserted beach....
I think I look ok. those who have seen the pics usually agree. 6 foot 82 kg. brown eyes an hair.
I own a 4 bedroom house double garage, esuite, and 2 cars (although one of them is very old and crap). I have a reasonable income, and am well off enough to survive 3 really shit years.
I enjoy termites, clubbing (though my landlord, Mr. Zookeeper, gives me the hose if he sees me doing that), bananas, and lazing under the palms on a gentle Sunday morning to shriek and hurl my own feces at the gawking shaved straightbacks with a significant other.
But I know words are cheap, so let's let the photos do the talking:
Me on the left, ladies. 
What if we're young but not attractive? are we banned from posting for upsetting the demographic of young and attractive people?
Hannett of the Apes wrote: I enjoy termites, clubbing (though my landlord, Mr. Zookeeper, gives me the hose if he sees me doing that), bananas, and lazing under the palms on a gentle Sunday morning to shriek and hurl my own feces at the gawking shaved straightbacks with a significant other.
But I know words are cheap, so let's let the photos do the talking:
Have you ever READ (not seen) 2001: a space odessy?
Some very interesting things in that about raving apes.
Hi I'm Mike
I like;
Recodeing gigs Drinking Stella Drinking Wine Talking Bollocks Collecting all live New Order gigs Converting old videos of New Order to DVD Tesco Juliette Binoche Hedonism Curries Glastonbury Festival
Don't all rush at once , you will clogg my in box
Hmmm how can a girl choose:
Steve, 34, hates astrology (perfect, i do too)
or
Digital Mike, drinks stella and wine, talks bollocks, goes to Tesco (whats the obsession with Tesco on this site?) and converts New Order Videos to DVD's (i've got 5 that need doing!)
Hmmm, Daddy or chips...
Fuck it i'll have 'em both, or is that being greedy?
Missy Jem wrote: Hmmm how can a girl choose:
Steve, 34, hates astrology (perfect, i do too)
or
Digital Mike, drinks stella and wine, talks bollocks, goes to Tesco (whats the obsession with Tesco on this site?) and converts New Order Videos to DVD's (i've got 5 that need doing!)
Hmmm, Daddy or chips...
Fuck it i'll have 'em both, or is that being greedy?
Holy crap I've pulled, twice in one life, who'd have thunk it.
Sorry Christy Jem got her oar in first, and it's first come first served, or is that first served first........
i'll shut up now shall I.
Actually Missy Jem, you aint done much to demonstrate YOUR charms, at the minute the best we can say about you is that you are female (alledgedly), that may be enough for most males, but c'mon we're NO fans, we expect a little more. might just leave you to DMB and hold out for Christy, Sam or maya :)
Missy Jem wrote: Hmmm how can a girl choose:
Steve, 34, hates astrology (perfect, i do too)
or
Digital Mike, drinks stella and wine, talks bollocks, goes to Tesco (whats the obsession with Tesco on this site?) and converts New Order Videos to DVD's (i've got 5 that need doing!)
Hmmm, Daddy or chips...
Fuck it i'll have 'em both, or is that being greedy?
Quite a neat summation there, Jem.
Whichever date you choose, perhaps leave the engine running.
:\pimp3:
Ha ha!
Actually i don't have any recent photo's to put on at the minute but i'm working on it. There's a pic of me on my profile from a few years ago but it's pre-parachute jump so i'm not looking good!
Decided anyway that everyone on here is a catch cos you all like New Order and that's good enough for me!
