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Due to Manchester United's tragic exit from all European Competitions this season, there is to be a minutes... laughing at all Premiership games this weekend.

why wait for the referees whistle.

lets start now.

and when Roy Keane takes a 20 grand pay cut to join Bowl-ton or the Blue Shite, then lets laugh even more.

and when Fergie gets the boot...

(....on and on and on)

Gawd I wish I did footbal sometimes. F1 forums just don;t have the same level of hatred, and such that exists is cold dead evil hatred.

Missy Jem wrote: Due to Manchester United's tragic exit from all European Competitions this season, there is to be a minutes... laughing at all Premiership games this weekend.

:finger:

Steve Campbell wrote: Gawd I wish I did footbal sometimes. F1 forums just don;t have the same level of hatred, and such that exists is cold dead evil hatred.

must be ard supportin Glentoran or Ballymena eh Ste. 500 people in the ground and all that. is it still a nicker to get in these days???

Christopher Owens wrote:

Missy Jem wrote: Due to Manchester United's tragic exit from all European Competitions this season, there is to be a minutes... laughing at all Premiership games this weekend.

:finger:

Come on now Christoff, you gotta laugh or you'll cry (well not me obviously!)

smiley man tends to not say much, unless its Depeche Mode, Sisters of Mercy, or Megadeth related.

I apologise in advance for the reply I will make later on when I'm leathered

john kershaw wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: Gawd I wish I did footbal sometimes. F1 forums just don;t have the same level of hatred, and such that exists is cold dead evil hatred.

must be ard supportin Glentoran or Ballymena eh Ste. 500 people in the ground and all that. is it still a nicker to get in these days???

LOL....those are Man-u sized compared with Bangor and Ards

Lol

We managed to humped 6-1 by Portadown last Friday night :o

We have an ex-Liverpool player by the name of Phil Charnock. Think he only made one appearance for the Reds, he's shite :(

Snoopy wrote: Lol

We managed to humped 6-1 by Portadown last Friday night :o

I kinda look out for the Dungannon Swifts results these days (have a customer who is a fan of them - him & about 200 others!) - are they still around 4th/5th - best-of-the-rest position? (I know they beat Ports away last month - a good result, especially after loosing to Linfield & yerselves )

Missy Jem wrote: Due to Manchester United's tragic exit from all European Competitions this season

I honestly hadn't noticed - does that mean that ManUre finished LAST in their group? OUCH!

Snoopy wrote: Lol

We managed to humped 6-1 by Portadown last Friday night :o

Shit snoop don't admit shit like that on a public forum, just do what I do....put your head down an when asked say "my town has no team"

CuanaD wrote:

Snoopy wrote: Lol

We managed to humped 6-1 by Portadown last Friday night :o

I kinda look out for the Dungannon Swifts results these days (have a customer who is a fan of them - him & about 200 others!) - are they still around 4th/5th - best-of-the-rest position? (I know they beat Ports away last month - a good result, especially after loosing to Linfield & yerselves )

Yeah Dung are a good wee side though we beat them in a 4-3 thriller at the Ballymena Showgrounds a couple of weeks ago

Steve Campbell wrote:

Snoopy wrote: Lol

We managed to humped 6-1 by Portadown last Friday night :o

Shit snoop don't admit shit like that on a public forum, just do what I do....put your head down an when asked say "my town has no team"

Steve my used to have a very good Rugby team, now its even gone to the dogs :(

Q. Why do fudgepackers like to play in goal for Man U?

A. Cos there's ten aresholes in front of them and ten thousand pricks behind!

Arf arf!

"If Everton were playing at the bottom of the garden I'd draw the curtains": Bill Shankly

Missy Jem wrote:

Come on now Christoff, you gotta laugh or you'll cry (well not me obviously!)

I shall vent my rage and frustration on anything e.g this board.

Have to go to work soon, so watch out customers:evil:

Christopher Owens wrote:

Missy Jem wrote:

Come on now Christoff, you gotta laugh or you'll cry (well not me obviously!)

I shall vent my rage and frustration on anything e.g this board.

Have to go to work soon, so watch out customers:evil:

they let your work in contact with the public?

Or is "customers" just what your trade call corspes or something?

Here in the states they're called "tricks" or "johns."

Steve Lea wrote:

"If Everton were playing at the bottom of the garden I'd draw the curtains": Bill Shankly

Shankly, what a master of the quote.