Tourettes...

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Missy Jem wrote: Fucking shitting well wanking bollock discuss this pissing cunting bloody pissflaps subject or else i'll cocksucker bastard well swear.

Personally, i think it's a terrible affliction. I only get it when i stub my toe.

I always wanted to be tested for it. it's not wuite the same butI have volcano like pressures building in me allthe time to shout things I shouldn't and I often don;t succeed in keeping them down. I believe elswhere I mentioned going into nazi concenration camp gaurd impressions very loudly in Asda, along with loudly replying to everything said on the tannoy. I simply cannot sit and listen to bullshit without sayuing "this is bull"....you can imagine me in corporate meetings...."i'm sorry but, isn;t everything you just said, completely devoid of any actual meaning"

And as for...."who's gonna MC the gig tonight?" Oh BOY!

EDIT: can you get attachments on work mail? I REALLY have to try and find you the Victor Lewis Smith sketch about a remake of geneveve staring tourettes sufferers.

There used to be this old guy down the City (WCFC) and he suffered really badly from Tourettes. He's passed on now, but a few years ago he was introduced to the club chairman. The conversation went something like this:

(chairman) : Hello Ron (Ron): prick fookin' hello prick chair fookin' doctor sorensen doc prick chairman

Luckily the chairman was a GP who both knew Tourettes when he heard/saw it, but had also been forewarned. Others around were not so fortunate, and it caused mayhem for a few seconds!

Ha funneh!!

I used to think it was something that only buggers that didn't suffer it could find funny. But I seen a doc a coupla years ago about a chap (possible a chap and his bro/dad) who had it, and mostly thought it was reasonably amusing, except when it caused him to embarrass his mum or something.

There's many a bugger here with a form of it too....plenty of them who in social gatherings or public areas, particularly in the presence of mancunia musicians, feel overpowering urges to yell "nuoddah nuoddah"

Barbie has a problem

oh missy...what are you doing??

john kershaw wrote: oh missy...what are you doing??

I know, but when i get bored i can't help myself. It's an illness you know. Don't let me get bored. DO NOT LET ME GET BORED.

thought you were a Huyton girl in disguise, with all that swearing madam.

"don't make me bored mr Magee, you wouldn't like me when i'm bored"

Don't make me angry Mr Campbell, you won't like me when i'm angry.

Missy Jem wrote: Don't make me angry Mr Campbell, you won't like me when i'm angry.

I really need to talk to the women round here more. No one EVER gets things like that, it just flies over their heads (even when it's as fucking blatant as that one), I despair. Then last night Maya instantly got my meaning for saying she was to weed what obelix was to magic potion, and now you get this.

Gentlemen, the ladies[1] are making us look very VERY bad.

EDIT: maybe I should get the op?

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oldmonkey wrote: That's some CV you got there Chris!

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I used to like some of The Wake's stuff!.Talk About The Past was alright.Stockholm Monsters were better though

Swear i had read this thread before!

J-E-T... you are so fahh-gotty..You are aaa piss arse fuckbot..Your cunting cringety...

Nice Thread. Where's Tim Howard?

i know a lad with Tourettes,and it is truely bizzarre...If I did'nt know any better I would think he was completley insane and just trying it on..as we used to think before he was diagnosed..As kids we just thought he was just a naughty bastard,which he fuckin well was..Now its ok in these more enlightened times I guess.. Lock the disrespectful twats up...I mean,they swear at their mothers and gob in their dad's dinner for fuck sake

Boatraceface wrote: J-E-T... you are so fahh-gotty..You are aaa piss arse fuckbot..Your cunting cringety...

Nice Thread. Where's Tim Howard?

i know a lad with Tourettes,and it is truely bizzarre...If I did'nt know any better I would think he was completeley insane and just trying it on

Talking of SHUGZV----where is the wee fcuker?

In CORBY !

I have a child in my class with tourettes, God help me. There are worse afflictions but this one really stands out.

Heather

It does have the benefit that he can, with perfect deliberation call you a "festering old cunt sore". And get totally away with it :) I can see such a "super power" becoming very useful in later years. Probably no worth it if you have the thing REAL bad like.

Good point! I guess I should be lucky that he's civil to me then. I feel for the kid, though. He's in high school and the tourettes cause him to jerk his head and make odd noises...kids his age hate to stand out.

Heather

I Found Truth wrote:

Good point! I guess I should be lucky that he's civil to me then. I feel for the kid, though. He's in high school and the tourettes cause him to jerk his head and make odd noises...kids his age hate to stand out.

Heather

No kidding, I have begun to develope some very mild and basic symptoms of tourettes as WELL as involuntary striking out motions......in respsone to my bloody Windows machine, and webservers that fuck about when i'm in the middle of something...... I was trying to sort out my best-friend-virtually-girlfriend-but-keep-the-hands-off-the-good Leanne's hacked ebay account today for instance. One of ebay's cgi servers was lying down...I actually kicks my Linux box without even noticing I'd dnone it....and clecnched my teeth so hard I chipped one. Also I do constantly spit swearwords in the middle of sentences after using windows for a long time ( 20 mins or more), Linux has to try harder to get the same effect but it can do it.

"Operatiing system induced rage related pseudo-tourrettes among new Order fans"

Anyone writing up their psychology PHD soon and need an idea ^^^^

there was a programme on t.v.in early 80's about a lad with tourettes..its awful and sad i know but you could not help but laugh at some of it. when he was in the supermarket with his mum she got a tin of dog food off the shelf and he started barking. an old guy walking past looked in puzzlement and the lad shouted to him ' fuck off you old twat ', the old geezer did very sharpy