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Says a lot tho doesn't it....oh look a decent console and rack...must be a wee project studio, there'll be NS10's about.

On the tweeters? small fooker cat.

BTW BENTLEY if you ever wanna kill them, I watched a guitarist do it really well one day.

You will need.. 1 pair Yamaha Ns10 Nearfield monitors 1 Amplfier rated appropriately 1 control keyboard 1 Roland SC55 canvas

  1. timpani patch 2 octaves of pitch bend adjust level while whacking keys quite softly at random in the middle of the keyboard.

you want about +6dB output on the mixer Then pull the bender down all the way to 2 octaves down and belt bottom C like it just shagged your cat. THEN call to others present (and send for Steve, appreciator of all thing bass)...And draw all their attention to the fact that the reflexes on the NS10's are actually flattening out such is the viloence with with the cone comes forward....while no sound is audible...save the occasional click of a stop being hit as some effect or other on the timpany cycled round Now play C# simultaneously.

Quite a remarkable noise...a bit like a tiny rifle shot...AND both bass drivers expired in PERFECT, almost phase locked sync.

Someone half heartedly said it was me and I nearly got builed for them before any questions were asked such was my rep as "guy ost likely to do something sick and wrong with anything electronic"

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I'm trying to find the track btw where rich's mates GF's cat Molliie did a hammond solo for us, before taking a lump out of my arm, a gouge out of my face, nearly removing rich's eye, and curling up on it's owner purring downstairs (this was a pattern...Owner out...tazmanian devil meets godzilla meets a bengal tiger (the thing was only a largish kitten FFS), owner returns to find RIch, mate and me, cowering in a corner with water sprays and sticks.....and while she's still sorting the door out....vooosh curls up and purrs.)

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Bentley wrote: Gratuitous photo of my kitty sleeping where she isn't supposed to... :angry:

Going back to TPK video, how would Gillian react to this if this happened to one of her machines? :laugh:

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Most of Gillian's machines can probably take care of themselves :D Bleep BZZZZZZZZzzt MIAAAAAOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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Cats

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BRING IT ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Cats r great, that video cheered me up, especially the one of the cat gripping the ceiling beam. Once again, I'll post a link to one of my dad's cats, which has grown since this pic was taken; last week my dad said he weighed in at 36 pounds. Obviously a very, very good mouser.

I am the king

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