Where have all these Female NOOLERS come from?

For ages it was just Maya,AgentWood and occasionally Ness for us lot to desperately fight/make a fool of ourselves over .

Now they are all over the god damn place.Samantha ,(melly)msh,Bonzette,Missy Jem,Angel With A Catupult,Leather Girl,Wino,Lacy...

i'm stil hoping to see that bikini clad fight between Samantha and Lacy

It only seems like a couple of years ago that we were wondering where all these people from Rugby had come from!

BIGINOIL wrote: It only seems like a couple of years ago that we were wondering where all these people from Rugby had come from!

I' m still wondering i come from Rugby or a parrallel universe

And not forgetting Scattermcbrain, also

You haven't sussed out that these so-called "girls" are just male NOOL-ers in drag????

Email me and I'll tell you who's who.

Can I be Sam?

(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote: You haven't sussed out that these so-called "girls" are just male NOOL-ers in drag????

Email me and I'll tell you who's who.

It's a conspiracy!

Actually, as my profile states, I signed up a considerable while ago, but just got distracted and whatever and only just remembered recently I had this account here. And I was figuring "well, I'd like to have conversations about the band and other nonsense, now" and it just was luck that I came back, really.

(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote: You haven't sussed out that these so-called "girls" are just male NOOL-ers in drag????

Email me and I'll tell you who's who.

Hilarious. I don't think.

(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote: You haven't sussed out that these so-called "girls" are just male NOOL-ers in drag????

Email me and I'll tell you who's who.

Sir I'll thank you not to speak about "Barney's Angels" (and the sane NOOLettes as well obviously) in that manner. Having met a few of the NOOLettes, seen many pictures of others, and being relatively sure of the commonly occurring differences in the human sexes, I must conclude you are incorrect in that assessment sir. I would further support this from the further evidence of having shaken the hand of the fair NESS, and even kissed the hand of the elegant Miss Chapman.

Mayhaps, you, like me lost your virginty it late, but by the time you did it was too late for your sight to recover?

:D

Spotnick wrote:

How can you NOT mention BERE?

Oh, and while on that subject, what is with all these good looking females Usually those stay 1km from any computer ;)

Don't you believe it mate. there's a woman just left this house was a fookin national quake chap at one point. And besides, you know what I seen on tv the other day..... digital hair straighteners.

presumably for the women so stupid they burn thru their hair or something sad

Steve Campbell wrote: And besides, you know what I seen on tv the other day..... digital hair straighteners.

They don't have nearly the warmth of analog hair straighteners.

My question isn't so much "where did they all come from?" so much as it is "when are they coming back to my place for a drink?" :beer2:

The power's been out since Thursday, what did I miss?

(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote: You haven't sussed out that these so-called "girls" are just male NOOL-ers in drag????

shit. my cover's blown (or else someone's told you that the estrogen shots aren't working).

(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote: You haven't sussed out that these so-called "girls" are just male NOOL-ers in drag????

Email me and I'll tell you who's who.

You shut your piehole, mister!

Now they are all over the god damn place.Samantha ,(melly)msh,Bonzette,Missy Jem,Angel With A Catupult,Leather Girl,Wino,Lacy...

I think you will find you have a BERE behind aswell. Better place for them i say.You get a BETTER class of IDIOT!

I think its marvelous,and they all seem great gals..but those dishes won't clean themselves y'know. :p

:\peek:

/me Takes VERY wide step to the side away from BRF

Incoming!

u might be lucky and Jem will be the first to counter attack...at least you'll die laughin

Boatraceface wrote: I think its marvelous,and they all seem great gals..but those dishes won't clean themselves y'know. :p

BRF: Surely you meant to post that on the 'talk bollocks' thread.

Did women get the vote where you live, or are they still being dragged around by their hair by cavemen?!

Mornin me dear :)

badge dudes said "we can work with that"

BRF's from a place where they are old fashioned about marriage....you club the bugger round the head and trail her back to the cave.

(I told that one in the presence of a "Millie Tant" type one night. MISTAKE!...40 mins lecture on abuse of women and so on. By the end of it I was thinking....dod nobody ever tell you you're gonna influence those stats if you keep talking at me like that. I kept repeating "Yeah, I know, it was a joke" and you could see the word bouncnig round inside her head for maybe 2 seconds looking for something to connect with, before flying out her ear again so she could go on promoting the equality of the sexes by pointing out all men were rapists)

AgentWood wrote:

(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote: You haven't sussed out that these so-called "girls" are just male NOOL-ers in drag????

shit. my cover's blown (or else someone's told you that the estrogen shots aren't working).

say it isn't so.

Doesn't matter what sex she is, you were ALWAYS gonna be her bitch :D

Steve Campbell wrote: Doesn't matter what sex she is, you were ALWAYS gonna be her bitch :D

what ah well, you've found me out. how??
ok she can be whatever she wants to be. i'll still ...

Boatraceface wrote: I think its marvelous,and they all seem great gals..but those dishes won't clean themselves y'know. :p

You're right, the dishes won't clean themselves- the marigolds are under the kitchen sink. Let me know if you can't find the washing up liquid:D

Samantha Chapman wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: I think its marvelous,and they all seem great gals..but those dishes won't clean themselves y'know. :p

BRF: Surely you meant to post that on the 'talk bollocks' thread.

Did women get the vote where you live, or are they still being dragged around by their hair by cavemen?!

Ugg Ugg...Tinsy bit more bollox..Bloke says to his wife"get your coat on love."Wife goes"Are you taking me out somewhere nice?" Husband says"Don't talk in riddles woman!I'm turning the heating off and going down the pub.Tsk."

Its a joke.I know women rule the gaff...I'm really not an idiot!well not a sexist idiot anyhow

Samantha Chapman wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: I think its marvelous,and they all seem great gals..but those dishes won't clean themselves y'know. :p

BRF: Surely you meant to post that on the 'talk bollocks' thread.

Did women get the vote where you live, or are they still being dragged around by their hair by cavemen?!

Bonzette wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: I think its marvelous,and they all seem great gals..but those dishes won't clean themselves y'know. :p

You're right, the dihes won't clean themselves- the marigolds are under the kitchen sink. Let me know if you can't find the washing up liquid:D

I best get cracking while you fix the fence what got blown down last night..its cold out:D

Boatraceface wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: I think its marvelous,and they all seem great gals..but those dishes won't clean themselves y'know. :p

You're right, the dihes won't clean themselves- the marigolds are under the kitchen sink. Let me know if you can't find the washing up liquid:D

I best get cracking while you fix the fence what got blown down last night..its cold out:D

Don't worry dear, the builders are coming to fix that!

to return to the subject..... i think my barney thread trolled them all out. which was it's intention. Some of the other subsequent daftness was just a bonus.

Bonzette wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: I think its marvelous,and they all seem great gals..but those dishes won't clean themselves y'know. :p

You're right, the dihes won't clean themselves- the marigolds are under the kitchen sink. Let me know if you can't find the washing up liquid:D

I best get cracking while you fix the fence what got blown down last night..its cold out:D

Don't worry dear, the builders are coming to fix that!

nnnnyesssss (in a J Paxman voice)....and Bonza will be? videoing? or just hanging out the window perving?

( I hope u get 3 old hairy geezers with fat arse cracks showing.....and you will....because sexy builders only happen in chicks calenders)

(nice one steve, way to say good morning to her, make her cry)

Bonzette wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: I think its marvelous,and they all seem great gals..but those dishes won't clean themselves y'know. :p

You're right, the dihes won't clean themselves- the marigolds are under the kitchen sink. Let me know if you can't find the washing up liquid:D

I best get cracking while you fix the fence what got blown down last night..its cold out:D

Don't worry dear, the builders are coming to fix that!

buggersyou put yer feet up then

Steve Campbell wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: I think its marvelous,and they all seem great gals..but those dishes won't clean themselves y'know. :p

You're right, the dihes won't clean themselves- the marigolds are under the kitchen sink. Let me know if you can't find the washing up liquid:D

I best get cracking while you fix the fence what got blown down last night..its cold out:D

Don't worry dear, the builders are coming to fix that!

nnnnyesssss (in a J Paxman voice)....and Bonza will be? videoing? or just hanging out the window perving?

( I hope u get 3 old hairy geezers with fat arse cracks showing.....and you will....because sexy builders only happen in chicks calenders)

(nice one steve, way to say good morning to her, make her cry)

I was thinking more along the lines of me going out shopping, rather than being a perv. I don't like those builders in calenders! I don't like all that ripple etc. I like my men, rough around the edges. Well, i would go there with Barney- there you go!

Where did we come from? Well i've been a member for about 3 years. I love New Order, always have. I did have a different user name etc. I forgot it, then started again in August. I've always been here- just in the background. Had lots of bad things going on in my life, so never had opportunities to get involved fully- now free so doing all the things that i want to do with my life, including meeting all you guys.

It did start with the Barney thread, Steve, you are right. Which then became, Barney's Angels. So in a way it's all your fault. You would never be without us though- would you?

Met some great people. Feel like i've been here since day dot (must feel like that for you Young Steve). I've never looked back! One of the best things i've ever done!

Dear miss Bonzette In all my time here it has been my pleasure to meet many wonderful nutjubs. But the rarest and greatest pleasure has been my responsibility for the creation of The Angels. And really, when you think of it, an ugly (rough around the edges? nope...rough to the core :) ) geezer's perfect....you wont all fight over me :)

you and the other "Core Angels" (you know who you are) are the funniest buggers on here, and that's high praise indeed.

You should be so proud Steve.

First we had the arguments over the whole Vikings issue, now you've divided NOOL again.

Divided NOOL? nonsense, merely allowed a particular section of the NOOL community (namely extremist Barney Pervs) and chance to show their affection (and abject madness). no more no less.

Steve Campbell wrote: Divided NOOL? nonsense, merely allowed a particular section of the NOOL community (namely extremist Barney Pervs) and chance to show their affection (and abject madness). no more no less.

Think of them as sort of head-sick bunny girls....except if you grab these ones arses you WILL wake in casualty if at all. The are the "up for it elite" of NOOL females.

The OFFICAL signup thread will be coming after xmas.

Steve Campbell wrote: Think of them as sort of head-sick bunny girls....except if you grab these ones arses you WILL wake in casualty if at all. The are the "up for it elite" of NOOL females.

The OFFICAL signup thread will be coming after xmas.

let's just clarify here CO....by "it" I mean partying, rioting and general good times groovyness.

I do NOT mean "it" as in their knickers will fall off at the sound of a NOOL login name. Mayeb they WILL for your's I don't know....such things are beyond the scope of my powers.

My only mandate to the ladies, is for them to party like the mental bitches they are.

Steve Campbell wrote: let's just clarify here CO....by "it" I mean partying, rioting and general good times groovyness.

I do NOT mean "it" as in their knickers will fall off at the sound of a NOOL login name. Mayeb they WILL for your's I don't know....such things are beyond the scope of my powers.

My only mandate to the ladies, is for them to party like the mental bitches they are.

Ok, Steve. Fair play to you.

Steve Campbell wrote: Mayeb they WILL for your's I don't know....such things are beyond the scope of my powers.

That's funny.

Boatraceface wrote: I think its marvelous,and they all seem great gals..but those dishes won't clean themselves y'know. :p

Taxi to Redcar please!

Steve Campbell wrote: let's just clarify here CO....by "it" I mean partying, rioting and general good times groovyness.

I do NOT mean "it" as in their knickers will fall off at the sound of a NOOL login name. Mayeb they WILL for your's I don't know....such things are beyond the scope of my powers.

My only mandate to the ladies, is for them to party like the mental bitches they are.

ay cambo, it's like fuckin blackpool lights underneath your comments. me eyes are all gozzy. sack them chrimbo crackers mate.

But there's a story to them. So we'll let him keep em for a bit!!

Missy Jem wrote:

But there's a story to them. So we'll let him keep em for a bit!!

;)

Steve Campbell wrote: Divided NOOL? nonsense, merely allowed a particular section of the NOOL community (namely extremist Barney Pervs) and chance to show their affection (and abject madness). no more no less.

We've gone from Barney's Angels to Barney Pervs in such a short span of time.

taxi wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: Divided NOOL? nonsense, merely allowed a particular section of the NOOL community (namely extremist Barney Pervs) and chance to show their affection (and abject madness). no more no less.

We've gone from Barney's Angels to Barney Pervs in such a short span of time.

I think that is an improvement! Onwards and upwards, I say!

Samantha Chapman wrote:

taxi wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: Divided NOOL? nonsense, merely allowed a particular section of the NOOL community (namely extremist Barney Pervs) and chance to show their affection (and abject madness). no more no less.

We've gone from Barney's Angels to Barney Pervs in such a short span of time.

I think that is an improvement! Onwards and upwards, I say!

Absolutely! Angel didn’t describe the “Unprintable” that I chose.

No one mentioned me!!!

*Throws girly hissy fir and runs from the room screaming in tears**

Mil is a like a CRUISE missile.Fast and very HOT.That better? Rocket Fuel

.....and accurate to +/- 1 country like real ones?

mil wrote: No one mentioned me!!!

*Throws girly hissy fir and runs from the room screaming in tears**

Good Morning Mil.Are you Freaky Dancing to Tart Tart yet?

Steve Campbell wrote: .....and accurate to +/- 1 country like real ones?

You Still here C?How ye diddlin?

Rocket Mick wrote: Mil is a like a CRUISE missile.Fast and very HOT.That better? Rocket Fuel

alright Mick?You workin Crimbo?

I'm trying to wrangle this Manc aid thing,if I can get over a few hurdles?Any more news on the thing, anyone?

Start times,Line up.How long the Order are on stage for?Stuff like that,info appreciated peeps..

Boatraceface wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: .....and accurate to +/- 1 country like real ones?

You Still here C?How ye diddlin?

just up actually. Still not at all a well chap or happy camper, but with a little luck I'm over the worst of the recently renewed offensive on my important parts :)

Steve Campbell wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: .....and accurate to +/- 1 country like real ones?

You Still here C?How ye diddlin?

just up actually. Still not at all a well chap or happy camper, but with a little luck I'm over the worst of the recently renewed offensive on my important parts :)

Sounds Nasty..Gotta get the young uns sorted and off to school now,if you wanna fill in the gaps,do so C,cos I don't have a clue what your saying there Hope your ok mate

For once, I'm not gettin down to details :) But there are defense and protections mechanisms within the human body you NEVER want to trigger, not cos they are sore or nasty, but purely because the effects are DEEPLY un-nerving. My little alergy to myself, triggered such a mechanism....and it's very hard to shake the result from my mind. As you may or may not know, my pheremone producing sweatglands are in fact alergic to themselves (is the easiest way to put it). That's armpits and groin. Now add to that the word "pufferfish" and you should get the idea.

And if that really doesn't help....yer bits have airbags!

EDIT: i'm still a lot happier than i was on Sat or Sun....sore sore sore.....couldn't move at all, and had so many pain pills in me by sat night I was phasing in and out of reality at the keyboard.....which according to Bonzette and Melly makes me funnier than usual :)

Is it curable? as oppossed to just treatable I mean Steve?Hope you come though that one safely mate....Maybe one of the now rampant Bernardettes/ Barney's Babes??(what d'you call them?)knows a remedy

Boatraceface wrote: I think its marvelous,and they all seem great gals..but those dishes won't clean themselves y'know. :p

That's why I have a dishwasher..

Al Jarvis wrote:

Mrs Milky wrote: That's why I have a dishwasher..

I thought Mr Milky was a traindriver, not a dishwasher?

Man of many talents.

You mean men HAVE talents? Well, this site if very informative - thanks!:D

Boatraceface wrote:

Rocket Mick wrote: Mil is a like a CRUISE missile.Fast and very HOT.That better? Rocket Fuel

alright Mick?You workin Crimbo?

I'm trying to wrangle this Manc aid thing,if I can get over a few hurdles?Any more news on the thing, anyone?

SACKED-out of work from 23rd DECEMBER. At last i can RELAX!

Someone showed your boss NOOL?

BRF:yes in theory it is, and I JUST heard they start trying at the end of Feb...I'm gonna be no fun at all for 4 months, but it'll be worth it IF it works.

Ahh, recognition. The sweet taste of recognition. Thanks fellas!:D

Rocket Mick wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

Rocket Mick wrote: Mil is a like a CRUISE missile.Fast and very HOT.That better? Rocket Fuel

alright Mick?You workin Crimbo?

I'm trying to wrangle this Manc aid thing,if I can get over a few hurdles?Any more news on the thing, anyone?

SACKED-out of work from 23rd DECEMBER. At last i can RELAX!

Well you could use your sack for the 24th.

Al Jarvis wrote:

Mrs Milky wrote: That's why I have a dishwasher..

I thought Mr Milky was a traindriver, not a dishwasher?

Man of many talents.

You are correct, Milky is a Train Driver, unfortunately for me I don't need any Trains driving so his main talent is of no use to me...

He did empty the dishwasher yesterday tho, which is quite an achievement for him...

Ooooh you are awful

Al Jarvis wrote:

Mrs Milky wrote:

Al Jarvis wrote:

Mrs Milky wrote: That's why I have a dishwasher..

I thought Mr Milky was a traindriver, not a dishwasher?

Man of many talents.

You are correct, Milky is a Train Driver, unfortunately for me I don't need any Trains driving so his main talent is of no use to me...

He did empty the dishwasher yesterday tho, which is quite an achievement for him...

I thought women might actually think that driving trains is a major talent. Through their tunnels, or something.

I'm sure there's a euphemism in there, but I for one can't spot it.

I prefer shunting, slower speeds and much more control, but what do I know about trains!

Steve Campbell wrote:

(I told that one in the presence of a "Millie Tant" type one night. MISTAKE!...40 mins lecture on abuse of women and so on. By the end of it I was thinking....dod nobody ever tell you you're gonna influence those stats if you keep talking at me like that. I kept repeating "Yeah, I know, it was a joke" and you could see the word bouncnig round inside her head for maybe 2 seconds looking for something to connect with, before flying out her ear again so she could go on promoting the equality of the sexes by pointing out all men were rapists)

They are the worst type of creature on earth. My best mate is married to one. Whilst at Uni in the mid 90's another fella and I would oogle at Pamela Andersson (who I don't like it has to be said) purely because it wound her up and made her call us bigots. Now, I'm from the old school. I hold doors open for ladies, buy flowers etc but id I did that to her, she would just say "I can do it myself, thank you". You can not win with people like that... They have NO sense of humour and take things too seriously.