Where have all these Female NOOLERS come from?

Steve Campbell wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: .....and accurate to +/- 1 country like real ones?

You Still here C?How ye diddlin?

just up actually. Still not at all a well chap or happy camper, but with a little luck I'm over the worst of the recently renewed offensive on my important parts :)

Sounds Nasty..Gotta get the young uns sorted and off to school now,if you wanna fill in the gaps,do so C,cos I don't have a clue what your saying there Hope your ok mate

For once, I'm not gettin down to details :) But there are defense and protections mechanisms within the human body you NEVER want to trigger, not cos they are sore or nasty, but purely because the effects are DEEPLY un-nerving. My little alergy to myself, triggered such a mechanism....and it's very hard to shake the result from my mind. As you may or may not know, my pheremone producing sweatglands are in fact alergic to themselves (is the easiest way to put it). That's armpits and groin. Now add to that the word "pufferfish" and you should get the idea.

And if that really doesn't help....yer bits have airbags!

EDIT: i'm still a lot happier than i was on Sat or Sun....sore sore sore.....couldn't move at all, and had so many pain pills in me by sat night I was phasing in and out of reality at the keyboard.....which according to Bonzette and Melly makes me funnier than usual :)

Is it curable? as oppossed to just treatable I mean Steve?Hope you come though that one safely mate....Maybe one of the now rampant Bernardettes/ Barney's Babes??(what d'you call them?)knows a remedy

Boatraceface wrote: I think its marvelous,and they all seem great gals..but those dishes won't clean themselves y'know. :p

That's why I have a dishwasher..

Al Jarvis wrote:

Mrs Milky wrote: That's why I have a dishwasher..

I thought Mr Milky was a traindriver, not a dishwasher?

Man of many talents.

You mean men HAVE talents? Well, this site if very informative - thanks!:D

Boatraceface wrote:

Rocket Mick wrote: Mil is a like a CRUISE missile.Fast and very HOT.That better? Rocket Fuel

alright Mick?You workin Crimbo?

I'm trying to wrangle this Manc aid thing,if I can get over a few hurdles?Any more news on the thing, anyone?

SACKED-out of work from 23rd DECEMBER. At last i can RELAX!

Someone showed your boss NOOL?

BRF:yes in theory it is, and I JUST heard they start trying at the end of Feb...I'm gonna be no fun at all for 4 months, but it'll be worth it IF it works.

Ahh, recognition. The sweet taste of recognition. Thanks fellas!:D

Rocket Mick wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

Rocket Mick wrote: Mil is a like a CRUISE missile.Fast and very HOT.That better? Rocket Fuel

alright Mick?You workin Crimbo?

I'm trying to wrangle this Manc aid thing,if I can get over a few hurdles?Any more news on the thing, anyone?

SACKED-out of work from 23rd DECEMBER. At last i can RELAX!

Well you could use your sack for the 24th.

Al Jarvis wrote:

Mrs Milky wrote: That's why I have a dishwasher..

I thought Mr Milky was a traindriver, not a dishwasher?

Man of many talents.

You are correct, Milky is a Train Driver, unfortunately for me I don't need any Trains driving so his main talent is of no use to me...

He did empty the dishwasher yesterday tho, which is quite an achievement for him...

Ooooh you are awful

Al Jarvis wrote:

Mrs Milky wrote:

Al Jarvis wrote:

Mrs Milky wrote: That's why I have a dishwasher..

I thought Mr Milky was a traindriver, not a dishwasher?

Man of many talents.

You are correct, Milky is a Train Driver, unfortunately for me I don't need any Trains driving so his main talent is of no use to me...

He did empty the dishwasher yesterday tho, which is quite an achievement for him...

I thought women might actually think that driving trains is a major talent. Through their tunnels, or something.

I'm sure there's a euphemism in there, but I for one can't spot it.

I prefer shunting, slower speeds and much more control, but what do I know about trains!

Steve Campbell wrote:

(I told that one in the presence of a "Millie Tant" type one night. MISTAKE!...40 mins lecture on abuse of women and so on. By the end of it I was thinking....dod nobody ever tell you you're gonna influence those stats if you keep talking at me like that. I kept repeating "Yeah, I know, it was a joke" and you could see the word bouncnig round inside her head for maybe 2 seconds looking for something to connect with, before flying out her ear again so she could go on promoting the equality of the sexes by pointing out all men were rapists)

They are the worst type of creature on earth. My best mate is married to one. Whilst at Uni in the mid 90's another fella and I would oogle at Pamela Andersson (who I don't like it has to be said) purely because it wound her up and made her call us bigots. Now, I'm from the old school. I hold doors open for ladies, buy flowers etc but id I did that to her, she would just say "I can do it myself, thank you". You can not win with people like that... They have NO sense of humour and take things too seriously.