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Samantha Chapman wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: I think its marvelous,and they all seem great gals..but those dishes won't clean themselves y'know. :p :uhoh:

BRF: Surely you meant to post that on the 'talk bollocks' thread.

Did women get the vote where you live, or are they still being dragged around by their hair by cavemen?!

:abovelol:

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Bonzette wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: I think its marvelous,and they all seem great gals..but those dishes won't clean themselves y'know. :p :uhoh:

You're right, the dihes won't clean themselves- the marigolds are under the kitchen sink. Let me know if you can't find the washing up liquid:D

I best get cracking while you fix the fence what got blown down last night..its cold out:D

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Boatraceface wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: I think its marvelous,and they all seem great gals..but those dishes won't clean themselves y'know. :p :uhoh:

You're right, the dihes won't clean themselves- the marigolds are under the kitchen sink. Let me know if you can't find the washing up liquid:D

I best get cracking while you fix the fence what got blown down last night..its cold out:D

Don't worry dear, the builders are coming to fix that!

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to return to the subject..... i think my barney thread trolled them all out. which was it's intention. Some of the other subsequent daftness was just a bonus.

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Bonzette wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: I think its marvelous,and they all seem great gals..but those dishes won't clean themselves y'know. :p :uhoh:

You're right, the dihes won't clean themselves- the marigolds are under the kitchen sink. Let me know if you can't find the washing up liquid:D

I best get cracking while you fix the fence what got blown down last night..its cold out:D

Don't worry dear, the builders are coming to fix that!

nnnnyesssss (in a J Paxman voice)....and Bonza will be? videoing? or just hanging out the window perving?

( I hope u get 3 old hairy geezers with fat arse cracks showing.....and you will....because sexy builders only happen in chicks calenders)

(nice one steve, way to say good morning to her, make her cry)

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Bonzette wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: I think its marvelous,and they all seem great gals..but those dishes won't clean themselves y'know. :p :uhoh:

You're right, the dihes won't clean themselves- the marigolds are under the kitchen sink. Let me know if you can't find the washing up liquid:D

I best get cracking while you fix the fence what got blown down last night..its cold out:D

Don't worry dear, the builders are coming to fix that!

buggers:laugh:you put yer feet up then:music:

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Steve Campbell wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: I think its marvelous,and they all seem great gals..but those dishes won't clean themselves y'know. :p :uhoh:

You're right, the dihes won't clean themselves- the marigolds are under the kitchen sink. Let me know if you can't find the washing up liquid:D

I best get cracking while you fix the fence what got blown down last night..its cold out:D

Don't worry dear, the builders are coming to fix that!

nnnnyesssss (in a J Paxman voice)....and Bonza will be? videoing? or just hanging out the window perving?

( I hope u get 3 old hairy geezers with fat arse cracks showing.....and you will....because sexy builders only happen in chicks calenders)

(nice one steve, way to say good morning to her, make her cry)

I was thinking more along the lines of me going out shopping, rather than being a perv. I don't like those builders in calenders! I don't like all that ripple etc. I like my men, rough around the edges. Well, i would go there with Barney- there you go!

Where did we come from? Well i've been a member for about 3 years. I love New Order, always have. I did have a different user name etc. I forgot it, then started again in August. I've always been here- just in the background. Had lots of bad things going on in my life, so never had opportunities to get involved fully- now free so doing all the things that i want to do with my life, including meeting all you guys.

It did start with the Barney thread, Steve, you are right. Which then became, Barney's Angels. So in a way it's all your fault. You would never be without us though- would you?

Met some great people. Feel like i've been here since day dot (must feel like that for you Young Steve). I've never looked back! One of the best things i've ever done!

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Dear miss Bonzette In all my time here it has been my pleasure to meet many wonderful nutjubs. But the rarest and greatest pleasure has been my responsibility for the creation of The Angels. And really, when you think of it, an ugly (rough around the edges? nope...rough to the core :) ) geezer's perfect....you wont all fight over me :)

you and the other "Core Angels" (you know who you are) are the funniest buggers on here, and that's high praise indeed.

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You should be so proud Steve.

First we had the arguments over the whole Vikings issue, now you've divided NOOL again.:laugh:

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Divided NOOL? nonsense, merely allowed a particular section of the NOOL community (namely extremist Barney Pervs) and chance to show their affection (and abject madness). no more no less.

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Steve Campbell wrote: Divided NOOL? nonsense, merely allowed a particular section of the NOOL community (namely extremist Barney Pervs) and chance to show their affection (and abject madness). no more no less.

:abovelol:

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Think of them as sort of head-sick bunny girls....except if you grab these ones arses you WILL wake in casualty if at all. The are the "up for it elite" of NOOL females.

The OFFICAL signup thread will be coming after xmas.

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Steve Campbell wrote: Think of them as sort of head-sick bunny girls....except if you grab these ones arses you WILL wake in casualty if at all. The are the "up for it elite" of NOOL females.

The OFFICAL signup thread will be coming after xmas.

:rofl: :bow:

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let's just clarify here CO....by "it" I mean partying, rioting and general good times groovyness.

I do NOT mean "it" as in their knickers will fall off at the sound of a NOOL login name. Mayeb they WILL for your's I don't know....such things are beyond the scope of my powers.

My only mandate to the ladies, is for them to party like the mental bitches they are.

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Steve Campbell wrote: let's just clarify here CO....by "it" I mean partying, rioting and general good times groovyness.

I do NOT mean "it" as in their knickers will fall off at the sound of a NOOL login name. Mayeb they WILL for your's I don't know....such things are beyond the scope of my powers.

My only mandate to the ladies, is for them to party like the mental bitches they are.

Ok, Steve. Fair play to you.

Steve Campbell wrote: Mayeb they WILL for your's I don't know....such things are beyond the scope of my powers.

:abovelol: That's funny.:thumb:

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Boatraceface wrote: I think its marvelous,and they all seem great gals..but those dishes won't clean themselves y'know. :p :uhoh:

Taxi to Redcar please!

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Steve Campbell wrote: let's just clarify here CO....by "it" I mean partying, rioting and general good times groovyness.

I do NOT mean "it" as in their knickers will fall off at the sound of a NOOL login name. Mayeb they WILL for your's I don't know....such things are beyond the scope of my powers.

My only mandate to the ladies, is for them to party like the mental bitches they are.

ay cambo, it's like fuckin blackpool lights underneath your comments. me eyes are all gozzy. sack them chrimbo crackers mate.

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:lol:

But there's a story to them. So we'll let him keep em for a bit!!

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Missy Jem wrote: :lol:

But there's a story to them. So we'll let him keep em for a bit!!

:blush: ;)

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Steve Campbell wrote: Divided NOOL? nonsense, merely allowed a particular section of the NOOL community (namely extremist Barney Pervs) and chance to show their affection (and abject madness). no more no less.

We've gone from Barney's Angels to Barney Pervs in such a short span of time.

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taxi wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: Divided NOOL? nonsense, merely allowed a particular section of the NOOL community (namely extremist Barney Pervs) and chance to show their affection (and abject madness). no more no less.

We've gone from Barney's Angels to Barney Pervs in such a short span of time.

I think that is an improvement! Onwards and upwards, I say! :lol:

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Samantha Chapman wrote:

taxi wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: Divided NOOL? nonsense, merely allowed a particular section of the NOOL community (namely extremist Barney Pervs) and chance to show their affection (and abject madness). no more no less.

We've gone from Barney's Angels to Barney Pervs in such a short span of time.

I think that is an improvement! Onwards and upwards, I say! :lol:

Absolutely! Angel didn’t describe the “Unprintable” that I chose.:blush:

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No one mentioned me!!!

*Throws girly hissy fir and runs from the room screaming in tears**

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

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Mil is a like a CRUISE missile.Fast and very HOT.That better?:laugh: Rocket Fuel:eek3:

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mil wrote: No one mentioned me!!!

*Throws girly hissy fir and runs from the room screaming in tears**

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

Good Morning Mil.Are you Freaky Dancing to Tart Tart yet?:thumb:

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Steve Campbell wrote: .....and accurate to +/- 1 country like real ones?

You Still here C?How ye diddlin?

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Rocket Mick wrote: Mil is a like a CRUISE missile.Fast and very HOT.That better?:laugh: Rocket Fuel:eek3:

alright Mick?You workin Crimbo?

I'm trying to wrangle this Manc aid thing,if I can get over a few hurdles?Any more news on the thing, anyone?

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Start times,Line up.How long the Order are on stage for?Stuff like that,info appreciated peeps..

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Boatraceface wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: .....and accurate to +/- 1 country like real ones?

You Still here C?How ye diddlin?

just up actually. Still not at all a well chap or happy camper, but with a little luck I'm over the worst of the recently renewed offensive on my important parts :)

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