Ladies of NOOL...Barney's Angels: Offical Registration

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Ah, too true though, wouldn't want ol' Steve and Gillian to have to deal with too much fan-ridden rabidness. The lusters would hopefully be polite.

Who am I trying to kid?

;)

Tank girls

Steve Campbell wrote: Tank girls

I like it.

I was thinking about it, now that raging queens can be included, but I'm already one of Simon Gallup's Angels and Alan Wilder's Keyboard Muses.

Well being a total slut is no impediment :D

Well, just glad it's not a requirement.

As I said the pink badge only promises good company :D

I had a horrible thought just now of any fan wearing a innocent Joy Division badge being confronted and asked about their services.

I'd definitely do it for a laugh. Better work on my track skills so I can run off once I affront whomever the pin owner is.

LOL I didn't think precious goths were your type Melly :D

A Barney's Angels badge is a sign, a proclaimation that says.... "not only am I into New Order, and therefor INSTANTLY more fun to be around than the rest of the populace, but I am also crazy enough to publicly proclaim my disgraceful lustings for a 50 yr old man who's been senile for decades already. You can therefor expect a good laugh with me, although you're buying, and you'll probably end up "going to the bog" and running outside to jump in a waiting cab to get away before too long"

Steve Campbell wrote: LOL I didn't think precious goths were your type Melly :D

A Barney's Angels badge is a sign, a proclaimation that says.... "not only am I into New Order, and therefor INSTANTLY more fun to be around than the rest of the populace, but I am also crazy enough to publicly proclaim my disgraceful lustings for a 50 yr old man who's been senile for decades already. You can therefor expect a good laugh with me, although you're buying, and you'll probably end up "going to the bog" and running outside to jump in a waiting cab to get away before too long"

Oh good grief no. Not into that type at all. Though oddly they get into to me. Curious. But more for the dark humor behind the name Joy Division, really than anything mopey and whiny. Nothing like calling someone a "chosen" whore to kickstart an evening right.

I do note that I do dutch when paying for drinks, so likely if we're out and about, no guy'll be stuck buying rounds of whatnot that evening, at least for me.

Ah, the senile man. Not many 50 year olds I can say I've got the heartbeat for. Whole O' New Order's luck has been filled with the ranks of people like me.

Spotty student, hooligan... where's the good humored lunatic choice?

I want to see a "Dancing in the Dark" style video for Turn, in which Barney picks Melly out of the crowd and invites her onstage to dance.

Gnu Odor wrote: I want to see a "Dancing in the Dark" style video for Turn, in which Barney picks Melly out of the crowd and invites her onstage to dance.

need to be right at the end tho....cos there will be no more singing once Melly gets her claws into him :D

She can help him up after he sprains his ankle.

Steve Campbell wrote:

Gnu Odor wrote: I want to see a "Dancing in the Dark" style video for Turn, in which Barney picks Melly out of the crowd and invites her onstage to dance.

need to be right at the end tho....cos there will be no more singing once Melly gets her claws into him :D

Steve, do you ever get any sleep???

had a whopping 4 hurs last night thanks :D

bonzette's taking care of your badge I believe?

Hello fellow Arian

I hope I don't fall into that other category! I think I said enough in that poem - anything further and I might have to go and lie down in a darkened room. My firm has decided to give free bottles of water to all the staff, they said to me yesterday that I need to drink more, I said that I drink enough already, but not necessarily water!

Normal ya mad bollox...how come I aint had a mail from you putting yer name down for one of these?

I wonder what Barney will make of all this attention....

Mrs Milky wrote: I wonder what Barney will make of all this attention....

A pretty strong case against me/us I'd imagine :D

Well Steve I think to be a true qualifying Angel you have to be under 45 and that means I don't qualify. Also I think I would be more of a tinkerbell than a Angel and if I got on that boat with Barny and his Angels. Barny would probably make me walk the plank for trying to start a mutiny. Hey I don't look drastic for my age I've got one of those pictures in the attic you know - at the rate I go up there I will soon be younger than you lot.

age is not a factor you dopey lady you :D

Uncle Liam wrote: so you'd rather pay for a fuckload of badges rather than come to a gig? Wierdo.

Cheers Liam, I need read no more of this thread, u said it all!!

Cheers Don!

DoN wrote:

Uncle Liam wrote: so you'd rather pay for a fuckload of badges rather than come to a gig? Wierdo.

Cheers Liam, I need read no more of this thread, u said it all!!

As I said to the other twat....£35 quid mate...glady send you that if you can get me to manc aid (and make me well by then too obviously) for it.

You know, maybe you're right, maybe I am weird, cos apparently trying to stick a smile on other people's faces is the strangest fucking thing on Earth to some of you guys.

Christ I wonder where NO and their fans get a reputation for being miserable cunts. Enjoy your manc aid lads. Enjoy standing knee deep in piss for 5 hours listening to appalling pop music, all to see NO mime BM, TF and BLT, and Barney arsefuck LWTUA yet again. Personally I'm saving my ass and my money for some gigs in the summer, when there may be some new stuff to hear.

ladies, they should rename this thread: The lonely Desperado's thread. (you know who they are)

john kershaw wrote: ladies, they should rename this thread: The lonely Desperado's thread. (you know who they are)

;) :) :)

Steve Campbell wrote:

DoN wrote:

Uncle Liam wrote: so you'd rather pay for a fuckload of badges rather than come to a gig? Wierdo.

Cheers Liam, I need read no more of this thread, u said it all!!

As I said to the other twat....£35 quid mate...glady send you that if you can get me to manc aid (and make me well by then too obviously) for it.

Who is up for a whipround then to get Steve to Manc Aid?

*tumbleweed*