Ladies of NOOL...Barney's Angels: Offical Registration

Steve Campbell wrote: You know, maybe you're right, maybe I am weird, cos apparently trying to stick a smile on other people's faces is the strangest fucking thing on Earth to some of you guys.

Christ I wonder where NO and their fans get a reputation for being miserable cunts.

There's deffo a smile on my face Cambo. See ----> :)

@Liam and Don ... and there was me thinking this place was full of nice people.

The Seeker of Truth and Justice say's CHILL STEVE :smoke:

Bonzette wrote: Well done Cambo!

May i just add. Alpine Angel (founding member), Wino (founding member), Wino's friend, Delilah(founding member) and Julie, i will keep hold of your badges and give them to you when we arrive at Mal- if ok with you.

I don't think I would qualify as one of 'Barney's Angels', chick (or an angel of any description come to think of it).Barney's not really my cuppa. That probably says more about my taste in blokes than anything else mind you.

I'm not worthy to wear the badge.

Looking forward to meeting all you ladies on the 28th in Manc

Julie wrote:

Bonzette wrote: Well done Cambo!

May i just add. Alpine Angel (founding member), Wino (founding member), Wino's friend, Delilah(founding member) and Julie, i will keep hold of your badges and give them to you when we arrive at Mal- if ok with you.

I don't think I would qualify as one of 'Barney's Angels', chick (or an angel of any description come to think of it).Barney's not really my cuppa. That probably says more about my taste in blokes than anything else mind you.

I'm not worthy to wear the badge.

Looking forward to meeting all you ladies on the 28th in Manc

Julie: spoken like a classy lady. you COULD have lied :D Bonzette will have Dr Who pockets of badges at manc aid and will ply you with drink until you accept one :D

Diggy.... I am chilling, just, by now. I didn;t expect things to get so out of hand. I had no idea that this little wheeze of ours had upset anyone, nor that being unwilling to undergo more agony (even if i could afford it) for half a dozen songs constitued letting the side down.

This thread is re-opened for business, as long as everyone can play nicely. Steve, I didn't single you out for locking threads. I think everyone here gets your drift that certain regular BCD posters contribute little more than nonsense, but I think everyone is entitled to post whatever they like--provided it's not a lot of attacking one another, and your numberous threads of the other day just seemed to make matters worse. If you don't like how I'm doing things, please contact me and let me know.

yours,

Big Brother

No complaints whatsoever your papishness.

A fair asssessment, tho it wasnt you I meant about slinging all the blame my way :D

Anyway, assuming we all now know that this is not some attempt to spirit all the females away to a secret training camp. And that everyone now gets the idea this is jst a bit of a larf. I think this thread can proceed too.

His Holiness, The Pope wrote: I think everyone here gets your drift that certain regular BCD posters contribute little more than nonsense,

:raised handbag:

Barney Army wrote:

His Holiness, The Pope wrote: I think everyone here gets your drift that certain regular BCD posters contribute little more than nonsense,

:raised handbag:

now, put that down. The day they stamp bollox out on this place I really WILL be outta here. I love the amount of wank and bilge that gets oisted on here, I just didn;t like getting the blame of it all or being the only bad boy.

Spotnick wrote: Mr Moderator, you should seriously remove the personal attack messages at the beginning of this thread though...

Let me see, I'll do it.. I personnaly think Liam went WAY over the line, it's Steve's business what he does with his money after all!

Well I COULD have let it go too, so it's my fault and all.

Cambo, check your emails.

Steve Campbell wrote:

Spotnick wrote: Mr Moderator, you should seriously remove the personal attack messages at the beginning of this thread though...

Let me see, I'll do it.. I personnaly think Liam went WAY over the line, it's Steve's business what he does with his money after all!

Well I COULD have let it go too, so it's my fault and all.

Ooh, you troublemaker you! (send the invoice to my 'secret' address Steve and there'll be no more said about it OK - BTW thanks for taking the blame - a real gent! )xxxxxx

Wino wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote:

Spotnick wrote: Mr Moderator, you should seriously remove the personal attack messages at the beginning of this thread though...

Let me see, I'll do it.. I personnaly think Liam went WAY over the line, it's Steve's business what he does with his money after all!

Well I COULD have let it go too, so it's my fault and all.

Ooh, you troublemaker you! (send the invoice to my 'secret' address Steve and there'll be no more said about it OK - BTW thanks for taking the blame - a real gent! )xxxxxx

Yeah right! Like shoving me out in the front line at manc Aid!!! Bonzette will have the badges? Who's she then?

Cambo

Daughter would like one of said badges (though obviously all sexual shennanigins wiil not apply to her ) to add to her viking ones, if you could be so kind.

(oh, and i will not be attending manc v cancer as i'd already promised daughter & friends i'd take them to kerrrrrrrangs fucking 25th anniversary concert in Brixton on the same night , which has four bands playing who i never heard of as well so do you do postal ? )

The Haçienda must be (re)Built wrote: Daughter would like one of said badges (though obviously all sexual shennanigins wiil not apply to her ) to add to her viking ones, if you could be so kind.

(oh, and i will not be attending manc v cancer as i'd already promised daughter & friends i'd take them to kerrrrrrrangs fucking 25th anniversary concert in Brixton on the same night , which has four bands playing who i never heard of as well so do you do postal ? )

Surely do guvnor chuck a mail herewards angels@slightlynarrow.co.uk And I'll get one off to you when they arrive.

The angels are all clean living virginal women I'll have you know. it STRICTLY Barney they have eyes for :D.

Emailed you again, Cambo.

Isn't Bullet For My Valentine headlining Brixton, Hacienda?

as previously stated..

1. you are nails
2. you get drinks, I mean HELLO??
3. who else am I gonna give them too?

Wino would get blattered and lose them, and the only other candidate I can think of is Jemma....do YOU want to go a gig with that fruitloop pocket full of tiny metal frispees? She will spent the entire night trying to get roadies in the scone with them.

Steve Campbell wrote: as previously stated..

1. you are nails
2. you get drinks, I mean HELLO??
3. who else am I gonna give them too?

Wino would get blattered and lose them, and the only other candidate I can think of is Jemma....do YOU want to go a gig with that fruitloop pocket full of tiny metal frispees? She will spent the entire night trying to get roadies in the scone with them.

yeah probably should have mentioned it was for Bonz, but I reckon it's obvious :D

Steve Campbell wrote: as previously stated..

1. you are nails
2. you get drinks, I mean HELLO??
3. who else am I gonna give them too?

Wino would get blattered and lose them, and the only other candidate I can think of is Jemma....do YOU want to go a gig with that fruitloop pocket full of tiny metal frispees? She will spent the entire night trying to get roadies in the scone with them.

Anyone would think i was a football hooligan the way you go on.

Alright. Point(s) taken. Consider it done

NB- Please everyone, be nice to me at Manc Aid. I'm just the messenger (put that gun down)

Steve Campbell wrote: yeah probably should have mentioned it was for Bonz, but I reckon it's obvious :D

I guessed anyway. The "nails" bit sussed it for me

NA, it's a lovely place, friendly people, just so long as you're not from Lond..... ah.... I wonder what the weather will be like for the gig.

Bonzette wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: yeah probably should have mentioned it was for Bonz, but I reckon it's obvious :D

I guessed anyway. The "nails" bit sussed it for me

true...owens is more "nail bomb"

:D

sexual shennanigans? Where's that happening then? I was told we just had to wear badges and that was it.............look at Barney longingly and then go for a curry? Does this mean I've got to shave my legs and generally make an effort...........Steve, frankly, you never mentioned that bit - and Bonz you too, have lead me to believe I was just supposed to drink a lot, smoke, jump up and down in time to the music, sing when Barney does, if he remembers the words, go back to the hotel and then crash; this is all new to me ........shennanigans is a pretty cool word - now what would Barney find to rhyme with that? goin to 'me nan's again' - I do the best that I can.........

I'm pretty sure hacienda pulled that one out of his arse, unless of course he meant the barney thing.

Anyone approachingthe angels expecting them to be an easy lay, may fid themselves getting laid right ad fast, laid out on a cold mortician's slab :D

Wino wrote: sexual shennanigans? Where's that happening then? I was told we just had to wear badges and that was it.............look at Barney longingly and then go for a curry? Does this mean I've got to shave my legs and generally make an effort...........Steve, frankly, you never mentioned that bit - and Bonz you too, have lead me to believe I was just supposed to drink a lot, smoke, jump up and down in time to the music, sing when Barney does, if he remembers the words, go back to the hotel and then crash; this is all new to me ........shennanigans is a pretty cool word - now what would Barney find to rhyme with that? goin to 'me nan's again' - I do the best that I can.........

Wino, you're scaring me!

Steve Campbell wrote: I'm pretty sure hacienda pulled that one out of his arse, unless of course he meant the barney thing.

Anyone approachingthe angels expecting them to be an easy lay, may fid themselves getting laid right ad fast, laid out on a cold mortician's slab :D

You said it!

Bonzette wrote:

Wino wrote: sexual shennanigans? Where's that happening then? I was told we just had to wear badges and that was it.............look at Barney longingly and then go for a curry? Does this mean I've got to shave my legs and generally make an effort...........Steve, frankly, you never mentioned that bit - and Bonz you too, have lead me to believe I was just supposed to drink a lot, smoke, jump up and down in time to the music, sing when Barney does, if he remembers the words, go back to the hotel and then crash; this is all new to me ........shennanigans is a pretty cool word - now what would Barney find to rhyme with that? goin to 'me nan's again' - I do the best that I can.........

Wino, you're scaring me!

Is there an echo in here?:D You're not the first - and I'm sure you won't be the last - I'm a really really nice person E; don't worry, I'll be OK by then - the prescription medicine will have kicked in way before the 28th....

Steve Campbell wrote: NA, it's a lovely place, friendly people, just so long as you're not from Lond..... ah.... I wonder what the weather will be like for the gig.

Hmmmm, you're right! Think i better find me a local to hang out with, i might blend in more then- as long as i don't talk

Jem's probably close enough to get the accent right, or even be accepted with her own. Stick to her...assuming SHE can stand your voice (I'll have to report to her after our hot date LOL)

Wino's from in the middle, she could serve as a mediator and possibly even translator.