as promised: MY FEET!

here they are:

left foot (my favourite photo):

both feet together:

crossed:

well, i like them. US size 8, UK size 6-7.

FOOT OFF

let's see yours now, mick! you talk the talk but can you, *ahem*, walk the walk?

HMMMMMMMMM!

Forgive me Agent I say this only cos this lot haven't yet.

"pan round 180"

;)

those are actually not all that hideous as feet go. Still think a couple of little wheels would serve better.

don't you like how the light hits the left foot at just the perfect angle? *sigh*

What's the tattoo?

keith haring's dancing people.

I like the longer second toe, good foot flip off toe!

thank you! that's actually its primary use when i'm driving down the interstate with my foot hanging out the window, driving with my right pinkie.

AgentWood wrote: thank you! that's actually its primary use when i'm driving down the interstate with my foot hanging out the window, driving with my right pinkie.

now that I stop talking bollox long enough to look....you have finger toes like me.

We're more evolved than those stubby toed ones

Seriously, as out technology enables laziness, we need less feet and more hands. Think of how Wells' Martians came about, quite coherent logic really.

So, who else round here is homo-superior?

Melly, you seem to have suggested such??

Steve Campbell wrote:

We're more evolved than those stubby toed ones

A few more generations...

Oh Agent, just as i thought, your feet are just as majestical as the rest of you!

I just have 2 Big Toes of Large Boat Feet Doom. My second toes are sad normal lengths. Like to think my superiority comes from my elfen ears and ever present Eyebrow of . My middle finger has also adapted for such disabilities and is respectably shaped and lengthy to flick at all oncoming traffic.

Uncle Liam wrote:

Oh Agent, just as i thought, your feet are just as majestical as the rest of you!

that's what i like to hear.

melly wrote: I just have 2 Big Toes of Large Boat Feet Doom. My second toes are sad normal lengths. Like to think my superiority comes from my elfen ears and ever present Eyebrow of . My middle finger has also adapted for such disabilities and is respectably shaped and lengthy to flick at all oncoming traffic.

OK....you're claiming higher evolutionary status based on elvish ears, a spock brow and a predisposition to obscene traffic signals?

Can I bring the teaching of Darwin into this ? :D:D You are potentially "homo-mellius" or "texas woman" :D

I eagerly await Agent telling tales of being able to skin up with her feet while using cruise control

omg look at the size of them toes next to the big toe? sock busters them are,do you have to wear special shoes??

Christy, you're just encouraging the foot-fetish sickos around here with those pictures...those lovely, dainty, exquisite photos...such perfect, kissable, cuddlesome feet...I mean, that's just wrong

Only FIVE toes per foot? You musn't be from Blackburn then.

Aww Banshee might have overseas internet access,I'd better shut it.

your feet are just lovely, just as i expected them to be. i almost typed sexy there.

Not bad, nice tatoo

melly wrote: I like the longer second toe, good foot flip off toe!

I have longer second toes (on all three feet). Apparently it is a sign of madness

Missy Jem wrote:

melly wrote: I like the longer second toe, good foot flip off toe!

I have longer second toes (on all three feet). Apparently it is a sign of madness

At the risk of breaking the new rules round here replying to a girl.... Told you...a sign of a higher state of evolution. It's only got the reputation for madness or witchcraft because historically, women who were intelligent were burned as witches or locked up as mad. Now wejust make em wear badges :D

(Whispers) Steve you can't mention badges on here...

Sod your feet - trying to see what albums you've got in your collection!

Missy Jem wrote: (Whispers) Steve you can't mention badges on here...

Oh AND talking to a girl.

Dangerous talking to women - they start thinking about cooking etc and make good cooks, until you go to classy restaurants and generally speaking then the men take over with the cooking - it all evens itself out in life I find.

The universe detests imbalance

Chefs only cook cos it's a good job and there's no way they'd let women have it :D Do you think big chaefs cook at home? no way they yell at their wife like everyone else :D

I hope Gordon Ramsay's Mrs chins him if he shouts at her.

Missy Jem wrote: I hope Gordon Ramsay's Mrs chins him if he shouts at her.

LOL great minds...or is it fools I ORIGINALL used his name then realised it wouldn't do international flight, so changed it to the generic.

I reckon he comes home from the kitchen, stomps in the door "where's me egg and chip butty woman"

That's why even non-baking women should have a rolling pin handy for insolent partners.

Missy Jem wrote: That's why even non-baking women should have a rolling pin handy for insolent partners.

Yeah we have one of thsoe ones you fill with warm water to keep the pastry happy...a variable weight weapon. And if filled to less than 1/2, all the water goes up the far end when you swing it, making for a much more satisfying combat experience all round.

But, I just wish to re-iterate....feet are never attractive or sexy (any more than could a warthog), the can only be "less horrible" than other feet

Steve Campbell wrote: Yeah we have one of thsoe ones you fill with warm water to keep the pastry happy...a variable weight weapon. And if filled to less than 1/2, all the water goes up the far end when you swing it, making for a much more satisfying combat experience all round.

Note to women: Fill it with sand instead, you'll knock the fecker out!!

Lead shot works a treat too. close your quotes lass, you've broke t'forum

normal wrote: Sod your feet - trying to see what albums you've got in your collection!

lots and lots of NO. ;)

so, let's see some more feet!

AgentWood wrote:

normal wrote: Sod your feet - trying to see what albums you've got in your collection!

lots and lots of NO. ;)

so, let's see some more feet!

no way, I've caused enough trouble round here for one week, no need to start a mass "fucking off to avoid steve's feet" movement.