as promised: MY FEET!

I hope Gordon Ramsay's Mrs chins him if he shouts at her.

Missy Jem wrote: I hope Gordon Ramsay's Mrs chins him if he shouts at her.

LOL great minds...or is it fools I ORIGINALL used his name then realised it wouldn't do international flight, so changed it to the generic.

I reckon he comes home from the kitchen, stomps in the door "where's me egg and chip butty woman"

That's why even non-baking women should have a rolling pin handy for insolent partners.

Missy Jem wrote: That's why even non-baking women should have a rolling pin handy for insolent partners.

Yeah we have one of thsoe ones you fill with warm water to keep the pastry happy...a variable weight weapon. And if filled to less than 1/2, all the water goes up the far end when you swing it, making for a much more satisfying combat experience all round.

But, I just wish to re-iterate....feet are never attractive or sexy (any more than could a warthog), the can only be "less horrible" than other feet

Steve Campbell wrote: Yeah we have one of thsoe ones you fill with warm water to keep the pastry happy...a variable weight weapon. And if filled to less than 1/2, all the water goes up the far end when you swing it, making for a much more satisfying combat experience all round.

Note to women: Fill it with sand instead, you'll knock the fecker out!!

Lead shot works a treat too. close your quotes lass, you've broke t'forum

normal wrote: Sod your feet - trying to see what albums you've got in your collection!

lots and lots of NO. ;)

so, let's see some more feet!

AgentWood wrote:

normal wrote: Sod your feet - trying to see what albums you've got in your collection!

lots and lots of NO. ;)

so, let's see some more feet!

no way, I've caused enough trouble round here for one week, no need to start a mass "fucking off to avoid steve's feet" movement.