What was your worst hairstyle?

I have two horrors.

When i was about 8 my hair was so long i could almost sit on it. My mum let me go to the hairdressers alone. I had it all chopped off short, leaving a really long rats tail at the back. My mum went beserk!

I also had one of those 'football perms'. My fringe and sides were cut short and my hair permed at the back - gorgeous!

And no, i'm not showing any photo's!

2 at the top, 1 at the sides, and a little fringe that I used to spike up with gel.

Being a teenager in the 80's I had both a flat-top and a rat tail. Possibly at the same time. Do you remember those huge combs with the spirit levels in to aid your hairdresser in the quest for the flattest flat-top? Those were the days...

nummer eins all over in about 1990.

never again.

my hairs fine and blondy. i looked scalped. wore a baseball cap for 3 months until it grew a bit. the only time i've ever worn a baseball cap.

now its the usual 4 back and sides, bit longer on top.

Missy Jem wrote: I have two horrors.

When i was about 8 my hair was so long i could almost sit on it. My mum let me go to the hairdressers alone. I had it all chopped off short, leaving a really long rats tail at the back. My mum went beserk!

I also had one of those 'football perms'. My fringe and sides were cut short and my hair permed at the back - gorgeous!

And no, i'm not showing any photo's!

close your cage door when you've finished talkin shit. haha

I had a Phil Oakey - and I have a pic to proove it

Missy Jem wrote:

I also had one of those 'football perms'. My fringe and sides were cut short and my hair permed at the back - gorgeous!

call it what you will, but my dear Jemma, that's a mullet yer talkin about :D

Still it was nice chattin to you while it lasted. have a nice life.

I did have a shaggy all over perm, and I also had highlights, which was bad, cos my hair goes orange on contact with bleach.My biggest disaster was dying it black, it made me look like a terminally ill adolf hitler.

Undercut? and I once cut half my hair off for a day before before cutting the rest off.

Kershaw, one day we are likely to meet. I have made a mental note of all this abuse and i will kick your lily ass!

The one I have at the minute, tempted to go for a number 1 all over again soon.

Anyway Cambo, a mullet is straight. I could have said a curly mullet though, granted. What would you know anyway you don't even have hair?

Baldness is a supposedly a sign of being a stud. Dunno what the fuck MY hair's vanishin for to. :D

Missy Jem wrote: Kershaw, one day we are likely to meet. I have made a mental note of all this abuse and i will kick your lily ass!

make sure you turn up with your current hairstyle then Missy. THE BRAZILIAN!!!!

You are a very brave man Mr Kershaw!

check out mulletsgalore.com

for the finest selction of sea-faring mullets from all over the world.

...well, mostly Germany and America.

john kershaw wrote:

Missy Jem wrote: Kershaw, one day we are likely to meet. I have made a mental note of all this abuse and i will kick your lily ass!

make sure you turn up with your current hairstyle then Missy. THE BRAZILIAN!!!!

If you have any New Order Bootlegs, leave them to me please.

I suppose the rest of your stuff will be given back to the rightful owners.

:D

john kershaw wrote: check out mulletsgalore.com

for the finest selction of sea-faring mullets from all over the world.

...well, mostly Germany and America.

Don't need to, I watch F1...I've seen Schumacher fans.....most of them are on that site.

Gave myself a Rocket Mick special last night. Fook me it's cold today!

oldmonkey wrote: Gave myself a Rocket Mick special last night. Fook me it's cold today!

Bet you can't stop strokin yer own bonce. When I got all mine offed, down to a suitable "technoterrorist" No.2 I was obsessed with my own skull for DAYS.

Steve Campbell wrote:

john kershaw wrote:

Missy Jem wrote: Kershaw, one day we are likely to meet. I have made a mental note of all this abuse and i will kick your lily ass!

make sure you turn up with your current hairstyle then Missy. THE BRAZILIAN!!!!

If you have any New Order Bootlegs, leave them to me please.

I suppose the rest of your stuff will be given back to the rightful owners.

:D

haha. a dead man walking you mean.

You have been warned...

This is a difficult question. Let me think for a moment.........:evil:

ROFLMFAO

excellent Wino, must be a tough choice for you :D

Mailbox!

Wino wrote: This is a difficult question. Let me think for a moment.........:evil:

i can see what yer cats would have been!!

He's not my cat. A 'friend' of mine gave me the pic, as a joke. Ha ha.

Wino wrote: He's not my cat. A 'friend' of mine gave me the pic, as a joke. Ha ha.

are you sure? why was the picture folded up in your wallet then?

In the early nineties, I thought for some reason I would look good with spiked hair up top. I was wrong...

I have never used any type of hair gel since

Also, one time my stepdad took me to this former Marine's barbershop instead of my usual hair stylist. When I took off my glasses, I had a shaggy but managable mane. When I put my glasses back on after several minutes of razor-intensive cutting, I had a Marine cut.

I always get a little tense whenever my barber takes out the electric razor now

"What was your worst hairstyle?" What do you mean WAS?

Actually the worst is when I took a bottle of "SUN-IN" on holiday with me to Agios Nikolios in Crete.It's supposed to bleach your hair in the sun's rays. First couple of days,my scalp went red-raw....then my hair turned ORANGE! I looked like JIM'LL JINX IT! The last week it went so blond it was nearly white!

monty wrote: "What was your worst hairstyle?" What do you mean WAS?

Yeah, precisely.