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The Subtle Hipster sweet jesus. you're 89% hipster. You're pretty hip, but not in a ridiculously over-the-top kind of way. In fact, you probably look like a regular person generally and almost blend in with the masses, but you wear a few subtle signifiers of your hipness. In fact, hipsters probably don't realize how hip you are until you get into conversations about music, movies, and politics. You're at a healthy level of hipness. Rock on. Don't try too hard.

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=17181584356354606931

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I'm 51% whatever that means.........I lied on some - well most actually.:)

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71% :scratch:

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Bah, 81%. I'm pleasantly hip now, but 10 years ago I was scrapping my way through school for being different. :rofl: Always the way it goes.

Noted though, I furnished my first apartment from garage sales and dumps because we were all so terribly poor, not for some kind of "cool" factor. Her selection of movies I'd likely watch was poor, too. As was the selection of places I'd shop.

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I was told that Dave Hibell is 100% hibster.

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sweet jesus. you're 79% hipster. anybody tell me please wtf it means? My Athlon is on fire:clap: :laugh:

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72%

I really thought I would score about 12 though...

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The Subtle Hipster sweet jesus. you're 54% hipster.
You're pretty hip, but not in a ridiculously over-the-top kind of way. In fact, you probably look like a regular person generally and almost blend in with the masses, but you wear a few subtle signifiers of your hipness. In fact, hipsters probably don't realize how hip you are until you get into conversations about music, movies, and politics. You're at a healthy level of hipness. Rock on. Don't try too hard.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 6% on hippoints

is this good or bad?

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One Brain wrote: I was told that Dave Hibell is 100% hibster.

no fair! i should have been allowed that one!

but yes, 100% hibster

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30%

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80%

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I gave up on question one. I wouldn't wear any of those brands (don't think I'd even heard of two?)

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Al Jarvis wrote: I gave up on question one. I wouldn't wear any of those brands (don't think I'd even heard of two?)

Thank the lord.................

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I had the same problem, i left that one blank!

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Yes, the odd confusing question..but apparently I am also 'a subtle hipster'. As most on here probably would be..?!

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frank smarra wrote: I had the same problem, i left that one blank!

Likewise.

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93%. Proof that this test is flawed :evil4:

I think knitting is cool and Thom Yorke is hot, if I'm hip there's something wrong with the universe :lol:

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The Subtle Hipster

Sweet Jesus. you're 63% hipster.

You're pretty hip, but not in a ridiculously over-the-top kind of way. In fact, you probably look like a regular person generally and almost blend in with the masses, but you wear a few subtle signifiers of your hipness. In fact, hipsters probably don't realize how hip you are until you get into conversations about music, movies, and politics. You're at a healthy level of hipness. Rock on. Don't try too hard.

I'm really quite pleased with that... It's amazing how a quick five minute test can be so accurate !

:)

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ChrissMari wrote: The Subtle Hipster sweet jesus. you're 89% hipster. You're pretty hip, but not in a ridiculously over-the-top kind of way. In fact, you probably look like a regular person generally and almost blend in with the masses, but you wear a few subtle signifiers of your hipness. In fact, hipsters probably don't realize how hip you are until you get into conversations about music, movies, and politics. You're at a healthy level of hipness. Rock on. Don't try too hard.

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=17181584356354606931

74%, about what I'd expect, the same definition as yours. My only failure of being hipper though, is not living in Portland's Pearl District apparently. I was sitting in my car in gridlock when some asswipe in a Benz forces himself in front of me, goes well over the sidewalk, so that he's able to drive into his "swank" midtown apartment. Giving him a quizzical look, he just sneers at me and yells "Enjoy your life in the ghetto!" No,fuck YOU very much, sorry I missed the report that living in the Pearl District was amongst the greatest of human accomplisments...:uhoh:

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The Subtle Hipster sweet jesus. you're 90% hipster.

You're pretty hip, but not in a ridiculously over-the-top kind of way. In fact, you probably look like a regular person generally and almost blend in with the masses, but you wear a few subtle signifiers of your hipness. In fact, hipsters probably don't realize how hip you are until you get into conversations about music, movies, and politics. You're at a healthy level of hipness. Rock on. Don't try too hard.

is this good or bad?

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Ditto!

U2 rocks, hooooh!

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The Subtle Hipster sweet jesus. you're 63% hipster.
You're pretty hip, but not in a ridiculously over-the-top kind of way. In fact, you probably look like a regular person generally and almost blend in with the masses, but you wear a few subtle signifiers of your hipness. In fact, hipsters probably don't realize how hip you are until you get into conversations about music, movies, and politics. You're at a healthy level of hipness. Rock on. Don't try too hard.

that's right i don't try too hard to conform to any trend.

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0.05%

but you know that can't be right!

:p :p

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john kershaw wrote: 0.05%

but you know that can't be right!

:p :p

:lol: Actually, i could have answered the above question for you, without you doing the test.:D

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"ACCESS DENIED"

Bollox!

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Missy Jem wrote: "ACCESS DENIED"

Bollox!

:abovelol:

Obviously they didn't want to embarrass you with your total and complete lack of hipness. :D

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Yeah, well at least i've not got an artificial hip!

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Grrrr I aint QUITE that old smartarse. Then again, it may be worth joining the waiting list now so I CAN get one when the time comes.

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Missy Jem wrote: "ACCESS DENIED"

Bollox!

All (I said ALL!) of the links posted by ChrissMari are blocked at my work.

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I'm glad i'm not the only one not allowed to see!

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One Brain wrote:

Missy Jem wrote: "ACCESS DENIED"

Bollox!

All (I said ALL!) of the links posted by ChrissMari are blocked at my work.

It's all pr0nz

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16% Bollocks, I don't think I understood half of the questions anyway. Is this good or bad?!!!!!!!!! and really am I bovvered. :cry:

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lucyjane wrote: 16% Bollocks, I don't think I understood half of the questions anyway. Is this good or bad?!!!!!!!!! and really am I bovvered. :cry:

its hip to be square. :D

i think i just found another contender for the crap song thread.

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Test is meaningless.

What's "hip" in her little world sure ain't "hip" elsewhere.

Case in point: has anyone remotely cool used the word "hipster" since the 1950s?

:\pimp3:

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[orange]depthcharge[/orange] wrote: Test is meaningless.

What's "hip" in her little world sure ain't "hip" elsewhere.

Case in point: has anyone remotely cool used the word "hipster" since the 1950s?

:\pimp3:

except in hipster doofus. comon dc how did you score?

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You're hoping that I scored some sort of total that puts me on a par with Kenny G aren't you Ronny? ;)

That'll be CTB you're confusing me with.

Truth was I didn't get past the first question. Soon became clear that hers was a narrow and Chicago-centric depiction of "hip".

Ask the Harajuku girls!

:\pimp3:

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[orange]depthcharge[/orange] wrote: Test is meaningless.

What's "hip" in her little world sure ain't "hip" elsewhere.

Case in point: has anyone remotely cool used the word "hipster" since the 1950s?

:\pimp3:

I see hipsterdom hasn't quite made it to Oz yet. Yes, "hipster" is back in use. See the test graphics for an example of typical hipsters.

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Comrade Shampanyov wrote: I see hipsterdom hasn't quite made it to Oz yet. Yes, "hipster" is back in use.

You can keep that one, we don't want it.

Daddy-o.

:\pimp3:

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85%, I'll be damned.

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