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OK enough with the top threes already people...... nothing like enough bile and vitriol going on there at all.

So let's kick off with the worst 3 bands in human history.

3rd last westlife/boyzone/all-the-others-cos-they-are-all-just-one-constant-annoyance-a-vile-assault-upon-the-human-soul 2nd last Simple Red The Worst..... Black Lace (time may erase the tunes to a dull memory, but it can never heal, I can neither forgive nor forget)

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SR-71 N*SYNC O-Town

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I'm sorry, but my response to the question is the same band:

Jefferson Airplane Jefferson Starship Starship

The Airplane's creative highpoint was about the time the needle hit on "White Rabbit" and ended on "Somebody to Love". The Starship editions (both of them) contributed to the general decline in Western civilization that led to 9/11. Yes, I draw a direct line between "We Built This City on Rock and Roll" to the actions of Osama Bin Laden (I believe the historical record will bear me out) :nonono:

I saw Grace Slick on a news show a while back, she looks like Bea Arthur now. Scary :faint: :eek: :ignore:

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there was a really crappy band in the pub the other day. they left early there is a guy on tv here who once was in a band called "rasberry cordial". playing bad eighties electronic music.

a really crap band everybody would have heard of, though one, nickelback or creed take your pick.

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bon jovi bon jovi bon jovi

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AgentWood wrote: bon jovi bon jovi bon jovi

ok they can round out my bottom three.

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AgentWood wrote: bon jovi bon jovi bon jovi

forgot to add Aerosmith :wink:

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  1. bright eyes (maybe THEE worst "band" making "music" that i have ever heard

  2. she wants revenge

  3. the killers

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[orange]|| | ||| 6217|| 8 || 3[/orange] wrote:

forgot to add Aerosmith :wink:

Oi!:angry:

Metallica. Any boy/girl band. The Rakes.

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megadeth

AC~DC

Iron Maiden

{metal (apart from some Metallica) is rubbish}

oh and Aerosmith. they're the worst actually.

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  1. Any (and i mean any) boy/girl band
  2. James Blunt (not technically a band but...)
  3. The Beatles

I'll probably get a slating for number three but i've never liked them. Not even one record. So there.

*darts off very quickly*

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1- Magic Numbers 2- Razorlight 3- Snow Patrol.

Although limiting to three isnt reallty fair.

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Missy Jem wrote:

  1. Any (and i mean any) boy/girl band
  2. James Blunt (not technically a band but...)
  3. The Beatles

I'll probably get a slating for number three but i've never liked them. Not even one record. So there.

*darts off very quickly*

me neither. never understood the fascination with the Beatles. The amount of open mouthed Japanese fans down Matthew street in Liverpool looking for the mythical Cavern, and bringing carrier bags out of the Beatles shop.

and try going down Matthew St on August bank hol weekend. don't bother. its rammed. you can't get a pint.

Bunnymen's our best band ever. imho. :thumb:

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Kings of Leon The Vines Oasis

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john kershaw wrote:

Bunnymen's our best band ever. imho. :thumb:

Whatever happened to The Icicle Works?

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Missy Jem wrote:

  1. Any (and i mean any) boy/girl band
  2. James Blunt (not technically a band but...)
  3. The Beatles

I'll probably get a slating for number three but i've never liked them. Not even one record. So there.

*darts off very quickly*

LOL, must confess to a soft spot for SOME of their more ahem, chemically enhanced tunes, but most of what people get ecited about/ it's just nonsense.

Besides, they were already included in number 1.

"oh campbell you talk crap the Beatles were no boy band"....yeah that's right, those crowds of 10x000's of wee girls were drenching their knickers over Lennon's clever use of the sus4- +9 chord.

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john kershaw wrote:

Missy Jem wrote:

  1. Any (and i mean any) boy/girl band
  2. James Blunt (not technically a band but...)
  3. The Beatles

I'll probably get a slating for number three but i've never liked them. Not even one record. So there.

*darts off very quickly*

me neither. never understood the fascination with the Beatles. The amount of open mouthed Japanese fans down Matthew street in Liverpool looking for the mythical Cavern, and bringing carrier bags out of the Beatles shop.

and try going down Matthew St on August bank hol weekend. don't bother. its rammed. you can't get a pint.

Bunnymen's our best band ever. imho. :thumb:

Somebody shoot me. For once i'm in total agreement with the Kersh. Echo and the Bunnymen rock!!

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Missy Jem wrote:

john kershaw wrote:

Missy Jem wrote:

  1. Any (and i mean any) boy/girl band
  2. James Blunt (not technically a band but...)
  3. The Beatles

I'll probably get a slating for number three but i've never liked them. Not even one record. So there.

*darts off very quickly*

me neither. never understood the fascination with the Beatles. The amount of open mouthed Japanese fans down Matthew street in Liverpool looking for the mythical Cavern, and bringing carrier bags out of the Beatles shop.

and try going down Matthew St on August bank hol weekend. don't bother. its rammed. you can't get a pint.

Bunnymen's our best band ever. imho. :thumb:

Somebody shoot me. For once i'm in total agreement with the Kersh. Echo and the Bunnymen rock!!

Jem:machinegun:

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Gonna get shot for this, but Liverpool's greatest exports are...

FGTH (loved em, no apologies either, and if you want to start the "trevor horn did it all" thing, I reccomend you find a demo of them BEFORE he got them.....impressive band. Only abut 4 tracks have stood the test tho)

And Tom Baker

Go on, I fuckin dare you to say a bad thing about him :D

that's about it. Like the bunnymen just fine, but never got to NO levels of excitement

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Steve Campbell wrote: Gonna get shot for this, but Liverpool's greatest exports are...

FGTH (loved em, no apologies either, and if you want to start the "trevor horn did it all" thing, I reccomend you find a demo of them BEFORE he got them.....impressive band. Only abut 4 tracks have stood the test tho)

And Tom Baker

Go on, I fuckin dare you to say a bad thing about him :D

that's about it. Like the bunnymen just fine, but never got to NO levels of excitement

Steve:machinegun:

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Keane Snow Patrol James Blunt

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i've NEVER heard more than a snippet of snow patrol, odd since they're from accross the road.

Laughed my balls off at all my ever-so-cool mates getting all funny headed when it was alledged they'd be doig a wee homecoming gig in our locel. LOL there's better bands on in there 2 nights a week, and they don't go, but someone FAMOUS...oooooh that's different.

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john kershaw wrote:

Missy Jem wrote:

john kershaw wrote:

Missy Jem wrote:

  1. Any (and i mean any) boy/girl band
  2. James Blunt (not technically a band but...)
  3. The Beatles

I'll probably get a slating for number three but i've never liked them. Not even one record. So there.

*darts off very quickly*

me neither. never understood the fascination with the Beatles. The amount of open mouthed Japanese fans down Matthew street in Liverpool looking for the mythical Cavern, and bringing carrier bags out of the Beatles shop.

and try going down Matthew St on August bank hol weekend. don't bother. its rammed. you can't get a pint.

Bunnymen's our best band ever. imho. :thumb:

Somebody shoot me. For once i'm in total agreement with the Kersh. Echo and the Bunnymen rock!!

Jem:machinegun:

YOU CAN'T HARM ME!!!

MY WINGS ARE LIKE SHIELDS OF STEEL!!!

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But they're not from across the road steve are they? They're from Scotland! Because that twat of a frontman spent his formative years in Portadown does not mean they are an Irish band. They were formed in Scotland, recorded in scotland, played there first gigs in Scotland. ANd are shite anyway!

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BA wrote:

john kershaw wrote:

Bunnymen's our best band ever. imho. :thumb:

Whatever happened to The Icicle Works?

don't know. Ian McNabb went off and did his own crappy folk-rock thing.

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Uncle Liam wrote: But they're not from across the road steve are they? They're from Scotland! Because that twat of a frontman spent his formative years in Portadown does not mean they are an Irish band. They were formed in Scotland, recorded in scotland, played there first gigs in Scotland. ANd are shite anyway!

I don;t have to feel guilty about not assassinating them at an early age then, cheer :D

shows you how much I know, I listen to the local media :D

So that puts us back to....Van Morrison and D-ream then :(

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fuck all youse, spewin shite about whoever patrol. :laugh::laugh:

proper band tomorrow night: Belle & Sebastian :thumb:

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Steps Showaddywaddy Kid Creole and the Coconuts

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lucyjane wrote: Steps Showaddywaddy Kid Creole and the Coconuts

M'lady, that is HARSH, surely NO ONE deserves to be on the same list as steps? I mean, vile and obnoxious as the other 2 are, didn't they possess people who could, like, do music stuff?

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