Hi. Im drummer in a band with Jack_H. We are gonna be mint someday, u know ur all gonna buy the albums!! Anyway thought it was time i joined here, Jacks been asking me to. So hi.
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Yes Andy 
Glad to see you finally made it on here 
What do you mean we're gonna be mint "someday"....we already are and you know it......
See ya soon man
Just what we need....another fuckin drummer....watch yer beer/fags/weed/girlfriends lads.
Only thing is Andy....with a name like Twatto, no cunt's gonna know if someone means you or any one of the other twats round here.
Now come on, a bit steriotypical there. But fair enough i guess. Yeah well its kinda my nickname now thanks to Jack. In all fairness, Hooky gave it me so im quite happy to stick with it anyway.
Twatto wrote: Now come on, a bit steriotypical there. But fair enough i guess. Yeah well its kinda my nickname now thanks to Jack. In all fairness, Hooky gave it me so im quite happy to stick with it anyway.
ROFLMAO...sounds about right. I think he only stopped calling Steve M names when he bought a tank or two ;)
Rocket Mick wrote: fROM ONE TWATTOanother WELCOME!.Can you lend me a fiver please?
Sigh...no MICK..HE is the drummer...that's HIS line ;)
Twatto wrote: Yeah man, sorry i got it wrong. I meant mint-er someday. Ie Pearl Jam mint.
Why aim so low?
Welcome, twat.
Let us know when you play, i'll come and fill your audience out a bit.
I could even play the tambourine if you wanted...
Missy Jem wrote: Let us know when you play, i'll come and fill your audience out a bit.
I could even play the tambourine if you wanted...
Fookin hell.....Jem as Bez...what a thought.
And you gotta wonder just how much funk a white chick from Bolton's gonna have :D
Comrade Shampanyov wrote:
Twatto wrote: Yeah man, sorry i got it wrong. I meant mint-er someday. Ie Pearl Jam mint.
Why aim so low?
Low? Does nobody except me and Jack think Pearl Jam are amazing? Ah well, We'll be mint anyway.
Must say I don;t care for PJ a great deal (used to play a few of their tunes in a band I was in once mind you)...but there's a difference between not likeing something and it being shite. I may not love them but I'm not so childish as to consider my taste to be objectively "correct". You cannot say any of them are substandard musicians or that EV cannot sing (albeit he does do by opening his moth sideways...but we wont get into that...I assume jack showed you that video of creed and PJ and Ray charles). Please keep in mind for future refererence that music is probably the only thing you'll ever see me acting reasonable and grown-up over....most of the time I'm in the sandpit looking for dog turds to throw like everyone else around here ;)
Twatto wrote:
Comrade Shampanyov wrote:
Twatto wrote: Yeah man, sorry i got it wrong. I meant mint-er someday. Ie Pearl Jam mint.
Why aim so low?
Low? Does nobody except me and Jack think Pearl Jam are amazing? Ah well, We'll be mint anyway.
Wishlist is one of the better songs ever written, but thats about it old son!
Twatto wrote:
Comrade Shampanyov wrote:
Twatto wrote: Yeah man, sorry i got it wrong. I meant mint-er someday. Ie Pearl Jam mint.
Why aim so low?
Low? Does nobody except me and Jack think Pearl Jam are amazing?
No. 
Ah well, We'll be mint anyway.
Aim high. :D
Best thing I ever saw Pearl Jam do was Adam Sandler as Eddie Vedder on Saturday Night Live. Mint, as you say. 
Missy Jem wrote: Let us know when you play, i'll come and fill your audience out a bit.
I could even play the tambourine if you wanted...
Why not?
She can pole dance an'all
AND if you suck really badly....she can do a comedy routine with her parrot while you leg it ;)
only thing is, she has a gob like a field Howitzer and a wit like a rusty laser beam :D
I will now go and pray to the Gods of the internet that this thread sinks without trace by Monday ;)
Twatto wrote:
Missy Jem wrote: Let us know when you play, i'll come and fill your audience out a bit.
I could even play the tambourine if you wanted...
Why not?
Why am I reminded of Spinal Tap playing free form jazz...?
Comrade Shampanyov wrote:
Twatto wrote:
Missy Jem wrote: Let us know when you play, i'll come and fill your audience out a bit.
I could even play the tambourine if you wanted...
Why not?
Why am I reminded of Spinal Tap playing free form jazz...?
I really have to find John Lennon and that tumour Yoko Ono on stage with Frank Zappa....you could never EVER script sillier.
EDIT...I mean a video I have of it somewhere....as opposed to the set up line for a play ...."act3 scene 2: Steve finds John Len....."
Except possibly a mental pisshead from Bolton pole dancing with a tambourine while telling joke to a parrot, as accompaniment to a metal band[1]
[1]Dear Jack and Andy, please don't bother explaining some subtle reason why you are not metal....I, like the trolls of the Discworld who have one word "oooograhh" for all vegetable matter from algae to giant redwood.....have but one word "metal" for everything from King Crimson to extreme noise terror, from bon jovi to.....nah I'm only kidding bout Bon Jovi...there's another word from him.... ;).
Steve Campbell wrote: [1]Dear Jack and Andy, please don't bother explaining some subtle reason why you are not metal....I, like the trolls of the Discworld who have one word "oooograhh" for all vegetable matter from algae to giant redwood.....have but one word "metal" for everything from King Crimson to extreme noise terror, from bon jovi to.....nah I'm only kidding bout Bon Jovi...there's another word from him.... ;).
Ook?
i mean, 'mint'
